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I don’t know where else to put this, honestly Scarlet deserves her own thread, but despite going on multiple anti-porn tie raids she’s still doing porn. View attachment 8857827
Not just porn, I think that's a video of her with one of her customers. She's still hooking and she's clearly blasted out of her mind. Sucking random dicks to buy plane tickets for flights that Senor Ralph keeps missing :stress:
 
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Piggy has finally stopped pretending to be a right winger and has reverted back to the Obama voting shitlib he always has been.
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He's also apparently applying for permanent residency in Mexico.
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Good luck Piggy, don't waste your tiny income on fake Rumble viewers.
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OOOHHHH, SO IN ORDER TO BE A PERMANENT RESIDENT, HE NEEDS TO PROVE THAT HE HAS MONEY?


KINDA LIKE A NEST EGG ?????????
 
Oh boy, it's another Ralph Can't Catch A Fucking Pre-Paid Flight on Time and Sober But it's Somehow Everybody Else's Fault episode! :story:
Again where there's an airport there's an airport bar and where there's an airport bar there's a Ralph a male
Of course she’s in the ER again, and Ralph fucks up his flight. Why wouldn’t they?
Her and those gay nigga aids she got just keep turning sick bay
 
Piggy has finally stopped pretending to be a right winger and has reverted back to the Obama voting shitlib he always has been.
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He's also apparently applying for permanent residency in Mexico.
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Good luck Piggy, don't waste your tiny income on fake Rumble viewers.
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Please President Trump stop! All of the celebrities with uniquely insightful yet liberally sanctioned political commentary on social media are threatening to leave this country. Our nation cannot endure this brain drain.

2016 vs 2026 :story:
 
Piggy has finally stopped pretending to be a right winger and has reverted back to the Obama voting shitlib he always has been.
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He's also apparently applying for permanent residency in Mexico.
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Good luck Piggy, don't waste your tiny income on fake Rumble viewers.
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I’m curious if he’ll be able to prove his income! That being said maybe Mexico doesn’t give much of a fuck. I can imagine some countries (or banks for that example were he to apply for a loan) wouldn’t accept what he does as legitimate employment.
 
I’m curious if he’ll be able to prove his income! That being said maybe Mexico doesn’t give much of a fuck. I can imagine some countries (or banks for that example were he to apply for a loan) wouldn’t accept what he does as legitimate employment.
"AHM THE PRODUCER, CEO, SOLE CREATOR AND HOST OF DA ILLUSTRIOUS KILLSTREAM, BISH!" :diddler:

"Okay, and what is your income, sir?"

"AH GET DA SUPERCHATS FROM DA AUDIENCE!"

"So, streaming, therefore, no fixed income. Application denied."

"FUCK YEW NIGGER! CAWKSUCKIN' FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER!"
 
Scarlett is fucking nuts lmao

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Okay so she walked by this store Moda Jasmin and is headed north up Elmhurst Road using the Dairy Queen as an example. What the hell is she doing up there? It's seven miles from the airport, and if she took public transit it would take some very specific effort to get to that exact area.

From the nearest corner of the airport it's only about three miles to there, but you can't get out of ORD from the corners.

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Okay so she walked by this store Moda Jasmin and is headed north up Elmhurst Road using the Dairy Queen as an example. What the hell is she doing up there? It's seven miles from the airport, and if she took public transit it would take some very specific effort to get to that exact area.

From the nearest corner of the airport it's only about three miles to there, but you can't get out of ORD from the corners.

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She probably found a dick that needed sucking on that block.
 
Scarlett streamed for half an hour in Madison babbling inanely about cars and documenting the hail damage. I only skimmed through it because I really can't bring myself to listening to 30 minutes of this druggie cunt rambling. Her shitty Saab got some hail damage but unfortunately didn't smash her windows. She showed her plates if we didn't already have them.


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Hmm.. interesting thought who's obnoxious red car is shittier Scarlett's discontinued Saab, or Nick Rekieta's mid life crisis fag mobile aka the Rustang that badly needs a new muffler, and preferably ends up wrapped around a tree?
 
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