🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 43.9%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 14 11.4%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 55 44.7%

  • Total voters
    123
Ethan Ralph truly not living in the past by hosting a karaoke party for the TonkaSaw diss-track "Goodbye Boulders" (on his totally awesome Vegas Vacation, no less)
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Any doubts I had about Ade's story that Ralph talks up the MundaneMatt stream to try to impress girls have evaporated.
Ralph cries and gets aggressive when people play this shit around him, but he can dunk on Tonka for a win that wasn't even his from 2018.

What a sad existence, relieving him 6 months of relevance in a fringe community of autists.
 
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So much to break down in four shots. Thankfully Ralph had May take a shot of the place so it was easy find the menu. Of course he bought the most expensive item on the menu or something on rotation at market price. Unless mistaken 24 oz would include the weight of the bone.
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For whatever reason she couldn't take a photo of the steak in the booth she had to get out and crouch to which probably made them look like fools. Odd to not see a fine glass three fingers full with Maker's Mark. Wouldn't be that restaurant up charge was too much for Ralph? No photo of May's with food. Maybe the cost was too much or Ralph did the insane thing and cut the steak in two for them to share. The shot of May alone has a very different white balance than the other three so either it was on a different phone or the only shot Ralph took was of May.
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The photo of them as a couple (probably taken by the server) was the only photo steady and with the faces fully in focus.
All in all "great success" a photo of a restaurant, a blurry photo of a gunt with meat, a blurry photo of a horse without a feed bag, and a photo of the happy couple where the gunt looks satisfied and the horse looks like it is on pain killers. One can only image what it must oh been like for the server to listen to Ralph attempting to pronounce "bistecca" or anything on that menu.

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The problem with people like Ralph, Andy and Dick, they want to relive 2017-2018 and they can't they don't have the audience they use too and people became annoyed or uninterested also it funny that Ralph takes a jab to Tonka when he's exactly like Tonka.

Tonka eventually gave up on the IBS shit, stopped trying to start shit with people, accepted his loss, and resigned himself to streaming pro wrestling shit to 20 people at a time. Gunty has continued to dig himself into a deeper hole to try and maintain the facade of "winning", whatever the fuck that might mean to him.
 
I thought Pantsu said Ralph towered over her. She has an inch on Ralph here.

Also if that is a life size cut out of The Rock, Ralph looks over a foot shorter than him. So that puts Ralph at 5'5", max.
When they lie down the gunt TOWERS over her long ass nose and tranny forehead. It probably threatens to envelope her and dissolve her with whatever aids bacteria resides in the folds.

I legit physically recoiled when I first pulled this up on my phone. Something about this particular picture of her is absolutely cursed.
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Her jaw and forehead are fubar. You can forgive one feature on someones face, but her face is garbo from top to bottom. Im not sure how she wasnt bullied enough in highschool/uni to get a non shit haircut either. Hey mantsu, do bangs to cover your greasy 6 head and learn to not smile like a molester.
 
Tonka eventually gave up on the IBS shit, stopped trying to start shit with people, accepted his loss, and resigned himself to streaming pro wrestling shit to 20 people at a time. Gunty has continued to dig himself into a deeper hole to try and maintain the facade of "winning", whatever the fuck that might mean to him.
Every one should take a look at the developments on the Tonka thread, if they haven't.
Ralph's trajectory post-Nora has been a mirror of Tonka's life - dead beat dad to kids he paper aborts, violent to women, violent to everyone, white trash etc He's one kid away from Tonka's score of 3.
To still shit on Tonka - who fully deserves it mind you, whilst being a fat version of him with your own VampKandy clone is incredible hubris.

What's even worse, is shitting on Mundane Matt - a milquetoast uber driver who Ralph dunks on still for...actually taking care of his child and being a father. The irony of the boulders meme coming about because Matt was off... being a father, is lost on this idiot.
Those in cheap, glass, hotel rooms shouldn't throw boulders, Ethan, you dumb fat fuck.

But what would we know here, at the *checks latest witty name* HRT Farms.

3 weeks in Vegas is one hell of a vacation for Ralph. It's almost like he's a poor person who won the lottery and is burning through the money. Wonder if he got that payout from the hospital.
It still is reminding me of a wanted individuals last hurrah. You know, like after, they get busted for embezzling money from investors, true crime shows use these kind of pictures in their "that was all about to change" pre-piece.
 
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