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Truly amazing. After making fun of how little he makes on here, he all of a sudden has a MEGA stream blasting through his dono goal with less viewers than ever!
đˇ The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
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The washed up invitational
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The LARD party
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I fucking knew it. I've got some kind of meme magic powers, cause I called this next arc where Ralph would have to do stuff with other lolcows to to attempt to be relevant again (he won't be). Can't wait to see DarkSydePhil vs DarkGĂźntRalph
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Pillhead Ralph broke my sides with the sheer lunacy of his content. O'Day Simpson and Andrew Tate were the greatest cohosts Ralph never had.
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Does Ralph have any true and honest listeners left, or are his streams just catering to random kiwis hoping he does something archive worthy?
Eor should finally raise some money to go on that African safari he promised to spice up his streams.
Eor should finally raise some money to go on that African safari he promised to spice up his streams.
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It's unsurprising he's trying to pivot to cow crossover content.
Baiting Keemstar to try and tap into his obscene wealth didn't work, so now he needs to turn his attention to smaller game.
Baiting Keemstar to try and tap into his obscene wealth didn't work, so now he needs to turn his attention to smaller game.
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I think even much of the more meager amounts we see are faked too.
Iâd love to know Ralphâs logic on this. Views are in the toilet and streams are boring as dogshit, so that must mean giving 12 hours a day of dog shit is the solution. I guess he hopes if he stays online long enough he has a better chance of some guy with a job catching a few minutes of his stream on the shitter and tossing a few pity bucks his way.
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He does, it's the same fuckers that it's always been. Adowulf, GodofConquest91, Dale Gribble, Epsteindidn't, Homotrollius. They're all guntguard4lyfe deadbeats with not much going for them in life., so they can afford to send their welfare checks and minimum wage to Ralph. Aylawgs don't even listen any more cause he's so boring since his show is just dead air and news clips.
Ralph's logic is the same logic as ALL the lolcows on their last leg. "Surely, I'll have a viral moment soon and everything will recover!" No. In the immortal words of Teddy Feaser, "It's never been this over." Wings, Boogie, DSP, and Ralph are all in this mindset currently, but they're all doing the same thing, which is stick to the same ol' thing. You can bitch and whine about Warski and PPP all you want, but there's a reason why the Kino Casino thread is in grift wars board and not this dead sektur board, it's cause Warski's smart enough to do something new that people want when his show is dying. Look at him, every time his show died, he moved onto something else and it becomes a smash success.
Ralph ran off all his co-hosts, organizations he colabed with, and is still hosting a dead air show in a sektur that's dead.
Boogie....go watch his fucking documentary. "I've got 4 million youtube subscribers, I'm not going to get a job!" Then he doesn't put out on videos, and doesn't make any money, while spending 2.5k a month in health expenses cause he's a fat ass.
Wings, no one wants to see a fat man rage at video games.
DSP is a professional beggar, boring as shit, and has an ego problem where he refuses to change anything because of it.
The funny thing is that some of these lolcows are starting to figure out the next natural step in all this, which is collaborating with other lolcows. Remember, the original boxing match was supposed to be Warski vs Ralph, not Salt Papi, but Ralph just HAD to keep saying Nigger! He couldn't live without saying Nigger! He had to have all those Niggers and not 50k and attention! So, Warski dipped his toes in something new and got a ton of attention and money, while Ralph decayed further. Then, Keem decided to do the lolcow podcast between Boogie, Wings, and DSP. Well, DSP couldn't take a phone call to net him 50k cause he had to make 50 bucks in superberries. Then DSP lies and from everyone else involved, it sounded like DSP was trying to sabotage everything. That lead to the Boogie vs Wings boxing event which got them some money (I agree with people when they say that Boogie lied in the doc about how much he made). If you don't know, DSP is the only one of these 4 that won't admit they're a lolcow. In fact, DSP talked today about all this and refuses to get into drama because he hosts a POSITIVE stream and it's a POSITIVE space and it's the BUSY GAMING SEASON. Why aren't people watching or engaging with me since it's the BUSY GAMING SEASON? Why aren't people donating to my POSITIVE space?!?! Surely, Modern Warfare 3 will save the business!
The whole thing comes down to laziness and ego with all of them. Television requires innovation. I host a podcast myself and every week my co-hosts and I discuss new content we can offer and how to better improve things. And all these things let us see the results as we're slowly growing. We're probably not going to have a viral moment and rabidly explode, but good content causes slow and steady growth, while all these lolcows just bleed viewers and fans non-stop cause you can get better content from better human-beings elsewhere. These 4 just got in on what they did early and never adapted with the time, and were too stubborn to innovate.
Um...
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Well he has absolutely nothing else to do for that 12 hours a day, so thereâs that.
Also this.
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Gunt addressed the powerchat situation during his off camera intro. It's hard to understand because the music is loud and he's rambling incoherently. I couldn't make sense of it. He's hollering for 20 minutes before he turns the cam on, beautiful senoritas, Gator and all around rage pigging, I just skipped through it. Starts at 6 minutes in
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What a conundrum for Ethan, either he can holler out of pig pride that he is drowning in money and bitches and put off potential donators or say how it (most certainly) is, that he is dirt poor even by Mehican standards...
... Or, you know, put out good content and earn his bucks that way.
... Or, you know, put out good content and earn his bucks that way.
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Onision is back. Maybe they could get together, bitch about women, and kick off the Apocalypse, already.
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Be reasonable, we're not that lucky.
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Guess the lawsuit(s?) were dismissed. Those teenagers don't groom themselves.
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Off-topic, but I was on a plane today.
"Ladies and gentlemen, if you'll look out your window on the right hand side, you will see the infamous rage pig. Rage pig on the right side of the aircraft. Listen for the hollerin'!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, if you'll look out your window on the right hand side, you will see the infamous rage pig. Rage pig on the right side of the aircraft. Listen for the hollerin'!"
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Donât worry about it being off topic. The fat slug doesnât do anything worth talking about except put on super shows where he watches TV for $15 an hour.
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FR, every time I glance at the Ralph/Sektur area itâs always talking about someone else- Gator, Zidan, Beardson, basically anybody else but Ralph. Sad!
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Still not as bad as it is in the Spoony thread.
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He's hitting his sloth phase. I expect some action on his front after Veterans' Day. Vicky has already begun his latest attempt to score a W, no matter the cost. Pantsu has also put Ralph's nuts in a vice with her own legal action. He's going to crank up another grift for "defense fees" and when no money comes in from that, he's going to walk away from both of his spawn.