🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Cornfed]

You can't stop the Bi-Curious Bois. The Bi Boy Band is registered for the World Beats Fair. The bluetooth headsuits are loaded with the best .flac files and are ready to go. You can't be discriminary cause they're blaaa...

I heard Ralph and the Bi Bois are with Pam in room 222.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Reiterating what some other people have said in this thread: Dick's enabling of Ralph's behaviour has gone from at best loyalty to a fault and at worse a "let me laugh at the retard behind his back while pretending to be friend's with him" attitude to something really insidious that makes me hate him far more than any Cuties/loli defending. The fact that he hasn't done anything - from encouraging rehab to just advising him to not stream when he's so clearly zonked - and the fact that if anyone tries to ask him "why aren't you doing anything", he'll deflect with his awful jokes that only make him laugh is something that's secured him a space in the deepest depths of hell.

As I believe it was pointed out previously in this thread:
If you want an idea of how good a friend Dick Masterson is, just remember that when Ralph told him that another wife was leaving him, Dick decided that the best thing to do would be to leave him alone in a room with a gallon of booze and a loaded shotgun.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

As I believe it was pointed out previously in this thread:
If you want an idea of how good a friend Dick Masterson is, just remember that when Ralph told him that another wife was leaving him, Dick decided that the best thing to do would be to leave him alone in a room with a gallon of booze and a loaded shotgun.

Stop! You are going to make me a fan of Dick Masterson.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

It doesn’t look purposeful. That eye isn’t squinched like he’s winking, it just randomly closes.
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Like a facial nerve palsy or something.

Definitely a malfunction.

Reminds me of when Katy Perry's eye just closed as if of its own accord during a concert.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

How it started
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Somebody knows the name of the music?

 

[Triple Flutz]

Secret Portugal-only fashion magazine....... Ralphabros..... I don't feel so good.....

 

[SargonF00t]

Somebody knows the name of the music?

Stranglehold - Ted Nugent

 

[Drive-By Comment]

The only thing that loves me. My cat.

Man. We are in waters that makes me slightly uncomfortable. This fuck had a daughter at age she should be jodeling happily when she sees daddy's face. And only thing that loves him is his fucking cat. And I think he is right about that.

Don't know if it is pity or disgust I should feel and I like neither. Well maybe he said something about the girl on other clips. I don't feel like watching more of that shit tonight.

 

[Mango Cobra]

The only thing that loves me. My cat.

Man. We are in waters that makes me slightly uncomfortable. This fuck had a daughter at age she should be jodeling happily when she sees daddy's face. And only thing that loves him is his fucking cat. And I think he is right about that.

Don't know if it is pity or disgust I should feel and I like neither. Well maybe he said something about the girl on other clips. I don't feel like watching more of that shit tonight.

Atleast he dropped the "Muh sun Xanax- Ah mean Xandah lubs me 'cause he gave me a squeeze" cope.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I seriously think the muscles controlling his eyelid on that eye have been significantly weakened since he got his orbital bone cracked in Portugal. The man is literally squinting with his lower eyelid and that's just not right.

I thought the eye that got its orbital bone busted and operated on in Portugal was the now-more-open right eye.

Somebody knows the name of the music?

Without checking I'm going to say I think it's "Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent.

Stranglehold - Ted Nugent

I was too late.

FWIW if EOR watched reruns of World Class Championship Wrestling out of Dallas from the 80s the main stars were the Von Erich family and Kevin used this as his entrance music.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Reiterating what some other people have said in this thread: Dick's enabling of Ralph's behaviour has gone from at best loyalty to a fault and at worse a "let me laugh at the retard behind his back while pretending to be friend's with him" attitude to something really insidious that makes me hate him far more than any Cuties/loli defending. The fact that he hasn't done anything - from encouraging rehab to just advising him to not stream when he's so clearly zonked - and the fact that if anyone tries to ask him "why aren't you doing anything", he'll deflect with his awful jokes that only make him laugh is something that's secured him a space in the deepest depths of hell.

Dick is truly the friend Ethan Ralph deserves. Ralph has no idea what a real friendship is supposed to be like so he thinks Dick is a real bro.

It's also ironic that the only people on earth that have actually loved and cared for Ethan Ralph are women (Sandra, Nora, Faith, Pantsu) and he absolutely despises them for it and treats them accordingly. Women being the only humans that can love Ethan Ralph only proved their utter stupidity to him.

 

[JazzHandsMcFeelz]

Man, his hangover must pure suffering lol

 

[Jimmy Nightcock]

As I believe it was pointed out previously in this thread:
If you want an idea of how good a friend Dick Masterson is, just remember that when Ralph told him that another wife was leaving him, Dick decided that the best thing to do would be to leave him alone in a room with a gallon of booze and a loaded shotgun.

God damn I thought that was someone making a joke, that is fucked. But maybe he knows as well as we do Ralph would never off himself unless it's with booze and pills.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Man, his hangover must pure suffering lol

What do you think alcoholics have for breakfast?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Man, his hangover must pure suffering lol

Can't be hungover if you never stop drinking.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

What do you think alcoholics have for breakfast?

Of his level? First course is his own bile and blood. Second course is booze and benzos.

 

[Booby Jones]

The only thing that loves me. My cat.

Man. We are in waters that makes me slightly uncomfortable. This fuck had a daughter at age she should be jodeling happily when she sees daddy's face. And only thing that loves him is his fucking cat. And I think he is right about that.

Don't know if it is pity or disgust I should feel and I like neither. Well maybe he said something about the girl on other clips. I don't feel like watching more of that shit tonight.

I think it's funny that he basically fucked his own narrative about how his children gives him extra squeezes and love him so gad dang much when now he's implying all he has in this world is his fuckin cat.
Sad!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I think it's funny that he basically fucked his own narrative about how his children gives him extra squeezes and love him so gad dang much when now he's implying all he has in this world is his fuckin cat.
Sad!

Sad part is the cat probably fucking hates him too. Ralph isn't scooping a litter box, and it probably sits there crying for hours waiting for him to wake from his xanny coma to get a can of food. Wait I'm retarded, there's no way Ralph just doesn't dump a whole bag of dry food on the floor. He's not buying and feeding that cat wet food daily, he doesn't even do that for himself.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Sad part is the cat probably fucking hates him too. Ralph isn't scooping a litter box, and it probably sits there crying for hours waiting for him to wake from his xanny coma to get a can of food. Wait I'm retarded, there's no way Ralph just doesn't dump a whole bag of dry food on the floor. He's not buying and feeding that cat wet food daily, he doesn't even do that for himself.

If this goes on for much longer he's going to come out of one of those comas to discover that the cat has started to eat him.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

If this goes on for much longer he's going to come out of one of those comas to discover that the cat has started to eat him.

Ackshually it was me who ate the cat!