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If this was posted just a week ago Ralph would have unironically called him a pill head.
 
There She Glows said:
So the new story is that Rozy was supposed to be named after a shitty sitcom and they were so retarded that they misspelled "Roseanne".
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LMAO. The fact he insisted on using that retarded “Z” to spell Rozy (nobody spells it that way) makes in undeniable and obvious he used his daughter as a failed branding exercise. Gotta love Ralph pulling out his dead mom to try and manipulate sympathy.

“We named muh kid after a 90’s TV show we watched with my dear Mama and purposely decided to misspell it you cruel bastard!” Ironically his son was named after a shitty TV show but Rozy is a failed streaming platform name.

I bet Ralph was convinced all that Cozy money had ensured his future and would be buying Cozy diapers and new socks for years to come. Cozy was the first and only time Ralph got a guaranteed monthly income, it probably seemed like a miracle worthy of naming your second born after, a paycheck for the first time in forty years of the Ronnie Ralph male line. Praise Jesus and/or the gay cat boy!
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Welfare leach complains about thieves is so precious. This nigger never worked a day in his life.
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Most of the time when people say "he never worked a day in his life!" it's slightly hyperbolic but with Ralph it's quite literally true. Chris Chan whose total employment history amounts to 6 weeks wiping down tables at Wendy's in 2001 has worked more then Ethan Ralph.
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
Everything is fair game!
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Needlessly responding to stuff like this is the real beauty of da Ralphamale because it's not going to convince a single soul. Plus, the whole 'not seeing Cozy.tv "Reroll" Rozy' in several years is kinda the underlying lede here that he can't get around, along with him basically giving up on his daughter when he found out she was a she.
BlueArmedDevil said:
Top man in the sector reduced to a clout chasing bum. Sad.
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That's been the case for years, but it's even more pathetic now for some reason.
 
HackerX said:
That's been the case for years, but it's even more pathetic now for some reason
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Probably because he still thinks the sector exists, IBS is popular thing and people watch him for whatever political take he can mumble out between xannies

Blade has more self awareness of how he's popular than Ralph.
 
Rage Pig said:
He is confirming that he reads everything we write about him, and it makes him raving mad.
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When he was a boy, Ethan Ralph was both physically and sexually abused by his father. These formative traumatic experiences caused him to harbour a deep resentment towards his mother (and women in general), who he would go on to neglect and emotionally and psychologically torture as a form of sick revenge.

Having felt weak and vulnerable as a result of his fathers attacks, and yet being genetically hamstrung by his mere five foot one inch height, he ‘got big’ the only way he could: by gorging on mountains of food and drink. And ‘get big’ he did.
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His deeply embedded misogyny would manifest in various ways across his many years of shame, but perhaps most notably in his manipulation and exploitation of mentally challenged women. Targeting them, grooming them and eventually having children - who he never sees or provides for - with two of them. To Ethan, the ‘power plays’ and abuses he has dished out to these mentally handicapped women are him ‘taking charge’ of something, ‘controlling’ something - exactly what he was never able to do when ol’ liquored up Ronnie Ralph would come into his bedroom at night and get handsy.

Being a short, unintelligent, abused child in a failing, flabby middle-aged carapace has meant that Ethan’s entire ‘adult’ life has consisted of nothing but desperate over-compensation. Leading to repeated run-in’s with the law, social exclusion, poverty and addiction.

All that remains is death, where he will not be mourned, as he is utterly without love or friendship, circling the drain rehashing his old ‘tricks’ and ploys for attention, lashing out at any and every one around him and attempting to manipulate another mentally incompetent woman who is as broken as he is.

‘Ethan Ralph…’ they’ll say... ‘…who’s that?’.
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Bixnood said:
The scum suckers at Kiwi Farms had stalking threads up on my unborn children. That shit is next level fucked. JOSH MOON PERSONALLY ASKED FOR AND APPROVED THOSE THREADS! They gangstalked me all around the world. The owner of the site spread slander about my 6th grade school year. He's invaded and twisted almost every aspect of my private life—all after years of working together in some of the most high-profile streams in the classic era of the Sektur I created.
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All Josh did was provide people a platform to discuss your life Ralph. You broadcast all the "gang stalked" information yourself. Josh didn't come to your house and spy on you to get that information. You made a choice to put that info out there. If you wanted people to stop knowing embarrassing details about your life all you had to do was keep that shit to yourself but you refused. "Everything is fair game" as you said yourself.
 
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God, Ralph turning into a chink was a certified KILLSTREAM classic. He was hollerin' he don't scare while watching Cog for updates the entire time. When he saw they were getting close, he immediately started trying to leave the area he was in, but it was too late. Dan the Destroyer found his pray.

What was most baffling is he somehow chose the funniest option.

Option A: Keep walking away. He'd have been called a bitch, but he wouldn't gotten his ass beat.

Option B: Turn around and fight back. He'd have gotten his ass beat, but at least he wouldn't look like a bitch.

Option C: Turn around, holler, and get punched in on the ground without ever swinging back.

He chose option C, so he got his ass beat, looked like a bitch, and miraculously turned into a Chinaman.

Though the Bowling event wasn't too far different. Ralph didn't swing back, and just started yelling "arrest heem, arrest heem". LOL
Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
"I watched Heather get fucked by a Jewish bull" "Well I watched Pantsu get fucked in the ass raw by a Mexican gigilo, top that bish"
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It still boggles my mind that he chose to broadcast that out onto the Internet, regardless of whether it's true or not. Like, what did he expect to gain from it?
Sicko Hunter said:
All Josh did was provide people a platform to discuss your life Ralph. You broadcast all the "gang stalked" information yourself. Josh didn't come to your house and spy on you to get that information. You made a choice to put that info out there. If you wanted people to stop knowing embarrassing details about your life all you had to do was keep that shit to yourself but you refused. "Everything is fair game" as you said yourself.
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He yearns for the days where people weren't laughing at him so bad, and him trying to stop people from laughing at him only made it so much worse.
 
cancelmysubscription said:
When he was a boy, Ethan Ralph was both physically and sexually abused by his father. These formative traumatic experiences caused him to harbour a deep resentment towards his mother (and women in general), who he would go on to neglect and emotionally and psychologically torture as a form of sick revenge.

Having felt weak and vulnerable as a result of his fathers attacks, and yet being genetically hamstrung by his mere five foot one inch height, he ‘got big’ the only way he could: by gorging on mountains of food and drink. And ‘get big’ he did.
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His deeply embedded misogyny would manifest in various ways across his many years of shame, but perhaps most notably in his manipulation and exploitation of mentally challenged women. Targeting them, grooming them and eventually having children - who he never sees or provides for - with two of them. To Ethan, these ‘power’ plays and abuses he has dished out to these mentally handicapped women are him ‘taking charge’ of something, ‘controlling’ something - things he was never able to do when ol’ liquored up Ronnie Ralph would come into his bedroom and get handsy.

Being a short, unintelligent, abused child in a failing, flabby middle-aged carapace has meant that Ethan’s entire ‘adult’ life has consisted of nothing but desperate over-compensation. Leading to repeated run-in’s with the law, social exclusion, poverty and addiction.

All that remains is death, where he will not be mourned, as he is utterly without love or friendship, circling the drain replaying his old ‘tricks’, lashing out at any and every one around him and attempting to manipulate another mentally incompetent woman who is as broken as he is.

‘Ethan Ralph…’ they’ll say... ‘…who’s that?’.
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you are wrong if you wanna know the truth about it, our pig was molested by old slippy fist sandra, ronnie found out and stabbed ralph then got a divorce and became and injection junkie who died alone. this has turned our pig into the junkie looser he is today
 

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