Mean Reds
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That girl is a child. 14...maybe 15, tops.
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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And Ralph will still flap his neck scrotum about other people being pedos without a hint of irony.
Gator_Aids
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Iām actually really rooting for @theralph with this one. The quality of his content unironically increases dramatically when he has a bang-maid to manage him. He becomes much more engaged, enraged and engorged. We need fat, hollering Ralph and his Three Stooges like antics back.
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Heās probably going to go the other way. He canāt afford to eat as a fat man anymore and now he has to buy for himself and his live in prostitute
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What are you talking about, all he has to buy is a few tortillas and he will be eating real good out of his new girlfriend's ass.
A-logs can only imagine a feast fit for a king!
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Ralph retweeted this for some reason, was probably gooning to the engagement on it and decided to spice things up by retweeting it yet again
The secret sperg conglomerate is hosting a new weekly show: "Kino Cartel" and Ralph appears to co-sign it
Ralph pretending that Randbot didn't force him to delete an entire stream
A good question left unanswered
Ralph is obsessed with this 220 guy. He always leaves Ralph speechless, and why Ralph hasn't blocked him yet is a mystery to me
The secret sperg conglomerate is hosting a new weekly show: "Kino Cartel" and Ralph appears to co-sign it
Ralph pretending that Randbot didn't force him to delete an entire stream
A good question left unanswered
Ralph is obsessed with this 220 guy. He always leaves Ralph speechless, and why Ralph hasn't blocked him yet is a mystery to me
Don'tAnalizeMeBro!
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IIRC heād quit visiting and mentioning Xander during The Pantsuela Saga.
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He's got thin lips and a Chrischan phenotype IMO.
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Ralph is pretending he is going to do the cooking stream despite bragging about how he was never going to do it on Thursday
Today's Killstream bonus episode thumbnail is a girl he has gone on three (3) dates with
Today's Killstream bonus episode thumbnail is a girl he has gone on three (3) dates with
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Last time he filmed a barbecue was when he was living in the US and invited his former business partner Michael Sisco over to fuck Meigh and brag about how he totally has IRL friends who want to hang out with him.
For all the posturing he likes to do about being a connoisseur or authority on barbecue based on his alleged southern heritage (reminder that his family originates from the north), the food was typical Ralphamale style slop. Unseasoned hamburgers and Ball Park Franks brand hot dogs served on paper plates.
Will he have the Mexican prostitute work her culinary magic on the grill? Will he ask the Mexican lawyer/landlord/electrician/veterinarian to fuck her in front of him? Can't wait to find out, but all signs point to yes, based on his track record.
For all the posturing he likes to do about being a connoisseur or authority on barbecue based on his alleged southern heritage (reminder that his family originates from the north), the food was typical Ralphamale style slop. Unseasoned hamburgers and Ball Park Franks brand hot dogs served on paper plates.
Will he have the Mexican prostitute work her culinary magic on the grill? Will he ask the Mexican lawyer/landlord/electrician/veterinarian to fuck her in front of him? Can't wait to find out, but all signs point to yes, based on his track record.
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Remember when Killstream was about the guests and not just a diary of his sad, pathetic life? Reminds me of Sonichu started out as and what Chris made it into once the trolls got involved.
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Ralph definitely doesn't. His memory is broken. He can't retain what happened yesterday, much less what happened 5+ years ago.
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Nonsense. He still remembers dat IT'S NAWT TRUUU!
Douglas Mortimer
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That's what the show was all about at it's very peak. No one was actually tuning in for Ralph it was purely the guest appearences.
unironicjudiaism
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You are treading ethically questionable areas.
Not accusing you at all but when we endorse this behavior in ralph right now we silently endorse sex trafficking and pedophilia hes like a homeless epstien. I love when the gunt rides high and skydive without a parachute into thr following L but this gets darker than inever thought possible.
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Iām pretty sure his brain is so fried plus his retardation he still believes himself to be at the peak of his streaming career and has just enough delusion to not realize his current situation. No one watched the Killstream for Ralph, they watched it because he could get Metokur to call in or maybe to hear his guests go at it while heās passed out and unaware
Creepy not at all stalker behaviorToday's Killstream bonus episode thumbnail is a girl he has gone on three (3) dates with
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He's in the phase of love bombing.
He's a BPD teenager with a Tumblr diary.
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Hausemeister has DFEd after getting yelled at by persip, the "Kino Cartel" has been felted before it even got its first episode
@DogZero , was advertised to be on this stream, perhaps he can shed some light on the situation?
@DogZero , was advertised to be on this stream, perhaps he can shed some light on the situation?
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I know I've mentioned this a zillion times, but just ignore all the usual context of the Ralphamale such as his personality or history.
- Living alone in a Mexican shack.
- Streaming to a couple dozen people MAX, and relying on the meager income they provide. Something around $50-$100. By relying, I mean that's his livelihood.
- Has no assets whatsoever that he can fall back on. Nothing to show for his illustrious streaming career. (Hollerin' to May about making 500k via streaming, only for her to ask "where did the money go" eats at him more than anything IMO)
- Has no work history or educational background that he could use to transition to something more sustainable.
- Has unpaid student loans (with nothing to show for) and such a shitty financial history that he needs a cosigner for anything above $20.
- The biological father of 2 children he ignores. One of which he ignores slightly less, but only when he's getting made fun of on the Internet. Likely extremely delinquent with child support for 1 of them, and can't even get into the position of discussing custody, child support, or even fucking divorce with the other because the baby momma wants nothing to do with him.
- Grotesquely configured. A fat hobbit with the face of a man who looks both 1 and 70, with gray hair that's receeded to the crown of his head, and the skin of a Chinese Sharpei. That's not to mention his disfigured eye.
- Prolonged and ongoing substance abuse issues, but also very apparent mental/physical/spiritual problems arising from said substance abuse issues.
- Has no friends or family to speak of besides a vastly superior brother.
I'm beginning to think everyone misunderstood what Ralph meant when he said "if you go low, I'll go lower". He didn't mean for that to be about hollerin', he meant for it to be about his life. Now I'm m not particularly sure how that was supposed to accomplish anything, but by God, he did go lower. The only way he can get any lower is to become homeless at this point.
Ralph being in the right place, right time, and having the right audience was the worst that ever happened to him. LOL.
The state of the Sektur.