🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

412-L said:
According to vincheck.info, it's a 2007 Mazda 3 S Sport and the VIN is JM1BK143X71670754. It has never been in an accident and was put up for sale most recently on March 19 of last year. Listing price was $3,991 and it had 159,686 miles on it at the time.

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Ralph showcasing his wealth by making his horse haul cozy.tv Rozy in a $3000 filthy shitbox with just a little less miles on it than the queue of local Blacks at his crackshack.
Sad reality.
 
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Some schizo speculation:

Because of the recent purple Mazda sighting outside Richmond crackshack 2, and that Ralph went to pick up delivered groceries during streaming, Pantsu and Rozy may not currently be with Ralph. Maybe the recent Rozy photos say otherwise.

I won't discount the theory that Ralph is in Mexico. However, if he was in Mexico, he would brag about it and pretend to live like a gringo king from his tortilla hut outside Cancun.

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He has repeatedly stated he wants to go back to Memphis, honestly kind of an Occam's Razor guess.
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He would be stupid not to move into Ronnie's crack shack. But Ralph is stupid and lazy, so I doubt he's gonna fix it up to live in or even rent it out. I really hope someone has surveyed the house for any red Nissan trucks though. But he could be in Memphis proper, as you suggested.
 
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Keranu said:
Some schizo speculation:

Because of the recent purple Mazda sighting outside Richmond crackshack 2, and that Ralph went to pick up delivered groceries during streaming, Pantsu and Rozy may not currently be with Ralph. Maybe the recent Rozy photos say otherwise.

I won't discount the theory that Ralph is in Mexico. However, if he was in Mexico, he would brag about it and pretend to live like a gringo king from his tortilla hut outside Cancun.


He would be stupid not to move into Ronnie's crack shack. But Ralph is stupid and lazy, so I doubt he's gonna fix it up to live in or even rent it out. I really hope someone has surveyed the house for any red Nissan trucks though. But he could be in Memphis proper, as you suggested.
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Pantsu might take orders to stfu while Ralph begs for money online, but I think a infant would be noticed if it was being crammed into a truck and hotel rooms with Gunt while he streams. The idea that Pantsu and the baby have to wait outside while Ralph streams from a shitty hotel room is funny tho.
 
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Keranu said:
Maybe the recent Rozy photos say otherwise.
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Notice that the photos with Rozy usually don't feature Ralph in them. Those few that do don't show her smiling. In fact she looks terrified as Ralph extends his hooves to graze her head.

And I can't imagine a baby taking a liking or smiling in front of a father who is barely around the first few months of her life and looks like a gelantinous blob out of a grisly Japanese cartoon.

Prove us wrong and take selfies with your daughter instead of just showing pictures, Ralph! This feels like the Xander arc all over again!
 
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confirmation that meigh and child have been elsewhere:

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If Ralph is in Mexico just pay attention to his complexion. He’ll be more tan than sickly pale like he normally is and…. Ahahahahaha who am I kidding he’s a fat fucking shut in. They’re going to need to tear down walls to haul his fat bloated body out of his rental crack home. My respects to the owner.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
If Ralph is in Mexico just pay attention to his complexion. He’ll be more tan than sickly pale like he normally is and…. Ahahahahaha who am I kidding he’s a fat fucking shut in. They’re going to need to tear down walls to haul his fat bloated body out of his rental crack home. My respects to the owner.
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The locals will only see him every now and then and even when they do he'll avoid them as best he can. Soon the legend of El Hombre Cerdo will grow in the community. Parents will tell their kids to behave or they'll throw them into the somehow even more delipidated shack it lives in. Give it a few years and he'll have cryptid enthusiasts hunting for him.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
The locals will only see him every now and then and even when they do he'll avoid them as best he can. Soon the legend of El Hombre Cerdo will grow in the community. Parents will tell their kids to behave or they'll throw them into the somehow even more delipidated shack it lives in. Give it a few years and he'll have cryptid enthusiasts hunting for him.
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"Put on your fuzzy slippers and turn up that electric fire. Tonight on cost-to-coast-am well be talking a new cryptid creature, the Mexican 'El Hombre Cerdo', right after these messages..."
 
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Meigh just tweeted this photo
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Mexico or normal tin roof southern poverty shack? You decide.
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Somewhere they have to hang dry all their clothes apparently. Maybe Haiti? Mogadishu? I doubt Ralph is hang drying his clothes because he cares about the environment.

Wherever they are, it could be local to their bull.
 
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R. Budd Dwyer said:
Somewhere they have to hang dry all their clothes apparently. Maybe Haiti? Mogadishu? I doubt Ralph is hang drying his clothes because he cares about the environment.

Wherever they are, it could be local to their bull.
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Ronnie’s crack shack. The alcoholic mentally ill west Memphis white trash legacy continues. Bet Ralph kept the lazy-boy Ronnie drank himself to death in as the new family throne.
 
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