🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

GUNT WILL NOT DIVIDE US!
GUNT WILL NOT DIVIDE US!
HE WILL NUT INSIDE US!

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I don't think Ralph is in Mexico but it'd be funny if I'm wrong so I win either way.

 

[MeltyTW]

Place your fucking bets on Josh’s prediction from last year coming true to the letter, especially when he be barely speaks his mother tongue.

would it be illegal to donate to the cartel streamers who make a career torturing ralph via paid chat suggestions and tts?

I don't think Ralph is in Mexico but it'd be funny if I'm wrong so I win either way.

could it be that he is in texas near the border? or in some area in the us with lots of mexcians?

 

[.iota.]

Ronnie’s crack shack. The alcoholic mentally ill west Memphis white trash legacy continues.

wherever they may be living, it's not 532 lois marie cove in west memphis.
i took another google maps-assisted jaunt, and there is no corrugated metal. or windows, for that matter.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Place your fucking bets on Josh’s prediction from last year coming true to the letter, especially when he be barely speaks his mother tongue.

I give him two months before he's in some cantina in his shithole town and starts hollerin at some low level cartel enforcer daring him to fight the Ralphamale. They will then either shoot him where he stands or drag him out to the desert and force him to dig his own grave.

could it be that he is in texas near the border? or in some area in the us with lots of mexcians?

I don't see why he'd move to Texas to just be near Mexico, he wouldn't be getting the cost of living savings like in Mexico. Best he could do on that front while staying in the US would be moving to his swamp land in backwater Louisiana, doesn't get much cheaper than that in the US.

I suppose he could have worked out that by being near Mexico he could stretch his hooker dollar further.

 

[JAKL II]

I suppose he could have worked out that by being near Mexico he could stretch his hooker dollar further.

WINNERWINNERCHICKENDINNER!!!!

How is this not patently obvious? He's got multiple court cases against him, his viewership is dying, his donations are drying up and his ego is so fragile that poverty would drive him insane, now he gets to live like a queen in Mexico.

One American Dollar = 20 Pesos.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Not having a washing machine is primetime nigger activity.

 

[Thisismyusername]

Portugal = Bag Stolen / Ass Kicked
Mexico = Ring stolen (with or without sausage finger) / Ass Kicked?

 

[Salvatore Leone]

Messed with the brightness and contrast. Looks like Ralph is in some concrete compound. Guess he decided to take inspiration from Osama.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I guess now that he has a brown kid moving to mexico was the only logical choice

 

[make_it_so]

Other evidence that Ralph is in Mexico: people on poa.st watching his streams have noticed that his Twitter newsfeed appears to be localized to Mexico.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph fleeing to Mexico makes sense in that he’s finally going to be known for being tall, or at least average height, for the first time time in his life

 

[MeltyTW]

Other evidence that Ralph is in Mexico: people on poa.st watching his streams have noticed that his Twitter newsfeed appears to be localized to Mexico.
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.... but why? why move to mexico? its always even hawt outside and hes still on the hook for all his legal shit in america. surely ralph couldnt have been actually retarded enough to move his sow and piglet into some third world shit hole for cheap whores riddled with stds?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

.... but why? why move to mexico? its always even hawt outside and hes still on the hook for all his legal shit in america. surely ralph couldnt have been actually retarded enough to move his sow and piglet into some third world shit hole for cheap whores riddled with stds?

He's poor and it's extremely cheap to live. You can get a huge plot of land and a decent home for a fraction of what you'd pay in the states and if your income is solely provided by retards on the internet than you don't even have to worry about the terrible wages. It's probably the smartest thing he's ever done. However he's literally the walking stereotype of what Mexicans hate about Americans and there's a very realistic possibility he could end up being killed.

However, judging by meigh's horse nipple brown kid wigger clothesline pic, it doesn't seem he picked a nice home. It's actually hilarious and pretty ironic that this America First frontman is literally living in Mexico because he's too poor to live un-like a nigger in America.

 

[The cold-Blood Witch]

Ralph fleeing to Mexico makes sense in that he’s finally going to be known for being tall, or at least average height, for the first time time in his life

Sure his height thread will have fun with that.

.... but why? why move to mexico? its always even hawt outside and hes still on the hook for all his legal shit in america. surely ralph couldnt have been actually retarded enough to move his sow and piglet into some third world shit hole for cheap whores riddled with stds?

You're assuming piggy takes rational decisions, which he hasn't acted upon one since gator left.

 

[make_it_so]

He's poor and it's extremely cheap to live. You can get a huge plot of land and a decent home for a fraction of what you'd pay in the states and if your income is solely provided by retards on the internet than you don't even have to worry about the terrible wages. It's probably the smartest thing he's ever done. However he's literally the walking stereotype of what Mexicans hate about Americans and there's a very realistic possibility he could end up being killed.

However, judging by meigh's horse nipple brown kid wigger clothesline pic, it doesn't seem he picked a nice home. It's actually hilarious and pretty ironic that this America First frontman is literally living in Mexico because he's too poor to live un-like a nigger in America.

I recall that when the Mexico move speculation first started up months ago, lots of folks here were listing all the problems that would've been associated with Ralph hogging it down Mexico way. Besides just the language and cultural barriers, Ethan's U.S. citizenship status would mean that Mexican banks would still have to share information with their U.S. counterparts. Which means that any collections he had (that he might presumably be running from) could still get his account frozen, garnished, or seized. Then there's the issue of the RalphaTruck, which after a certain amount of time would need local plates, which Ralph could only get by getting permanent residency (a lengthy process that it's doubtful Ralph could complete) or it would be seized.

All in all though, it fits in perfectly with the Gunt's thinking: no long term planning, just short term immediate gain and gratification. Having your truck and funds seized a year down the road doesn't matter if it means you can get extremely cheap booze, drugs, housing, and internet right now by jumping the border.

 

[MeltyTW]

He's poor and it's extremely cheap to live. You can get a huge plot of land and a decent home for a fraction of what you'd pay in the states and if your income is solely provided by retards on the internet than you don't even have to worry about the terrible wages. It's probably the smartest thing he's ever done. However he's literally the walking stereotype of what Mexicans hate about Americans and there's a very realistic possibility he could end up being killed.

However, judging by meigh's horse nipple brown kid wigger clothesline pic, it doesn't seem he picked a nice home. It's actually hilarious and pretty ironic that this America First frontman is literally living in Mexico because he's too poor to live un-like a nigger in America.

i dont like saying for sure he lives there, it looks like some dax tier spic shit shack but idk. i think i might have to apologize to all the people ive argued with who refused to believe ethan was actually this retarded.

 

[Elmo]

I had noticed the other day that Ralph went on a tangent about his "morning" (by which he means mid-day) lattes before he starts his TS shows. He pointed out that his normal latte is a "9-1-1" by Dutch Bros. Coffee.

Imagine eating this good.

I doubt this really matters much, but the nearest locations to MX are located in El Paso, TX:

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I have my doubts he went to Mexico, but if he did he won’t last a year. i could see him trying to flee with his truck, figuring they can’t repo it in Mexico and he can escape his civil lawsuit and child support. It’s classic terrible Ralphamale logic which is why it’s possible.

Pantsu will get her trad living wish x100 in a third world shithole. Hope Rozy avoids rat bites and cockroaches in her crib.

WINNERWINNERCHICKENDINNER!!!!

How is this not patently obvious? He's got multiple court cases against him, his viewership is dying, his donations are drying up and his ego is so fragile that poverty would drive him insane, now he gets to live like a queen in Mexico.

One American Dollar = 20 Pesos.

Nah, he doesn’t make enough to live like an American Gringo queen, just a middle class mexican who gets money sent home from El Norte. Ralph would live like trash in Mexico, just like he did stateside just add a lot more insect infestations, dysentery and water born parasites.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

Based on coffee preferences (Dutch Bros) and white-nigger convenience, the city he lives in if he really went to Mexico. Must be Ciudad Juarez, it borders El Paso Texas at a walking distance.

Look at the quality of housing available.

Looks pretty familiar...