🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 277 71.8%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%

  • Total voters
    386
Loan repayments and interest in general are merely a suggestion, Ralph.
Those slot machines in Vegas won't play themselves.
The best part is if Ralph doesn't take the suggestion then no more donos for him. He's totally dependent on Stripe to process his powerchat income, or anything from credit cards really, if Stripe boots him for non-payment then no more powerchat dono's ever. It's truly his last, and only lifeline, for making any income by streaming.

What's amazing is that Ralph isn't already on the match list, but I'll assume it's because he's such insignificant, small potatoes nobody ever bothered to bar him from stripe.
 
Would that number be included in the $48k he's made this year figure?
Very possible but I'm not sure how Stripe runs things. I know with Paypal you'd see your income plus any loan amount added in to show your "total account balance" or "YTD balance", but not sure how Stripe formats their stuff for accounting purposes on the display page Ralph had up.
 
Killstream - 7/10/2023
The 24h Show - I aint high, just tired
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Heads up, his audio is awful and I didn't correct it for the sake of the archive.
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I wish Ralph live long enough to see Rozy grow up just so one day he can call his own daughter a dirty fucking whore to her face
 
Apparently Stripe (payment processor) offers "loans" sort of like Paypal and others. They see you make X regular income via their processors every month so they are happy to give you a loan and then deduct a percentage of every payment you get coming through their processing service and it's put towards the loan amount, plus a few nice interest points. Usually the loans have a year payoff date. It would seem Ralph got a loan somewhere between $15k and 25K. What's even more interesting is usually Stripe offers repayment by taking a 6% to 10% of one's payments but they have Gunt jacked up all the way to 20%. He must be the most high risk type of account they will okay or his income has fallen so low they had to rejigger the rate to get the needed repayment schedule. (TBF you can also up the repayment percentage on your own to get the loan paid off faster but no way in hell I believe Ralph would choose that option.)

From the screenshots and some info it would appear Ralph can keep 52% of every donation he gets, powerchat's cut plus the processor loan payment eat 48% of every dono.

I'd also bet Ralph already blew the loan amount and now is struggling to keep up his donos to make the needed payments. Maybe it paid for his trip to Rome or maybe his latest travel to Vega. I wouldn't be surprised if he blew it all gambling.

This must have been the last American place on earth that would loan to no-credit Ethan Ralph, and that's only because he had regular income coming through their service the past years. (Stripe just looks at your account, not your credit score.)
What I love about the big time cows like Gunty and DSP are there inability to make sound financial decisions. They claim intellectual superiority over all who question them, and yet make the most deadbeat financial decisions one could possibly make. DSP thankfully got away with bankruptcy fraud but it is still obvious he lives paycheck to paycheck because of his addictions.

Ralph is very much in the same boat. But let's face it, as long as these people have a handful of wheelchairs who willingly prop up their piggy lord and masters they don't have to worry too much. Even when they over indulge in booze and gambling, they spin a new tale of woe to bring in those extra retard bucks.
 
I wish Ralph live long enough to see Rozy grow up just so one day he can call his own daughter a dirty fucking whore to her face
Unfortunately, Ralph will drink/Xanax himself to death long before that. We will never see Ralph holler when someone leaks a sex tape with Rozy, or when a brave young lad gives live updates on the defilement/impregnation of Rozy from a cheap hotel in Rome.
 
For the last two weeks or so I've been listening to TCR, and its really driven home just how talentless, lazy, and stupid Reethan is. If he had 1% of the charisma and intelligence he thinks he does he'd be in the same boat Ghost is, performing daily for a decent income, pretending to lose his shit over his "trolls" antics, while intentionally farming them for thier hate donations.

Everything Ghost does is calculated to get his "trolls" to spend more money on "pissing him off". From complaining about the (paid) emoji's they use, to "losing his shit" over thier (again paid) TTS's and superchats, to his cans.wav breakdowns Ghost knows what his audience wants and gives it to them. But then he's both smart enough and thick skinned enough to be in on the joke.

If the ragepig weren't such a thin skinned little bitch he could have easily built/attracted the exact same type of audience, and could have easily parlayed that into a pretty good white trash lifestyle. The difference of course is that Ghost is aware that he's playing a character whereas The Gunt thinks he is the character. And hes a fat, retarded, thin skinned, feminine midget who's too fucking stupid to thinknof it and too talentless to pull it off.
 
For the last two weeks or so I've been listening to TCR, and its really driven home just how talentless, lazy, and stupid Reethan is. If he had 1% of the charisma and intelligence he thinks he does he'd be in the same boat Ghost is, performing daily for a decent income, pretending to lose his shit over his "trolls" antics, while intentionally farming them for thier hate donations.

Everything Ghost does is calculated to get his "trolls" to spend more money on "pissing him off". From complaining about the (paid) emoji's they use, to "losing his shit" over thier (again paid) TTS's and superchats, to his cans.wav breakdowns Ghost knows what his audience wants and gives it to them. But then he's both smart enough and thick skinned enough to be in on the joke.

If the ragepig weren't such a thin skinned little bitch he could have easily built/attracted the exact same type of audience, and could have easily parlayed that into a pretty good white trash lifestyle. The difference of course is that Ghost is aware that he's playing a character whereas The Gunt thinks he is the character. And hes a fat, retarded, thin skinned, feminine midget who's too fucking stupid to thinknof it and too talentless to pull it off.
Ghost has to be the most niche form of performance art ever pulled off in a way that was financially successful. He's the pro wrestling of streamers. Everyone knows its fake and silly but they watch anyway because he makes a damn good show of it. But as you say, Ghost is able to make himself the punchline and play back and forth, Ethan just can't. He's not sharp enough or quick enough to pull it off and even if he had the ability, wouldn't because he thinks too highly of himself to willingly be the joke. Missed opportunity for him to laugh to the bank.
 
why does ralph have a green screen if he's not using it?
I believe he started using it after kiwis started to do analysis on the building architecture to figure out where he was in his prior Mexican hovel. Since his info is out, there's no real need for it now...and he's too drunk to operate obs to use the green screen.
 
That's a super fucking gay BDSM fetish site. He was probably shopping for this: https://www.mr-s-leather.com/hankeys-toys-corn-dildo-4-sizes

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Ghost has to be the most niche form of performance art ever pulled off in a way that was financially successful. He's the pro wrestling of streamers. Everyone knows its fake and silly but they watch anyway because he makes a damn good show of it. But as you say, Ghost is able to make himself the punchline and play back and forth, Ethan just can't. He's not sharp enough or quick enough to pull it off and even if he had the ability, wouldn't because he thinks too highly of himself to willingly be the joke. Missed opportunity for him to laugh to the bank.
Yup. And the funny thing is, if I understand the lore correctly, originally Ghost tried to do a serious show but seriously overreacted to the trolls. However, once it was clear the direction the show was moving he just rolled with it and played into it. But like you said, The Boghog would need to have at least a smidgen of self awareness, humility and intelligence to have done the same.
 
Yup. And the funny thing is, if I understand the lore correctly, originally Ghost tried to do a serious show but seriously overreacted to the trolls. However, once it was clear the direction the show was moving he just rolled with it and played into it. But like you said, The Boghog would need to have at least a smidgen of self awareness, humility and intelligence to have done the same.
I imagine Ghost as a poor shmuck in the 20s walked out on stage to be a serious actor slipping on a banana peel and accidentally becoming a comedy sensation. Being angry about it until he saw the paycheck from all the extra tickets sold.

But whereas Ghost's trolls are (for the most part) in on the joke and don't actually hate the guy, Ethan's tirades have not had the same effect. Ethan's trolls genuinely hate him and want to see his life fail. I don't think he can even roll with it now and try to milk it at this point, people genuinely want to see him suffer. And that's not really a place you can get out of once you're there.
 
I imagine Ghost as a poor shmuck in the 20s walked out on stage to be a serious actor slipping on a banana peel and accidentally becoming a comedy sensation. Being angry about it until he saw the paycheck from all the extra tickets sold.

But whereas Ghost's trolls are (for the most part) in on the joke and don't actually hate the guy, Ethan's tirades have not had the same effect. Ethan's trolls genuinely hate him and want to see his life fail. I don't think he can even roll with it now and try to milk it at this point, people genuinely want to see him suffer. And that's not really a place you can get out of once you're there.
Now? Probably. But thats because he's spent years doxxing, banning, insulting, and trying to ruin the lives of anyone who even accidentally offended him. Honestly if he had just been able to roll with the gunt and corn memes he could have pulled it off. Hell, even as late as his move to Cozy.fed he probably could have pulled it off.
 
I've lost count of the number of times he's doxed the paypigs (either through malice or complete incompetence) and yet he still seems to maintain a decent churn.

Sneedchat said Smeagolfan of all people has finally washed his hands of gunt grease because he just can't stay off the sauce.
 
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