🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Polyboros2]

"Actually lost weight so I look a little.. sickly y'know"
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Also last week on stream he said he wins against the Alogs by "Staying healthy"

 

[FMW13]

"Actually lost weight so I look a little.. sickly y'know"
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NIGGA

 

[HackerX]

Last summer-
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Last night-
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LOL. This is what living with Mantsu does to an Internet Legend.

Favorite thing about the earlier image was that he'd complain about it being to hot outside. That day was less hot than the infamous Sandra dialysis day.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Last summer-
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Last night-
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LOL. This is what living with Mantsu does to an Internet Legend.

This nigger is literally strong sad. I think I’ve said it before but holy shit it’s LITERAL.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This nigger is literally strong sad. I think I’ve said it before but holy shit it’s LITERAL.

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Ralph wishes he had thighs as thick and muscular as that. Also would bet money his toenails haven’t been cut in months.

 

[make_it_so]

Ralph, while licking the insides of his mouth like Heath Ledger's Joker, asks Pantsu why she didn't stop him from drinking 3 of those.

Rozy's expression in the thumbnail says it all.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

He's morphing into Bullet Bill from Mario.

He's morphing into King Bob-omb.

 

[Cotton]

@Pisek thanks for sifting through and giving us the best parts

My misophonia was ACTIVATED by watching Ralph and his endless sticky mouth movements. Even Pantsu's open mouth chewing as she carelessly shoveled chips into her mouth wasn't as bad as having to watch Ralph. My brain filled in every obnoxious sound and amplified my agitation by focusing on the about-to-burp tension in Ralph's voice.

Tellingly, Ralph's happiest moment was when he was looking at the dessert selection. He was immediately engaged and alert, admiring the cakes and joking with the waiter as he regretfully turned down the treats. I think pigs are cute and good so Ralph's childish, hog-like delight at the prospect of eating something managed to pull a second of sympathy from me. Sad!

I got a laugh when Ralph included being a "temporary resident of a foreign nation" along with his other impresive accomplishments of owing 30 acres and potentially owning tuuuuuuu houses. Toot toot Ralph, so immodest. Stop trying to pretend you're not poor. In

I know what everyone thinks of May, but I almost respect her for seeming to genuinely care about the baby,

As documented on his stream, Ralph is full of contempt towards his daughter. Normal baby behavior is met with confusion, exasperation, and anger. He sees his child as burden and a hassle: something which makes his life more complicated and less fun. I think Ralph is a dangerously resentful and neglectful father.

Pantsu could be raising her child somewhere clean and safe. She could have the financial support of her father and access to benefit programs like Medicaid and SNAP. Pantsu could have all kinds of things which would make her baby's life so much better and happier--- but the chaos and hurt her relationship with Ralph creates for other people is more fun.

 

[Guts]

The truth is, white trash kids are like cockroaches. If they survive the initial impact of being born into squalor (Evan didn’t while Ethan thrived) they just get stronger. What Ralph has put his body thru would have killed any middle classer but Ralph grows stronger from each near death experience. At this point Rozy will be able to withstand Armageddon like a true cockroach and run her own sect of hog horse cannibals in red Nissan road warrior machines.

Are you saying White Trash are the equivilant to Saiyans?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

On the bright side, once the hog finally goes to that big pig pen up in the sky, Fredrick Knudson will have enough material to do his next 97 part autisticly in-depth documentary series once the Chris Chan well has run dry.

 

[free_protons4u]

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LOL. This is what living with Mantsu does to an Internet Legend.

That's not an S. That's 5, as in 5 STAR DAYS BICH

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

This nigger is literally strong sad. I think I’ve said it before but holy shit it’s LITERAL.

Ralph wishes he had thighs as thick and muscular as that. Also would bet money his toenails haven’t been cut in months.

A more accurate representation.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Technically he has lost roughly 21 to 33.5 lbs since moving to Mexico.
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He gave birth to Rozy. They spent most of the $200,000 on a pregnant suit for Pantsu.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

What exactly is Ralph running away from legally?

Let's see.
- His part in getting FaiFai's diary (which he repeatedly told the court he did NOT have) to The Daiymo.

- Other charges of violating the DVRO put on him by FaiFai.

- The charges of whatever violations he committed against the RO put on him by @MWV.

He IS going to be physically in court if CA, so if the trial about the charges brought against him by FaiFai doesn't go his way and/or he can't STFU during the hearing results in a contempt charge he could theoretically be tossed in jail. The things about his violating the RO vs. @MWV is to set a trial date and is not a trial, but if The Gunt cannot STFU he could get a contempt charge.

He's also going to be trying to have a visitation with Xander, probably because too many people are reminding him that he hasn't seen Xander since October because HE decided to stay away. But he's also going to have to forgo a lot of the Xanax he's been taking, or at least I'm assuming his Meican prescription will allow him to take 2mg per day legally, and will only have sparse amounts of booze and however much pot he can get to lean on for several days. God help the people at the facility where he sees Xander if he's obviously wasted and they refuse him as he will be a-hollarin'.

There's also the other servings he got at GuntaMania and whatever those are about.

I'm sure someone will add anything I've forgotten.

Fentanyl and benzos may be killing people at an alarming rate but at least there's the silver lining that it's taking out people like Ralph. He may be funny to laugh at but imagine if he was just a humble boozehound instead of a pillhead too. How many times would he booze and cruise across the US and Mexico before he takes out a family of four live on stream? Think of all the poor fucks that get splatted by Ralphamales every single day. There's a non-zero chance that Xanax helped save someone from a drunk driving Ralph

With how medicated he is now he's only a threat to himself and I can at least be grateful for that

I guess you've missed his driving live on stream in Mexico where he's gone the wrong way down a one-way street, and his tales of missing the first flight to CPAC because he got there with very little time to get to his flight but went into the bus area by mistake and jumping the barrier when someone mentioned "Policia"?

 

[bile demon]

lol remember when he swore he'd be 225 or he'd kill himself

While he clearly gave up on the former, he seems to be working hard on the latter, gotta give him that.

 

[Drama Fan]

Graphic design is my passion

 

[HackerX]

The only explanation is that Ralph was born a moron, became an embittered moron, lives like a piece of shit, and the natural consequences of his choices are catching up with him. We’ve just been laughing at him because it’s hilarious. Ralph could have chosen at any time not to be a shitbag loser. But he chooses every day to be a shitbag loser.

Ahh, you see. That's more logical, sensical take.

The schizo take involves a cosmic entity really liking Internet corn and really hating Ralph.

And who doesn't love the occasional schizo take?

 

[Harlan Wick]

Can Gunt's life get anymore fucked up? And why yes reality is holding my beer.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Can Gunt's life get anymore fucked up? And why yes reality is holding my beer.

He's in Mexico, trying to get to South Africa.
It can get A LOT worse.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

On the bright side, once the hog finally goes to that big pig pen up in the sky, Fredrick Knudson will have enough material to do his next 97 part autisticly in-depth documentary series once the Chris Chan well has run dry.

I sure hope so, a lot of documentaries on the gunt are pretty bad, or really old. Most of them only focus on his alt-right past and a few things here or there but nothing too in-depth or interesting, so I know Fredrick would make something better.