🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

So Ralph’s in Mexico, but I have a real question here:

What is the status of his red Gunt Truck?

Is it gone? Did Nissan repossess his truck? Does Ralph now drive a junked up Mexican beater Nissan now? So many question yet so little answers…
He's gone native. Soon he will be driving for Uber like Matt.
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Based on coffee preferences (Dutch Bros) and white-nigger convenience, the city he lives in if he really went to Mexico. Must be Ciudad Juarez, it borders El Paso Texas at a walking distance.
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Nah, Pantsu and Ralph would be dead within a month and Rozy sold to some gringos for $5k if they moved to Ciudad Juarez. It has the highest homicide rate in Mexico.

Ralph is a incredibly stupid wet brain wigger but even he isn’t retarded enough to move to Cuidad Juarez. Dude got his ass kicked in Portugal ffs.

I’d guess a trailer in Texas, close enough to run for the border when the process servers and tax man start looking for him and he gets scared
 
Nah, Pantsu and Ralph would be dead within a month and Rozy sold to some gringos for $5k if they moved to Ciudad Juarez. It has the highest homicide rate in Mexico.

Ralph is a incredibly stupid wet brain wigger but even he isn’t retarded enough to move to Cuidad Juarez. Dude got his ass kicked in Portugal ffs.

I’d guess a trailer in Texas, close enough to run for the border when the process servers and tax man start looking for him and he gets scared
So the chance of seeing some obscure video clip at 480p surface on 4chan of ralph having his head sawed off in the middle of the desert has little chance of happening?
 
i could see him trying to flee with his truck, figuring they can’t repo it in Mexico and he can escape his civil lawsuit and child support.
You didn’t hear? Civil suit was dismissed. Another W for the Ralphamale.
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So the chance of seeing some obscure video clip at 480p surface on 4chan of ralph having his head sawed off in the middle of the desert has little chance of happening?
Quite the opposite, there is a great chance of that happening to him anywhere in Mexico except one of the resorts with 100-foot walls around it. Especially because he is a powder white ball of fat that is expert at pissing off the wrong people.
 
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Based on coffee preferences (Dutch Bros) and white-nigger convenience, the city he lives in if he really went to Mexico. Must be Ciudad Juarez, it borders El Paso Texas at a walking distance.
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I had noticed the other day that Ralph went on a tangent about his "morning" (by which he means mid-day) lattes before he starts his TS shows. He pointed out that his normal latte is a "9-1-1" by Dutch Bros. Coffee.
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Imagine eating this good.

I doubt this really matters much, but the nearest locations to MX are located in El Paso, TX:
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i think ralph is getting off on throwing out easy disinfo though. the only thing that makes me doubt this is misinfo is because hed have to admit were telling the truth about how we think his house looks mexican poverty tier, something i dont think ralph would easily let himself register in order to take advantage of it. unless he just ignores that basic follow through logic which he often does, just cherry picking the delusion hes in a manor but also somehow the aylawgs thought a "lovely tasteful ralpha manor" could posssssssibly be a mexican crack shack
 
i think ralph is getting off on throwing out easy disinfo though. the only thing that makes me doubt this is misinfo is because hed have to admit were telling the truth about how we think his house looks mexican poverty tier, something i dont think ralph would easily let himself register in order to take advantage of it. unless he just ignores that basic follow through logic which he often does, just cherry picking the delusion hes in a manor but also somehow the aylawgs thought a "lovely tasteful ralpha manor" could posssssssibly be a mexican crack shack
fuck it. hes in the boonies out by nashville. send the kasino there next time
 
I agree Ralph very much gets off on seeming like a TOUGH GUY™ so keeping up a hard guy image by purposefully moving to a shitty part of Mexico could be fake info, but he's been beaten in Portugal twice, which already speaks to his extreme beat-ability and stupidity(not to mention his noted poor money sense), I definitely leave room for lies, cause anyone who doesn't for a certified cowhog like Ralph is naïve and him and his horse are just dumb enough for a stunt like this to be believable. It's either that or he is currently inhabiting a literal swampbilly rape hovel in america, which is honestly probably even funnier cause that means he's still subject to american inflation, cause he's fucking mentally disabled. Any way you slice it his kids are fucked and this almost makes me pity the horse
 
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I agree Ralph very much gets off on seeming like a TOUGH GUY™ so keeping up a hard guy image by purposefully moving to a shitty part of Mexico could be fake info, but he's been beaten in Portugal twice, which already speaks to his extreme beat-ability and stupidity(not to mention his noted poor money sense), I definitely leave room for lies, cause anyone who doesn't for a certified cowhog like Ralph is naïve cause him and his horse are just dumb enough for a stunt like this to be believable. It's either that or he is currently inhabiting a literal swampbilly rape hovel in america, which is honestly probably even funnier cause that means he's still subject to american inflation, cause he's fucking mentally disabled. Any way you slice it his kids are fucked and this almost makes me pity the horse
him getting beaten in lisbon twice is pretty surreal
 
Based on coffee preferences (Dutch Bros) and white-nigger convenience, the city he lives in if he really went to Mexico. Must be Ciudad Juarez, it borders El Paso Texas at a walking distance.
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That baby is so fucking ugly. It's going to grow up fat and fugly, just like it's deadbeat dad.
 
That baby is so fucking ugly. It's going to grow up fat and fugly, just like it's deadbeat dad.
She has Ralph’s most unfortunate facial features, and a crazy pedo mom with ED and is named after a gay Catboi streaming platform. It’s grim af.

i think ralph is getting off on throwing out easy disinfo though. the only thing that makes me doubt this is misinfo is because hed have to admit were telling the truth about how we think his house looks mexican poverty tier, something i dont think ralph would easily let himself register in order to take advantage of it. unless he just ignores that basic follow through logic which he often does, just cherry picking the delusion hes in a manor but also somehow the aylawgs thought a "lovely tasteful ralpha manor" could posssssssibly be a mexican crack shack
I think he just moved further south, but not across any border.
You didn’t hear? Civil suit was dismissed. Another W for the Ralphamale.
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Quite the opposite, there is a great chance of that happening to him anywhere in Mexico except one of the resorts with 100-foot walls around it. Especially because he is a powder white ball of fat that is expert at pissing off the wrong people.
Lawyer must have realized Ralph was a broke ass wigger.
 
I think he just moved further south, but not across any border.
idk if he even moved out of town, idk feels like we should confirm things before making hard statements. i know we dont reeeeally need to but i love it whenever ralph lowers the bar and fails to meet his wincon. his 'wincon' now is that if we ever joke about something really minor that turns out to be a minor error about some unimportant ragepig it means kf btfo and ralph somehow isnt an impoverished shiteater competing with non working lazy mexican dame for his wages.
 
Nah, Pantsu and Ralph would be dead within a month and Rozy sold to some gringos for $5k if they moved to Ciudad Juarez.
I think he just moved further south, but not across any border.

i'm with mirna on this one. he might be able to survive on either side of the border somewhere between brownsville and laredo, but any further south or west, and his fat ass would quickly become chicharrones.

in the tweet about meigh and the baby arriving, he writes "they’re having to come by and fine tune some stuff with the house." i don't know who "they" are, but i doubt that they're mexican landlords. and in the clip posted about him spilling his iced coffee *from dutch bros.*, he specifically states, "i hear the baby crying downstairs."

dutch bros. doesn't exist in mexico. ice and two-story homes are luxuries in the slums and rural areas of mexico, but both are common in rural parts of the south. it would also be pretty simple for the hog to change his newsfeed preferences to throw off the haters. he's still in the u.s.
 
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Nah, Pantsu and Ralph would be dead within a month and Rozy sold to some gringos for $5k if they moved to Ciudad Juarez. It has the highest homicide rate in Mexico.

Ralph is a incredibly stupid wet brain wigger but even he isn’t retarded enough to move to Cuidad Juarez. Dude got his ass kicked in Portugal ffs.

I’d guess a trailer in Texas, close enough to run for the border when the process servers and tax man start looking for him and he gets scared
>Highest Murder Rate in All of Mexico

That is a *hell* of a statement. I might have to page our resident Mexican National @NicoFountaine to tell us if there could possibly be any *worse* places in Mexico Ethan Ralph could have moved to.

I really do hope Ralph packed his shit and moved with fiancé and baby in tow to Narcoistan, because that would probably be the stupidest fucking thing he's ever even thought of doing.
 
But the question is, would Ethan Oliver Ralph - based on his past behavior - actually be smart enough, clever enough, or have enough foresight to do something like that?

no. no. and no. but given the response when someone noticed his search about the u.s. embassy in mexico way back when, i could imagine someone else making the suggstion to him.
 
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