🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[AltisticRight]

The big super show with Sir Miles and Delicious Tacos. Now that was surely an all time banger on the Killstream.

Literally who?
That's the top of the Sektur for everyone.

 

[Um...]

As of the last pocketwatch: Ralph was going on 5 hours and had racked up a whopping $32 in donations.

Ouch. lol

He’s since ended the stream and made it private.

Now it looks like he deleted it altogether. Threw a lil tantrum.

He’d better get over himself. Learn to suck it up, all the embarrassment, because as pitiful and embarrassing as it is, it’s still the only source of income he has.

 

[Sam Losco]

Time to re-brand Ralph. You'll never be able to have a comeback with the Killstream. Re-brand, re-tool.

Maybe start a show talking about sports betting and sports in general. No camera, no shitty overlays, no politics. You might be able to pull a Draft Kings sponsorship if you can keep your shit together. They sponsor everyone.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

. You'll never be able to have a comeback with the Killstream

he'd rather die doing the killstream.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

he'd rather die doing the killstream.

That works for me!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Time to re-brand Ralph. You'll never be able to have a comeback with the Killstream. Re-brand, re-tool.

Maybe start a show talking about sports betting and sports in general. No camera, no shitty overlays, no politics. You might be able to pull a Draft Kings sponsorship if you can keep your shit together. They sponsor everyone.

The problem is he doesn't actually know anything about sports. He doesn't know anything about politics either but at least he already knows where to find clips to stare at.

 

[Fornicario]

he'd rather die doing the killstream.

That would require a level of commitment he has yet to prove himself capable of. Although if he did pull it off, it would be quite the coup. He'd be remembered alongside absoultely nobody.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Time to re-brand Ralph. You'll never be able to have a comeback with the Killstream. Re-brand, re-tool.

Maybe start a show talking about sports betting and sports in general. No camera, no shitty overlays, no politics. You might be able to pull a Draft Kings sponsorship if you can keep your shit together. They sponsor everyone.

I would give it a month until he starts rage pigging over a dumb bet he made that didn't go his way which would lead to him losing his Draft Kings sponsorship.

 

[deeman]

Maybe he should do "Tier content" since that is popular, perhaps rate Mexican whores or a tier list of all his trips to different countries, my guess its that Portugal would be shit tier.

 

[Braphamut]

Maybe he should do "Tier content" since that is popular, perhaps rate Mexican whores or a tier list of all his trips to different countries, my guess its that Portugal would be shit tier.

A tier list for ranking all the ass beatings he got.

Long format Iceberg video on all the people and organizations he owes money to. Another one on all the pedos he's guarded or platformed. Yet another for all the obscure bridges he's burnt.

12+ hr mega documentary on his legal woes. 3 hours segments on restraining orders, driving infractions, child support, and felonies.

"Casa Verde" backrooms level.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

That would require a level of commitment he has yet to prove himself capable of. Although if he did pull it off, it would be quite the coup.

he's mostly there, he streams every waking hour.

 

[Beavis]

Political website zerohedge is reviving internet bloodsports and Laura Loomer is going to be one of the participants. Where's your debate with relevant figures, Ralph?

 

[Fornicario]

Political website zerohedge is reviving internet bloodsports and Laura Loomer is going to be one of the participants. Where's your debate with relevant figures, Ralph?

Watch Ralph try to gunt his way in. The resulting refusal and Boss Hog rage would inject some drama into this uneventful script.

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

Political website zerohedge is reviving internet bloodsports and Laura Loomer is going to be one of the participants. Where's your debate with relevant figures, Ralph?

Lmao both those people have done debates on the Killstream. Back when it was a show.
That's gotta sting.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

As of the last pocketwatch: Ralph was going on 5 hours and had racked up a whopping $32 in donations. He’s since ended the stream and made it private.

You failed to adjust for TPPP (Torta Purchasing Power Parity).

There are two torta places close to the neighborhood containing Casa Verde. This is the closest one I believe, and as such is the most likely place that Ralph went to for his tortas during the truckless walking era, unless he was wasting money on Rappi delivery.



Ethan is on a diet, so he won't be getting any combos. For the same reason, I also assume he is not getting the "Gigantes" tortas, unless he was missing Faith that day enough to cough up a whopping 140 pesos for a "Big Mama" torta.

Assuming he wants a "classic" torta instead, that means needs to cough up something like 95 pesos, or about $5.30 USD for something like a "pierna clasica" (classic pork leg) torta.



Imagine eating this good.

Now imagine that you watched cable news silently for an hour and made enough money to buy that delicious torta and still had money to spare.

With a massive $32 take, he earned enough in one night for a torta dinner for six days.

Streaming for five hours and earning $32, he earned the equivalent of 1.2 tortas per hour.

Checkmate, haters. The Ralphamale can't stop winning.

BTW for fairness, there is also one further, across the street, that's basically a stand beside a 7-Eleven.



Is this Ethan Ralph's closest confidant after his Mexican lawyer he goes on gonzo trips to Belize with?

 

[Rage Pig]

Can we hit the goal today?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Is this Ethan Ralph's closest confidant after his Mexican lawyer he goes on gonzo trips to Belize with?

There is a greater than 50/50 chance.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

A tier list for ranking all the ass beatings he got.

Long format Iceberg video on all the people and organizations he owes money to. Another one on all the pedos he's guarded or platformed. Yet another for all the obscure bridges he's burnt.

12+ hr mega documentary on his legal woes. 3 hours segments on restraining orders, driving infractions, child support, and felonies.

"Casa Verde" backrooms level.

You forgot a tier rating for his rape victims!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Can we hit the goal today?

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Still didn't despite a magic $100 dono randomly appearing with no TTS or note in chat or anything.

 

[Beavis]

Ralph to lazy to put effort in fake donos anymore.