🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 278 71.8%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%

  • Total voters
    387
I'm hoping he goes out like Elvis
Didn't Elvis die alone in a hotel bathroom?

Nah- FUCK that. Motherfucker better croak ON STREAM, in HD, chat on-screen, and TTS enabled.
A good and worthy Ralphadeath.
Ralph would collapse for a few minutes before the spite and spirit of Chris Chan restarts his heart. His head shoots up from his desk, one eye fixed on the camera: "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!"
Rejected by hell? Cursed with eternal life? Who knows. All we know for sure is that God ordains this content for us.
Amen.
 
Didn't Elvis die alone in a hotel bathroom?

Nah- FUCK that. Motherfucker better croak ON STREAM, in HD, chat on-screen, and TTS enabled.
A good and worthy Ralphadeath.
Ralph would collapse for a few minutes before the spite and spirit of Chris Chan restarts his heart. His head shoots up from his desk, one eye fixed on the camera: "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!"
Rejected by hell? Cursed with eternal life? Who knows. All we know for sure is that God ordains this content for us.
Amen.
Elvis died at Graceland sitting on the toilet taking a shit with several of his enabler hangers-on (the Memphis Mafia) in the house at the same time. He was so constipated from drug use he gave himself a heart attack trying to squeeze it out. That's a true story too.

Ralph's body won't be found for a long time.
 
On that evening, he announced a 12 hour supershow for Saturday on Twitter, which he quickly edited to Sunday, realizing he was completely shitfaced and wouldn't be able to hide it.
Which didn't even happen LOL:

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Das nawt troo :diddler: and if I had to guess, it is probably KINO CASINO who are likely to die first!

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Das nawt troo :diddler: and if I had to guess, it is probably KINO CASINO who are likely to die first!

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I'm getting a second hand Copium high of this fucker, didn't think that was possible.


Good to know the RalphaRanked GuntGuard are legit Reddit-Tier Funko Pop lovers.
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Old man outs himself watching children's cartoon shows.
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Knowing that there are Funko Pop Pirates does not make one a wise man.
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Coonsooom! I'm gonna consooooom!
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So this family man, husband and father of three has the time and energy to guntguard pretty much 6-8 hours a day.
Also he has enough disposable income to buy 2 pretty nice guitars costing around $4000 along a landfill worth of Funko Pops. :story:
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"I never cleaned my room" means he still hasn't cleaned his room since the horse went missing,
and he admitted the floor and desk of the office were covered in empty liquor bottles.
"Its water ackshually."
Anyone really quitting would scrub his surroundings of all reminders of his alcoholic existence.
 
Anyone really quitting would scrub his surroundings of all reminders of his alcoholic existence.
EOR never quit. Remember when he said he was starting this current journey of alleged sobriety he talked about how much he could drink and stretch it out to fool the breathalyzer. Then when he tried the breathalyzer there was a brief ".001" on that thing.
 
EOR never quit. Remember when he said he was starting this current journey of alleged sobriety he talked about how much he could drink and stretch it out to fool the breathalyzer. Then when he tried the breathalyzer there was a brief ".001" on that thing.
I never trusted the breathalyzer at all. I always figured it must have some way to zero out the display and the hog figured out how to give the appearance of testing while he was really doing that instead.

Just to be clear I have no proof or knowledge of the devices so I cannot say with any certainty.

All I know is he showed zero signs of withdrawal and given his level of use he should have if he quit especially cold turkey.
 
The Rage Pig has started the 12 h extravaganza, he has technical difficulties (can you hear me? chair squeaking) and is shitfaced.
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40 minutes in and both his obs & audio just fucked :story:
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tts also not working :story:

also also, that is definitely a plastic bottle

*clink* water bottle my ass piggie

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not drunk at all eh ralph
 
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