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🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.
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Mexican Coke is sold in the US but supposedly only in Red Label bottles. Black label bottles are only able to be bought in Mexico or eBay.
Moral plague
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Only Ralph would be so lacking in worldly belongings and relationships that moving to Mexico would be seen as convenient, and be seen as possible to his fandom. Do you think Meigh took Spanish in high school?
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Nah, I’ve bought in delis in NYC. It’s not as common as the other, but it’s around esp in stores that try to sell boutique colas and ginger beers. Anything from Mexico is easily found in Texas.
However I’d totally believe Ralph would order drinks off eBay just to LARP. Don’t get me wrong though, I’d love for Ralph to move to a third world tin shack in Mexico to make his Mexican Catboi daddy proud. But the fact he made such a show of drinking Mexican cola is because he’s terrible at baiting.
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The only problem with the Kilgore TX address is there is no broadband there.
Frontier looks to be the telco for that area and they show no FTTH service in the area. The street view photo's show no HFC cable TV plant on the poles for a cable modem. Internet says the same. And TMO home internet says they do not service that area.
Frontier looks to be the telco for that area and they show no FTTH service in the area. The street view photo's show no HFC cable TV plant on the poles for a cable modem. Internet says the same. And TMO home internet says they do not service that area.
Mundane Ralph
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I've bought it in China. Exact same bottle.
Never underestimate what these non-supermarket chain variety stores are able to stock.
My local Asian store has more Japanese instant noodles than a 7-11 in Japan.
I think it's bait.
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But as of 11/23/2020 they arn't on this street. That's the date of the Bing streetview capture.
The polls have nothing but power on them.
Telephone is underground on the house side of the street. You can see the pedestals. If CATV was there then there would be a 2nd set of peds going down the street.
Clicking around the area on streetview shows this is a depressed dying shithole. The houses that arn't abandoned looking have DirectTV/DISHnetwork on them.
Cyberlynx has only 71% coverage.
There is a shitty WISP but their coverage maps don't show it being near his street.
I think the mexican coke thing is bait. I just have my doubts about this TX address.
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I think that there might me more to this- I think that Piggy is shacked up in a Border City. Would explain the high amenities relative to low income zone, relatively cheap housing, and a high of quantity Dutch Bros coffee locations (that he stated recently to live near, I believe).
Another theory: Ralph may be attempting to be a Medicinal Tourist, and chop off the Gunt right before Guntamania.
To add to this, Ralph is known to have drug dealer "friends," in no small part to the confirmed data that Ralph bought and still buys cocaine in bulk.
Moreover, take a look at this:
This is a route through the general location of Sisco's place- which happens to be extremely conveniently placed along the route between Richmond and El Paso.
To add to this, there IS broadband in El Paso.
And here is a fiber coverage map.
Last Detail: Ralph always has a "Yahoo Espanol" icon for his favourites or at least most commonly opened pages on his browser:
If there is any border city he could be in, I predict it is El Paso. I recommend cross-referencing everything you people have with public El Paso data, because so far, everything seems to match up with what I have.
Another theory: Ralph may be attempting to be a Medicinal Tourist, and chop off the Gunt right before Guntamania.
To add to this, Ralph is known to have drug dealer "friends," in no small part to the confirmed data that Ralph bought and still buys cocaine in bulk.
Moreover, take a look at this:
This is a route through the general location of Sisco's place- which happens to be extremely conveniently placed along the route between Richmond and El Paso.
To add to this, there IS broadband in El Paso.
And here is a fiber coverage map.
Last Detail: Ralph always has a "Yahoo Espanol" icon for his favourites or at least most commonly opened pages on his browser:
If there is any border city he could be in, I predict it is El Paso. I recommend cross-referencing everything you people have with public El Paso data, because so far, everything seems to match up with what I have.
Booby Jones
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What'd I miss? I feel like that's impossible, cocaine is so expensive for such small amounts. Atleast it was when I was 20. Surely the hawlg can't afford that and still feed his family.
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Hm, so Meigh actually DOES have boobies
I believe Coco is cheaper closer/at the border. It tends to be less cut as well. Those reasons alone could play into why Ralph possibly moved closer to there.
Here is a list of neighborhoods in El Paso, along with average income data:
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Ralph's playing 4D chess here - there's no way he actually moved to Mexico. Sure, he's made several statements to that effect, but there's no real evidence as of yet. He knows that the gawdamn aylawgs will run with anything that sounds funny, even if it's plainly retarded (like Kinochet claiming that an earthquake in Mexico half an hour before a power outage on the Sunrise can be used to geolocate him). He's been much more careful with opsec in the past few months, so I think that the consistent "accidental" display of Mexican Twitter and Coca-Cola is a gayop done with a VPN/Amazon as others have suggested. The other way around doesn't work - you can't fake the Dutch Bros coffee from south of the border.
I also think people are ignoring Meigh. I know that she's the ultimate pick-me and has zero self-esteem, but she does seem to be fairly attached to her parents in NY and visits them often. I have a hard time believing she'd agree to move out of the country just to fulfill Ralph's outlaw larp.
Finally, I'd like to point out for the umpteenth time that before Christorian X made his original attention-whoring Gunt Bounty Hunt Thread (there was already an existing thread for speculation on the Ralphalocation) and got everyone sidetracked with autistic theories about Sisco or his white trash uncle, Ralph did have a couple genuine slips of the tongue on his shows. He let us know that his new place is a) out of VA and b) within a day's drive of Richmond. He's probably found a random place in rural Tennessee or wherever - after all, there's no requirement that a person has to rent from an acquaintance or a relative.
I also think people are ignoring Meigh. I know that she's the ultimate pick-me and has zero self-esteem, but she does seem to be fairly attached to her parents in NY and visits them often. I have a hard time believing she'd agree to move out of the country just to fulfill Ralph's outlaw larp.
Finally, I'd like to point out for the umpteenth time that before Christorian X made his original attention-whoring Gunt Bounty Hunt Thread (there was already an existing thread for speculation on the Ralphalocation) and got everyone sidetracked with autistic theories about Sisco or his white trash uncle, Ralph did have a couple genuine slips of the tongue on his shows. He let us know that his new place is a) out of VA and b) within a day's drive of Richmond. He's probably found a random place in rural Tennessee or wherever - after all, there's no requirement that a person has to rent from an acquaintance or a relative.
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I agree but we also need to remember that Ralph is a creature of habit and by that I mean convenience. Occam's razor and all.
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Yeah this is absolutely a "Ahm gonna fool dose kiwis to think I live in Messico" larp.
If you, a fat white man, moved with your half naked horse and your white girl baby to Mexico, with a mouth like Ralph has and you're living in a shithole shack with no security....
. I mean you may as well just hand them over on a silver platter.I mean he's retarded, but I don't think he's suicidal. He's too egotistical for that, surely.
Though, these screenshots will come in handy if he ends up the subject of a True Crime Investigation Special hosted by Nancy Grace.
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Not only that BUT the labels on “Mexican Coke” bottles in Mexico are different than the ones in the US because the bottles in Mexico are returnable and the bottling plant reuses them. You’d have to look close but that looks like a US non-returnable “Mexican” Coke bottle to me.
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Since Ralph announced he was moving I always thought this was the most likely and that Ralph could only move 500 plus miles if some idiot like Sisco was assisting him. But Sisco is such a loser I don’t think he could help Ralph with anything, save for looking better on a lease than Ralph.
Dutch Brothers has several locations in Tennessee, but WV does not. Tennessee is far more likely than Texas unless Sisco and he are hitching wagons.
The tin porch with the warshing hanging shows he’s got some new crack shack. The Texas trailer shows that’s a popular way to put a shitty porch on a trailer. But Ralph can’t be too rural, he needs fast food and decent internet service so it’s likely just a ghetto area much like his Richmond crack shack was.
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If Ralph moved to El Paso they'd change the name to El Fatso and make him the mayor.
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Why doesn't this retard just get an RV like the ip2 people.