🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Shush]

After the last MATI stream, I thought this guy is going to die this year. Are there any bets going on?

I don't know about bets, but I've been working on a video for his memorial to be played at whichever taqueria it ends up at. As is family tradition.

 

[Truly Rural]

What exactly is Ralph running away from legally?

He has lot to run away from but what I want to know why THIS coming weekend specifically. I'm trying to understand his mind, God help me

He IS going to be physically in court if CA, so if the trial about the charges brought against him by FaiFai doesn't go his way and/or he can't STFU during the hearing results in a contempt charge he could theoretically be tossed in jail.

See this is what confuses me. If he plans to no show in court he could risk possible extradition from Mx to US, and might want to hit the road and flee to Ecuador. His court date is on Friday 17th. If he no shows and Judge issues bench warrant, I doubt anybody will knock on his Mexican door on Saturday and Sunday. His Ecuador exodus this weekend makes sense in the case he no shows. Well, makes Ralpha'sense.

But he said he WILL go to court. If he goes, and judge issues arrest warrant on the 17th, he won't have a chance to flee. If Judge doesn't issue warrant on the 17th, no warrant will be issued during the weekend... well, unless he commits some other violent crime and/or gets arrested for something over the weekend in US.

The itch to flee to Ecuador this coming weekend makes no sense if he intends to go to court. It sounded like his plan was to go from US straight to Ecuador, LOL. But in what situation does that make sense? Is he hoping to hop in nearest Ecuador's Embassy like Assange did?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I suppose a warrant might appear on whatever the Mexican equivalent of TSA is if he were to fly.

But that’s too complicated thinking

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Ralph is too bitchmade to go to Ecuador. He's been able to get by pretty easily in Mexico because of all the gringos that visit there. Now Belize, on the other hand...

 

[OrionBalls]

He's got another ten years in him. No doubt, excess will get him eventually, but I think he's got ten more years of excruciating pain, first.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

But he said he WILL go to court.

He said he would so he could visit his son out of spite, but he's currently tweeting about how Vickers is issuing threats!

I mean, no violence was hinted at or implied, but it was a threat! Plain and simple!

I can see why Ralph (totally not bitchmade btw) is so scared by these "threats" made by Vickers. Anyway, why is this relevant? Well, it appears Ralph may not be going after all.

Now anyone who isn't a Gunt guard can see no threat was made, but what if this is all a work by Ralph?

Perhaps he realised what a bad fucking idea it would be to go in person to California, maybe he just cannot be fucked to actually see his son. Who knows, but these trumped up accusations of threats made against him are a cover so he can no show. I think that's what he's doing.

 

[The Ancestor]

He said he would so he could visit his son out of spite, but he's currently tweeting about how Vickers is issuing threats!

I mean, no violence was hinted at or implied, but it was a threat! Plain and simple!
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I can see why Ralph (totally not bitchmade btw) is so scared by these "threats" made by Vickers. Anyway, why is this relevant? Well, it appears Ralph may not be going after all.
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Now anyone who isn't a Gunt guard can see no threat was made, but what if this is all a work by Ralph?

Perhaps he realised what a bad fucking idea it would be to go in person to California, maybe he just cannot be fucked to actually see his son. Who knows, but these trumped up accusations of threats made against him are a cover so he can no show. I think that's what he's doing.

Holy shit he’s such a pussy
“I don’t scare”
“I’m scared for my life”

 

[HackerX]

I don't know about bets, but I've been working on a video for his memorial to be played at whichever taqueria it ends up at. As is family tradition.
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Really sad to that the fanfic farmers are only ones who will remember Ralph fondly. Idk who else would legitimately be sad after he's gone.

A man who decided to own the alogs by making even worse decisions.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

He said he would so he could visit his son out of spite, but he's currently tweeting about how Vickers is issuing threats!

I mean, no violence was hinted at or implied, but it was a threat! Plain and simple!
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I can see why Ralph (totally not bitchmade btw) is so scared by these "threats" made by Vickers. Anyway, why is this relevant? Well, it appears Ralph may not be going after all.
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Now anyone who isn't a Gunt guard can see no threat was made, but what if this is all a work by Ralph?

Perhaps he realised what a bad fucking idea it would be to go in person to California, maybe he just cannot be fucked to actually see his son. Who knows, but these trumped up accusations of threats made against him are a cover so he can no show. I think that's what he's doing.

He’s scared to show up in-person, simple as. Don’t worry,, the Judge is surely used to shitbirds making up bullshit in order to avoid court. It’s not like Gunt is the first to come up with that trick.

In fact, it’s shit like this that will get the Judge mad at Gunt, for wasting the Court’s time on bullshit like this. If he had a LOLyer representing him, or even advising him as he represents himself, they’d have told him that trying to avoid consequences by making up excuses isn’t the way to get the Judge to go easy on you. The violations are undeniable. There’s no question whether Gunt violated the Court orders. All that’s left for the Judge to do is find Gunt guilty and then decide what the consequences for those violations will be.

 

[GuntPatrol]

Wait. Did that fat nigger put cheese on the hotdog on the grill? What the fuck

LOL! I never noticed that before. Those hotdogs already have cheese in them, by the way. I remember him bragging that they were Johnsonville "Beddar Cheddars," as if that's some kind of rare delicacy only millionaires can afford. The fat fuck has to add cheese to his cheese dogs.

 

[Truly Rural]

He said he would so he could visit his son out of spite

Yes, but he also said he'll hire a lawyer on Friday in court and talked about pleading no contest again. These are nonsense plans for sure, but they are plans for the court, so he must have thought about not bailing on the court as well. He said he emailed Vickers offering him some peace agreement.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

LOL! I never noticed that before. Those hotdogs already have cheese in them, by the way. I remember him bragging that they were Johnsonville "Beddar Cheddars," as if that's some kind of rare delicacy only millionaires can afford. The fat fuck has to add cheese to his cheese dogs.

I remember that stream. It was painfully obvious that he’d never grilled before.

I’m guessing that el cheapo gas grill got left behind when they fled Richmond? Either that, or Harry got it. It’s a piece of shit anyway so no big loss.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Yes, but he also said he'll hire a lawyer on Friday in court and talked about pleading no contest again. These are nonsense plans for sure, but they are plans for the court, so he must have thought about not bailing on the court as well. He said he emailed Vickers offering him some peace agreement.

Lmao "I'll just hire a lawyer on the day, that'll give them all the time they need to look over the reams of autistic online garbage that led to this mess, and then they will get me off..."

What kind of punishment is Ralph looking at exactly, he doesn't seem worried like he was during the revenge porn trial.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

I sure hope so, a lot of documentaries on the gunt are pretty bad, or really old. Most of them only focus on his alt-right past and a few things here or there but nothing too in-depth or interesting, so I know Fredrick would make something better.

The last time he got any mainstream jouro's attention was he punched a cop as "THE leader of GamerGate", since then he became a literal nobody. Nothing he does will revive any public interest outside of sektur verse. Not by his revenge pornography conviction, not by leeching off Nick's notoriety, and definitely not by fleeing to Mehico and chugging xaniberries like many before him.

 

[Truly Rural]

Lmao "I'll just hire a lawyer on the day, that'll give them all the time they need to look over the reams of autistic online garbage that led to this mess, and then they will get me off..."

What kind of punishment is Ralph looking at exactly, he doesn't seem worried like he was during the revenge porn trial.

I think he hopes he can trick a Judge to reschedule to give the newly hired lawyer time to prep, and then he fires lawyer. I'm not saying this is possible to pull off, but I think Ralph would try something like that.

IDK what possible punishments he can collect but this time he has multiple contempt of court instances + is working to get more contempt charges. This time he is afraid he'll piss off Judge so his plan is to piss Judge off.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

I wonder if Ralph carries the purse because hes too fat to reach his pockets, and he cant trust his horse with the money as she might gallop off with it

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He has lot to run away from but what I want to know why THIS coming weekend specifically. I'm trying to understand his mind, God help me

See this is what confuses me. If he plans to no show in court he could risk possible extradition from Mx to US, and might want to hit the road and flee to Ecuador. His court date is on Friday 17th. If he no shows and Judge issues bench warrant, I doubt anybody will knock on his Mexican door on Saturday and Sunday. His Ecuador exodus this weekend makes sense in the case he no shows. Well, makes Ralpha'sense.

But he said he WILL go to court. If he goes, and judge issues arrest warrant on the 17th, he won't have a chance to flee. If Judge doesn't issue warrant on the 17th, no warrant will be issued during the weekend... well, unless he commits some other violent crime and/or gets arrested for something over the weekend in US.

The itch to flee to Ecuador this coming weekend makes no sense if he intends to go to court. It sounded like his plan was to go from US straight to Ecuador, LOL. But in what situation does that make sense? Is he hoping to hop in nearest Ecuador's Embassy like Assange did?

Of course, now on Twitter Ralph is talking about NOT going to CA and he's trying to start the narrative that his life is being threatened or something.

 

[AnOminous]

What kind of punishment is Ralph looking at exactly, he doesn't seem worried like he was during the revenge porn trial.

I think he's just viewing it as some other blowoff thing where nothing will happen, and sadly, there's a reasonably good chance of that.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

LOL! I never noticed that before. Those hotdogs already have cheese in them, by the way. I remember him bragging that they were Johnsonville "Beddar Cheddars," as if that's some kind of rare delicacy only millionaires can afford. The fat fuck has to add cheese to his cheese dogs.

Even the fucking cheeseheads of Green Bay won’t put cheese on a cheddardog. Probably shitty American cheese, too

 

[Burd Turglar]

Even the fucking cheeseheads of Green Bay won’t put cheese on a cheddardog. Probably shitty American cheese, too

People from the midwest will put cheese on anything, including other cheese.