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Blahblahblah Ralph’s headmates are going off the rails tonight.

For reference, Sir, I believe this is from January 2024.
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Ralph has consistently proven he will flip on anyone when it's convenient for him, currently he's pals with Steeltoe but wait for the moment it's better for him to be on friendly terms with Rackets.

Being raised on a steady diet of soap operas taught him loyalty only goes so far as it beneficial to both parties.
 
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All those drugs are finally catching up with Piggy. He never was good at writing, but this vulgar rant is a new low, even for his very limited talent, education and intelligence.
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It seems as if he has given up on his silly little podcast, talking to an army of bots for ten hours to make $115.50. The fact that he's sperging out for multiple days against Null and KF, culminating in this dog shit "article" makes me very happy. He is confirming that he reads everything we write about him, and it makes him raving mad.
"Them scum suckers were tracking mah boi"

Yeah Ralph, humanity has a vested interest in knowing when the antichrist is born, and something about a half pig half horse demon hybrid baby sends off alarm bells.
 
I see we've reached the manic "AH FUCK YU BISH!!!" segment of his xannie withdrawals, where his temporary willpower outstrips the pill-rattle.
 
The xannies will be the death of him if nothing else. He already had the stroke (or at least seizures) at Hunter's from withdrawals, which led to further complications (his bum knee, probably more head trauma). We know he's still abusing them like candy, from the MKE airport bodycam footage.

That level is simultaneously cooking his brain while also making withdrawals a danger.
Yeah, well that’s why he’s been tapering it since early 2023 per that one livestream he did at the time, by 2030 he’ll be just about off of Xanax completely.


Let’s assume Ralph is correct all his enemies are liars, frauds, and pedophiles ok terrific! How does this actually improve Ralph’s life in anyway? He cares more about gay internet feuds than his children sad, pathetic.
 
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