I agree Ralph very much gets off on seeming like a TOUGH GUY™ so keeping up a hard guy image by purposefully moving to a shitty part of Mexico could be fake info, but he's been beaten in Portugal twice, which already speaks to his extreme beat-ability and stupidity(not to mention his noted poor money sense), I definitely leave room for lies, cause anyone who doesn't for a certified cowhog like Ralph is naïve cause him and his horse are just dumb enough for a stunt like this to be believable. It's either that or he is currently inhabiting a literal swampbilly rape hovel in america, which is honestly probably even funnier cause that means he's still subject to american inflation, cause he's fucking mentally disabled. Any way you slice it his kids are fucked and this almost makes me pity the horse