🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

Alot of people have talked about Ethan Ralph inevitably being murdered by the Cartels if he runs his gob (as he is usually inclined to do) but don't forget: He brought Meigh and Reroll Rozy *in tow*.

I speak no hyperbole when I say that Mexico is more insanely violent, crime-ridden, and politically unstable than Afghanistan.... it's possibly even a worse place to live than The Democratic Republic of The Congo in many areas.

Meigh and Rozy would probably be sold into sex slavery by human traffickers associated with the Cartels if they saw fit to whack Ralph. If that happened- they would also probably force Meigh (and probably Rozy) to be addicted to some hardcore narcotic like Heroin to keep them enslaved. I know it's been said countless times that one of the big reasons Meigh sticks around with Ralph is that she sees no alternatives whatsoever for her life but this without a shadow of a doubt has put her and her daughter's life in grave mortal jeopardy.
 
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♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️ said:
Alot of people have talked about Ethan Ralph inevitably being murdered by the Cartels if he runs his gob (as he is usually inclined to do) but don't forget: He brought Meigh and Reroll Rozy *in tow*.

I speak no hyperbole when I say that Mexico is more insanely violent, crime-ridden, and politically unstable than Afghanistan.... it's possibly even a worse place to live than The Democratic Republic of The Congo in many areas.

Meigh and Rozy would probably be sold into sex slavery by human traffickers associated with the Cartels if they saw fit to whack Ralph. If that happened- they would also probably force Meigh (and probably Rozy) to be addicted to some hardcore narcotic like Heroin to keep them enslaved. I know it's been said countless times that one of the big reasons Meigh sticks around with Ralph is that she sees no alternatives whatsoever for her life but this without a shadow of a doubt has put her and her daughter's life in grave mortal jeopardy.
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I would also have a hard time believing that Harry would just let this sort of thing happen but you never know considering Ralph did try to isolate Faith from her parents.
 
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Mexico is violent but it’s not random violence like in the US. Violence is centered around the cartel as in you piss of the cartel, you cross the cartel, you don’t agree to pay money to the cartel, the government thinks your buddies with the cartel, etc. Which means Ralph is fucked if he’s in Mexico. As you can see in him getting his ass beat, he feels compelled to talk shit even after getting his shit pushed in.

I don’t think he’s in Mexico however. West Virginia maybe.
 
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♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️ said:
>Highest Murder Rate in All of Mexico

That is a *hell* of a statement. I might have to page our resident Mexican National @NicoFountaine to tell us if there could possibly be any *worse* places in Mexico Ethan Ralph could have moved to.

I really do hope Ralph packed his shit and moved with fiancé and baby in tow to Narcoistan, because that would probably be the stupidest fucking thing he's ever even thought of doing.
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Lol I didn't answer earlier precisely because I was there.

I am from a northern city, but I avoid at all cost traveling to all Border cities, no exceptions. Ralph would be dumb if he moved to Juarez. My guess is he would pick a Central/occidental southern City with easy and quick access to an international travel hub in the US. While I have family in Mexico a short drive from where I live in Arizona I rather take a plane just to avoid border cities.

Just being there doesn't necessarily endanger him, but the chances of him being around a violent incident from which he could become an innocent bystander increases. Since he also likes to go around and talk shit to people in shitty bars he would likely get in trouble with thuggish people, get mugged or beaten but he wouldn't end up in a cartel execution video. He could live peacefully but who knows. I don't think he can afford rent in fancy places since rent prices are actually very high because they charge you in US Dollars (a huge amount of people lives in the Mexican side, but works in the American side). Ralph is a broke fat idiot who doesn't make more money than most people not dirt poor in Mexico anyway.
 
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Before I post this two things to keep in mind: 1) The only thing I do professionally is fuck up, and 2) I'm well aware this post has massive leaps of logic in it, so please keep your autism in check.

I think shifting focus to Michael Sisco may reveal where everyone's favorite cerdo furioso is hiding. Yes Gunt is a stupid fuck who live on stream read his credit card number out loud but doesn't mean he can't use his three functioning brain cells to try and keep his location hidden from the alogs. Sisco on the other hand doesn't engage in typical lolcow behavior and is more or less not on anyone's radar. Because of this I suspect that Sisco could be the weak link that betrays cerdo furioso.

1) Sisco's Twitter profile lists him as living in Texas. Yes he could be lying but he's has been relatively consistent on listing his state on his Twitter profile. Also, Sisco strikes me as someone who see Twitter as a business/networking platform so lying about your location is unlikely.

2) Twitter's events and media in your area sidebar is broken as fuck. I live in dumb fuck nowhere <state redacted> but if you saw my Twitter lurker account you would think I live in northern California or Portland despite being hundreds of miles away from either place. This may explain why Gunt's Twitter showing stuff from Mexico but without testing and confirmation it's just an idea.

3) It's been speculated that Gunt has rented or stayed at property that Sisco has owned in WV. If Sisco is really in TX it is possible that a similar arrangement could exist between them.

4) Texas does have a fuck ton of Dutch bros coffee

5) This is the sort of shit Gunt would pull. Best example would be tweeting some print out that showed a positive AIDS test and then letting alogs run wild with speculation. The running to Mexico could be Gunt's idea of a long con.

Realistically the most effective way of getting Gunt's location is to wait and watch. As it's only a mater of time before drugs and alcohol abuse will lead to him doxxing himself. It's not as funny as speculating Mexico and possible misfortune cerdo furioso could cause.
 
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Harlan Wick said:
Yes Gunt is a stupid fuck who live on stream read his credit card number out loud but doesn't mean he can't use his three functioning brain cells to try and keep his location hidden from the alogs.
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That truly was magical. Especially when he yelled at his chat, who were trying to warn him "they can hear you!" to shut up then put his hand over his mouth.
 
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Harlan Wick said:
so please keep your autism in check.

I think shifting focus to Michael Sisco may reveal where everyone's favorite cerdo furioso is hiding.
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well fuck you you peaked my interest. It took me about an hour to look up the gunt again. I believe I found a lead using Micheal.
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2lolis1cup said:
well fuck you you peaked my interest. It took me about an hour to look up the gunt again. I believe I found a lead using Micheal.
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Lol. Ive have been saying for months he would be Sisco’s puppy dog but he followed him all the way to Texas, instead of WV, to live in a fucking trailer. Fantastic! Ralph cannot be a independent adult under any circumstance.

Very very poor white trash, not very trad
 
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Do we think Pantsu just gets to scrub the washing in the big, plywood addition project trailer and they live in the camper/old trailer to the right? Or did Ralphamale score the big trailer with the fancy pawpaw built plywood and siding breezeway?

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9649 Fm 1249 E, Kilgore, TX 75662 | Zillow

Zestimate® Home Value: $181,700. 9649 Fm 1249 E, Kilgore, TX is a single family home that contains 1,744 sq ft and was built in 1967. It contains 0 bedroom and 0 bathroom. The Zestimate for this house is $181,700, which has decreased by $1,755 in the last 30 days. The Rent Zestimate for this...
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Did Sisco move back to his parent’s trailer and bring a pet Ralph and horse with him?
 
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I doubt Ralph will get beheaded with a chainsaw by cartel gangs. He will be in for a rude awakening when he shoots his fat mouth off at the local watering hole. He'll be squealing "Arrest heem!" as he's getting his ass beat, while the cops are watching and laughing at the fat gringo getting his shit kicked in. Cops in Mexico don't act like cops in the States. Ralph if you read this while drunk driving, do not expect help from the local Mexican police.
 
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So the property in question is a rental owned by a neighbor and leased out by a Corporation.

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A rented trailer, even better and perfect for the Gunt and his stead.

You get the bounty my friend. Congrats When it’s 100% confirmed you should get a special Gunt Dox award. There’s no doubt that’s the same weird tin porch that poor dumb bitch is hanging Rozy and Ralph’s shitty underwear to dry.

Man, ghost is going to be livid when he finds out Gunt is renting a rundown trailer in Texas. Then again, East Texas is the sort of poor white trash wasteland that is perfect for a Ralphamale.
 
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2lolis1cup said:
well fuck you you peaked my interest. It took me about an hour to look up the gunt again. I believe I found a lead using Micheal.
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(for the gunt im not saying this is confirmed holy fuck man stop treating like every rough draft as the final 100 percent submitted own that kf stakes its entire rep on piggu, theres binned drafts of every masterpiece script form any movie youd love thatd be laughable if put to screen)
YEW DOXLED MAH FRUM MAH BABEE AND MAH HORSE BRIDE
im calling that being how he cries victim after smugly using them to try and get a w over internet trolls instead of just living out peacefully with his family if this is true and this pic helped clue us in.
 
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