🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

[MirnaMinkoff]

Yep. If I recall, he left the Virgina home a fucking pig stye with trash and old shit everywhere when he bounced.

Yes, it was trashed. The home he lived in with Sandra was a hoarded trash pile. It’s his way of life.

A cement cube with ceramic tile floors is the ideal living space for the Ralphamale lifestyle. Trash, filth and cat litter is the closest he will ever get to an home aesthetic.

Ralph started to make a small effort at home decor with May. I recall in his “studio” he had a bulletin board where he tacked up photos and cheap tourist trinkets from places he had visited? The man owned tacks and used them.

I might be giving Ralph too much credit and it was May who tried to decorate his room, but those days are gone. He now has cement block walls, which mean he’d have to put thought and effort into hanging anything. His tacks are useless. He can’t even hang a cork board because he doesn’t own a drill.

Also I’d bet most of his chinaseum tourist bits and bobs are long gone, just like papaw’s ring.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He did mention he just leaves all his clothes on the bed so I imagine there’s piles of dirty clothes and discarded hats. I’m also pretty sure he doesn’t wash his clothes and prefers to buy something new whenever he travels or leaves the pigpen.

 

[niggercattle]

The tiling in the kitchen of the pauper's pig pen rivals that commonly used in public toilets at any old train station in hideousness.