🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

his mods sound like haters

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[Shush]

He's back.

Muted at beginning of stream after 48 minute intro

Threatens to ban user and gets called a fat faggot

Claims he isn't Gator

Dono asking about breathalyzer

Sleepy

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[BigFatSweatyMan]

He's back.
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Listening to the rest now, will edit in any other clips.

The water bottle line gets me every time

 

[Lidl Drip]

He's back.
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*clank clank clank* THOSE ARE WATER BOTTLES I'LL HAVE YA KNOW YA COCKSUCKIN MOTHAFUCKAA! *clank* *clank* IN FACT ITS PROBABLY YOUUU WHO LIVES SURROUNDED BY EMPTY BOOZE BOTTLES *clank*

 

[Truly Rural]

rambling about xander and life while watching destiny
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He lists so many serious problems other people had / have in their lives and claims their hardships as his own. Brilliant.

 

[Rage Pig]

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

"My son is trying to be stolen"? The fuck kind of syntax is that? Xander is actively trying to escape you?

"Water bottles"

We are so fucking back.

 

[Juhlonduss]

Threatens to ban user and gets called a fat faggot
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Lmao. That poor chair.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Its a shame no one will bring him ice cream during his on-air xannie naps now

 

[Um...]

Lmao. That poor chair.

It was squeaking in agony, lol.

So he suddenly ends the stream at an hour and 20 minutes and $24 without a word, just cuts it? lol again.

 

[Fornicario]

It was squeaking in agony, lol.

So he suddenly ends the stream at an hour and 20 minutes and $24 without a word, just cuts it? lol again.

He's spiraling. I'm hoping he holds it together long enough to go to Florida. I'd rather he lose his shit in the US instead of the Mexican crackshack. There's a better chance of seeing it on camera.

 

[AnOminous]

He also named the $750 goal the "MY SON IS TRYING TO BE STOLEN FUND". He got $24.

We are SO back.

Homeless couch-surfing Ralph, and the JUICE is LOOSE!

The water bottle line gets me every time

Yeah I'm sure he's surrounded by glass Voss water bottles that are constantly falling over for no reason.

He has magic water in glass bottles that for some reason causes you to slur every word you say.

 

[GuntPatrol]

He has magic water in glass bottles that for some reason causes you to slur every word you say.

Modelo is like 95% water... he's just rounding up.

 

[Burd Turglar]

As much as it will suck that we won't have as much content, I honestly can't wait for this fucking waste of life to die. Praise be to Allah that it's on stream. Knowing the reality though, he'll just die in his sleep, probably because he was on his back and went out like Hendrix.

 

[Rogue AI]

He's spiraling. I'm hoping he holds it together long enough to go to Florida. I'd rather he lose his shit in the US instead of the Mexican crackshack. There's a better chance of seeing it on camera.

I hope whoever he stays with in Florida is as responsible as Dax and leaves him alone in a room full of booze and a loaded shotgun again.

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

*bottles clinking.wav*

"I never cleaned my room" means he still hasn't cleaned his room since the horse went missing,
and he admitted the floor and desk of the office were covered in empty liquor bottles.
"Its water ackshually."

 

[An automatic clown]

As much as it will suck that we won't have as much content, I honestly can't wait for this fucking waste of life to die. Praise be to Allah that it's on stream. Knowing the reality though, he'll just die in his sleep, probably because he was on his back and went out like Hendrix.

I'm hoping he goes out like Elvis

 

[There Is Light At The End]

I'm hoping he goes out like Elvis

Nah, it will not be with a bang. It shall be with a whimper

 

[Rage Pig]

Ladies and Guntlemen,

on April 26th, 2023 Ethan Oliver Ralph went live on air from the Diddler Dax mansion and blessed us with the legendary psychosis stream, after his horse left the stable. Everyone was happy and expecting more great shows in the future.

What followed was a total disaster. The sober Gunt arc. Blabbering about tapering off the xannies, sober coins and AA meetings, loosing weight and getting his life back on track to win the horse back.

He even went to Rochester to meet his wife and daughter, but it seems this trip didn't work out as he hoped-for. Since then the facade has been slowly crumbling. A few vague, passive aggressive tweets. A trip to Vegas. He lusted after a bpd thot and failed to gunt her.

Last Friday, after he returned from Vegas (where, as we now can safely assume, he started his drugs n' booze bender) he was slightly slurring his speech, rubbing his sleepy eyes and reacting with righteous fury to the a-log community for doubting his commitment to become the new, improved and sober Ralphamale.

On that evening, he announced a 12 hour supershow for Saturday on Twitter, which he quickly edited to Sunday, realizing he was completely shitfaced and wouldn't be able to hide it.

Unfortunately his feud with Vickers enraged him to the point where he wasn't able to stay offline, so he fired up his stream, titled "FUENTES RALLY FUND + MY SON IS TRYING TO BE STOLEN " - the rest is history and documented in this thread.

I want to thank the corn gods for ending the sober Gunt farce, and to celebrate the occasion here is the man himself, in an all time classic Rage Pig hit song.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The fundraiser hit a hard ceiling at $1505 about 8 hours ago and hasn't moved since.