🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

[Sam Losco's Wife]

From Ralph's Telegram this morning.

What the new Mexican Coke labels look like.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

well fuck you you peaked my interest. It took me about an hour to look up the gunt again. I believe I found a lead using Micheal.
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The roofs look to be at different angles and in the photo with may the roof doesn't extend past the wall but it does on the Texas trailer.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

From Ralph's Telegram this morning.
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What the new Mexican Coke labels look like.
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You can buy that at Wegmans. In Virginia.
Ralph, you can get a free monkey pox vaccine in Richmond if you’re hiv+, you’re welcome.

 

[.iota.]

But Pantsu May is standing in front of a grassy mound. Are there any grassy piles of dirt and mounds in the property?

That grass looks tropical to me rather than something that grows in temperate regions.

the street view images from google maps that are posted above are from 2013.
but the arial view is from 2022, and it shows extensive foliage ... i think 2lolis1cup might have found it.

 

[Elmo]

From Ralph's Telegram this morning.
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What the new Mexican Coke labels look like.
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Isn't this the same shirt he wore to Portugal?

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

You can buy that at Wegmans. In Virginia.

This is the only Mexican Coke listed on Wegman's website.

I don't know, he's never had Mexican Coke on his show ever before, I have trouble subscribing to the "Ralph is playing 4D chess" theory.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

EDIT
Barring any new evidence, I cannot find any direct connection between the Michael Sisco and the owner of the 9649 Fm 1249 E. Unless this is some unconnected relative who is in their late 50's / early 60's this isn't the correct Michael Sisco. The Michael Sisco we should be looking for is 34 and named:

Michael Raymond Sisco​

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His 3 Most current addresses are:
130 S Marsham St Apt B, Romney, WV 26757-1728​

6044 Bayberry Dr, Keyser, WV 26726-5012​

905 Broadview Blvd N, Glen Burnie, MD 21061-1907

I have attached his BG report at the bottom as well.​

END EDIT

Did some checking. The property at 9649 Fm 1249 E, Kilgore, TX 75662 is even worse than we thought:



I'm still trying to establish the connection to the previously mentioned David Conner. He owns the property at 10055 Fm 1249 E which is close, but not the same as the house believed to be where Ralph is. Conner does own 9 current properties and is certainly renting them though.

Spoiler: Conner Properties

Interesting enough to mention, Conner seems to either own or run a church that co-owns 10055. This in addition to the rental company

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Just for laughs, Conner owns a Nissan Shitbox too.




Here is the basic breakdown on the listed owner of 9649 Fm 1249 E - Michael Sisco.




I may have missed it in the thread but I am still looking for the direct connection between this Michael Sisco and the Michael Sisco in WV. If someone can point it out it would be helpful. I have included full BG's on the Conners and Sicso's below.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Did some checking. The property at 9649 Fm 1249 E, Kilgore, TX 75662 is even worse than we thought:

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I'm still trying to establish the connection to the previously mentioned David Conner. He owns the property at 10055 Fm 1249 E which is close, but not the same as the house believed to be where Ralph is. Conner does own 9 current properties and is certainly renting them though.

Spoiler: Conner Properties

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Interesting enough to mention, Conner seems to either own or run a church that co-owns 10055. This in addition to the rental company

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Just for laughs, Conner owns a Nissan Shitbox too.

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Here is the basic breakdown on the listed owner of 9649 Fm 1249 E - Michael Sisco.

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I may have missed it in the thread but I am still looking for the direct connection between this Michael Sisco and the Michael Sisco in WV. If someone can point it out it would be helpful. I have included full BG's on the Conners and Sicso's below.

Sisco is a failed real estate agent so could help Ralph out with that fancy paperwork stuff. Ralph’s brilliant scheme was to use Sisco as a front to try and buy any awful shitbox he could buy/rent. Sisco seems desperate and pathetic enough to do it for Ralph.

Ralph’s brilliant scheme to never get doxed was to have his white trash trailer in his only IRL friend’s name. The only way Ralph could move out of Richmond was to leech off of the only person known to come to Ralph’s sad cook outs. I guess they can cook-out together all the time since they now are next door neighbors both living in hilariously shitty trailers.

It’s just amazing how stereotypically perfect Ralph’s new pigsty is. Everyone made jokes about his new trailer, but Gunt is now finally living in the joke for KF entertainment….even with clothes lines on the tin roofed porch for extra white trashiness.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

Sisco is a failed real estate agent so could help Ralph out with that fancy paperwork stuff. Ralph’s brilliant scheme was to use Sisco as a front to try and buy any awful shitbox he could buy/rent. Sisco seems desperate and pathetic enough to do it for Ralph.

Ralph’s brilliant scheme to never get doxed was to have his white trash trailer in his only IRL friend’s name. The only way Ralph could move out of Richmond was to leech off of the only person known to come to Ralph’s sad cook outs. I guess they can cook-out together all the time since they now are next door neighbors both living in hilariously shitty trailers.

It’s just amazing how stereotypically perfect Ralph’s new pigsty is. Everyone made jokes about his new trailer, but Gunt is now finally living in the joke for KF entertainment….even with clothes lines on the tin roofed porch for extra white trashiness.

Please check edit. It appears the wrong Michael Sisco was used to begin with on this search. No connection between Michael Sisco in Texas and Michael Sisco in WV seems to exist.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

From Ralph's Telegram this morning.
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What the new Mexican Coke labels look like.
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Bait

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Please check edit. It appears the wrong Michael Sisco was used to begin with on this search. No connection between Michael Sisco in Texas and Michael Sisco in WV seems to exist.

There’s no way there’s not a connection, but probably a dad or uncle which would match up with the age. Ralph’s BFF Michael Sisco moved to Texas to sell scammy insurance about 150 miles down the road in Stafford but that could just be the “sales market” he was assigned. It’s not a coincidence they both seemed to suddenly move at the exact same time.

Bait

Ralph wants ppl to think he’s in Mexico, but he’s obviously not. Mexican coke can be bought most places in the USA, but definitely all over Texas. Funny enough it was sold in the Kosher section on my grocery store for years till they started selling it as more upscale “real sugar cane” coke from Mexico in the soft drink section.

The Dutch Brothers coffee however is not something that is not as easily faked and it only has locations in certain states,..there seems to be three close he could make Pantsu drive to in Tyler. But they are in a lot of southern and western states.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

There’s no way there’s not a connection, but probably a dad or uncle which would match up with the age. Ralph’s BFF Michael Sisco moved to Texas to sell scammy insurance about 150 miles down the road in Stafford but that could just be the “sales market” he was assigned. It’s not a coincidence they both seemed to suddenly move at the exact same time.

Ralph wants ppl to think he’s in Mexico, but he’s obviously not. Mexican coke can be bought most places in the USA, but definitely all over Texas. Funny enough it was sold in the Kosher section on my grocery store for years till they started selling it as more upscale “real sugar cane” coke from Mexico in the soft drink section.

The Dutch Brothers coffee however is not something that is as easily faked and it only has locations in certain states..there seems to be one close to the trailer address in Danville too.

You're not wrong. I just see no provable connection between these two people. My thinking is its better to stay focused on the Sisco directly connected to Ralph.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

This is the only Mexican Coke listed on Wegman's website.
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I don't know, he's never had Mexican Coke on his show ever before, I have trouble subscribing to the "Ralph is playing 4D chess" theory.

Wegmans in central Virginia locations offer the 4-pack bottles of Mexican Coca-Cola.

It’s Smexy!

I don’t care where he is, but you can buy Mexican Coca Cola in local VA Wegmans.

The nasty tit photo of PedoParty was taken at an ethnic festival of some sort they seem to enjoy, usually food-based for obvs reasons. That’s not laundry hanging up, they’re in a tent with flag banners.
ETA apologies for being wrong about the festival tent lol.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

You're not wrong. I just see no provable connection between these two people. My thinking is its better to stay focused on the Sisco directly connected to Ralph.

It’s difficult because much like Ralph, Sisco is a slimy grifter, and for a guy who claims to be a trad Christian no family is ever mentioned. He’s not married, no kids known and no parents ever mentioned.
After he got fired by Schilling he convinced some girl he met on FB to be his GF and run for Congress. After they broke-up he did his own pretend run for Congress. Now he sells some MLM insurance, is COO of Ralohamania and continues to try and suckle Nick’s balls.
It’s shows what a shyster he is floating to one scam to the next trying to gain traction with his BS. Ralph seems to be as desperate and pathetic as Sisco.

Isn’t Sisco supposed to be having Trad Fest right now? What happened to that? Probably the same thing that will happen to Ralphamania. Seems like Trad Fest never happened. Big shock

Wegmans in central Virginia locations offer the 4-pack bottles of Mexican Coca-Cola.
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It’s Smexy!
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I don’t care where he is, but you can buy Mexican Coca Cola in local VA Wegmans.

The nasty tit photo of PedoParty was taken at an ethnic festival of some sort they seem to enjoy, usually food-based for obvs reasons. That’s not laundry hanging up, they’re in a tent with flag banners.

No, they are very, very clearly Rozy’s oneies hanging from a clothes line. Anybody with kids instantly recognizes the things. They aren’t in a tent, you can see the tin/metal siding that’s used on cheap porches/ overhangs, and those aren’t flags.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

It’s difficult because much like Ralph, Sisco is a slimy grifter, and for a guy who claims to be a trad Christian no family is ever mentioned. He’s not married, no kids known and no parents ever mentioned.
After he got fired by Schilling he convinced some girl he met on FB to be his GF and run for Congress. After they broke-up he did his own pretend run for Congress. Now he sells some MLM insurance, is COO of Ralohamania and continues to try and suckle Nick’s balls.
It’s shows what a shyster he is floating to one scam to the next trying to gain traction with his BS. Ralph seems to be as desperate and pathetic as Sisco. Isn’t Sisco supposed to be having Trad Fest right now? What happened to that? Probably the same thing that will happen to Ralphamania.


No, they are very, very clearly Rozy’s oneies hanging from a clothes line. Anybody with kids instantly recognizes the things. They aren’t in a tent, you can see the tin/metal siding that’s used on cheap porches/ overhangs, and those aren’t flags.

Holy shit you’re right, it’s hard to look past the headache glare and the boglim nitties, my bad.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Long story short, either Ralph is pretending to live in Mexico or he's living in Mexico. Either way it's pretty funny. At the end of the day if he's playing a big old prank it'll be funny to watch him scream and fake laugh when he reveals his ruse. Looking back its way better that he's busy doing this shit than the entire Faith saga.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It’s difficult because much like Ralph, Sisco is a slimy grifter, and for a guy who claims to be a trad Christian no family is ever mentioned. He’s not married, no kids known and no parents ever mentioned.
After he got fired by Schilling he convinced some girl he met on FB to be his GF and run for Congress. After they broke-up he did his own pretend run for Congress. Now he sells some MLM insurance, is COO of Ralohamania and continues to try and suckle Nick’s balls.
It’s shows what a shyster he is floating to one scam to the next trying to gain traction with his BS. Ralph seems to be as desperate and pathetic as Sisco.

The other thing about him is he's a little faggy gimp

 

[Elmo]

The nasty tit photo of PedoParty was taken at an ethnic festival of some sort they seem to enjoy, usually food-based for obvs reasons. That’s not laundry hanging up, they’re in a tent with flag banners.
ETA apologies for being wrong about the festival tent lol

She said that it was laundry day in her tweet. What.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

She said that it was laundry day in her tweet. What.

What can I say, I was going off a trauma-based memory of the photo from a week ago? I saw a glaring background, some pastel cloth, a boglim face smirking, Ralph’s face on a round babby head, and The Nitties. That’s what I saw, that’s what I remembered. I don’t read the bitch’s tweets on a good day.

 

[Booby Jones]

What can I say, I was going off a trauma-based memory of the photo

Spoiler: Get traumatized nerd