Tiger Jack
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Pantsuela is gonna fleece him for every last peso, assuming he doesn't crash into a wall first.
š· The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
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Best laugh I've had today. You are a prince among alogs.
GuntPatrol
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Holy shit... he's bragging about gooning and having a 20-year porn addiction. Says it's where his sexual prowess comes from. Now he's talking much too loud while trying to have a conversation with the poor waiter. Pretty much incoherently shouting in the guy's face.
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This is even funnier the 2nd time I read it, the mental picture while horrifying just fucking slays me.
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was wondering if I heard that right, this nigger needs more xannies
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Spoken like someone who can't even give women multiple orgasms, over and over again in every orifice they own.
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Ralph, after barely tipping the waiter, thinks itās impressive people in a Spanish speaking population speak Spanish well. Says that his torta place was actually doxed by Pantsu because she went there and told people (Bing copilot) that she was there and recognized it. 
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Ralph tried to be a baller by handing the waiter at the Sonora Grill a crisp 50 peso bill as a tip (equivalent to just under $3.00).
Ralph insisted that he tipped an additional 10% using his credit card and agreed with a chatter who claimed that would be 180 pesos total tip, which would mean he tipped 13.8% or about $10.50.
The waiter appeared confused at the situation.
Ralph then insisted he never moved and that his address is "known" and implied that he went to the torta shop with Pantsu 2-3 times. Ralph said he knew that Pantsu would tell Harry Morris about the location of the torta shop to lead people on a wild goose chase when in fact he never moved at all. This elides the fact that the location of the torta shop in Los Heroes was posted on this thread hours before Harry said anything. Ralph likely decided to go to the Sonora Grill (a location near Casa Verde) to try to muddy the waters about whether he moved.
"I love working these people!" he says.
Ralph insisted that he tipped an additional 10% using his credit card and agreed with a chatter who claimed that would be 180 pesos total tip, which would mean he tipped 13.8% or about $10.50.
The waiter appeared confused at the situation.
Ralph then insisted he never moved and that his address is "known" and implied that he went to the torta shop with Pantsu 2-3 times. Ralph said he knew that Pantsu would tell Harry Morris about the location of the torta shop to lead people on a wild goose chase when in fact he never moved at all. This elides the fact that the location of the torta shop in Los Heroes was posted on this thread hours before Harry said anything. Ralph likely decided to go to the Sonora Grill (a location near Casa Verde) to try to muddy the waters about whether he moved.
"I love working these people!" he says.
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So hammers in the Ralphahousehold were used for more than nails and filling in holes in the wall.
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Ralph is saying heās 40 year olds and has a college degree before talking about how Jungian thought is like a UK TV show. Fact checkers are reporting that is a lie and he dropped out of college. The retard stream starts buffering while heās slurring and handling his phone
Weāre back, he realized you can smoke indoors. Says America sucks dick. Wants chat to talk back because he reset his chat.
Weāre back, he realized you can smoke indoors. Says America sucks dick. Wants chat to talk back because he reset his chat.
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From @Kinochet/@Feaser on Twitter, allegedly a screenshot of Ralph's bill:
I can't go back on Kick right now to verify that screenshot for myself, but I wonder if Ralph thought the MX$182.75 IVA fee was an automatic tip. That seems to be where the $180 comes from? I also think he may have said something along those lines, that a tip was added automatically. I'll go back to check when the stream ends.
Unfortunately, "IVA" is the acronym for "Impuesto al Valor Agregado", or "Value Added Tax"/VAT. It's a tax.
Was there a different fee that was added automatically or has Ralph been spending the past year giving $0 in tips? And only today he started tipping because he wanted to be a high roller handing the waiter a USD$3 bill?
I can't go back on Kick right now to verify that screenshot for myself, but I wonder if Ralph thought the MX$182.75 IVA fee was an automatic tip. That seems to be where the $180 comes from? I also think he may have said something along those lines, that a tip was added automatically. I'll go back to check when the stream ends.
Unfortunately, "IVA" is the acronym for "Impuesto al Valor Agregado", or "Value Added Tax"/VAT. It's a tax.
Was there a different fee that was added automatically or has Ralph been spending the past year giving $0 in tips? And only today he started tipping because he wanted to be a high roller handing the waiter a USD$3 bill?
Mundane Ralph
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He also claimed to be very well read but can't pronounce Jung or Kerouac
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Seriously though let's be real. What happened to Ralph? I liked IBS and the healstream was probably his best show crossover I ever watched.
Everything I said about lambright being a Co host would've been good. I loved esoteric characters like Wayne and yarvin.
Ralph retort? More like retardretort
Off topic: it's good to be using forums again after so long. Elaine is trying to catfish me. I didn't even know what the fuck a @Trollcow is I'm still confused on the terminology.
Everything I said about lambright being a Co host would've been good. I loved esoteric characters like Wayne and yarvin.
Ralph retort? More like retardretort
Off topic: it's good to be using forums again after so long. Elaine is trying to catfish me. I didn't even know what the fuck a @Trollcow is I'm still confused on the terminology.
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Ralph says VHS archive is 56 year olds and has all her info, will be back to normal streams tomorrow. Sober Thursday. He doesnāt give any respect to whores (the mother of his daughter). Heās confused about where he put his keys because they werenāt in his purse. He shows off his ring and laughs how people think itās an own heās allergic to metal before logging off.
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He's a narcissistic junkie who let his ego get out of control and ruin his life. That's about as succinct as I can put it.
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Sounds like the neighbour I had in my apartment who lived in a hoarders nest with cockroaches. I had to look after his son during the middle of an ongoing divorce. His son was a little shit who was trying to make viral content and he fucking agitated me.
The worst thing was the dad was like Ralph 100% and he always knew how to live in my head rent free
All the money the family had got tied up in courts and he would grift beer money off me. He was a recovering opiod addict who would get drunk and high
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If you want to know what happened to Ethan, well he's always been a boring mediocre fat fuck. By sheer chance he got popular. He had two good cohosts. Zidan would book shows for him and find guests, Gator who the forum loves to mock would operate the overhead tech stuff and make sure the streams are going well.
Gator also wrote scripts to allow Google voice to operate alongside Discord, this allowed Jim Metokur to appear, bringing tremendous clout. Like it or not, he wouldn't be nearly as successful without the comsci weeb janny.
His show went downhill once Zidan left, however, the show was kept together with the minimum of technical issues because of Gator's wrangling.
Zidan left because Ethan ruined the show with Jesse Lee Peterson.
When Gator left, there was no bottom. Instead of just settling things amicably, he went after his ex-janny and then started to attack Metokur's wife Jade who's only been nice to him, wishing him a happy birthday etc.
All of this happened because Gator was on a show where someone who shook fucking pill bottles. He wasn't even the one doing it, he just existed.
Like most e-celebs, Ethan thought people watched the show for his personality, instead of the guest and whatever autistic politics they are trying to grift from. This isn't remotely the case unless you're a hatewatching ayelawg that likes to see fat nonces stuff his front anus with pills and booze.
Um...
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Yeah, all the hot senoritas are lusting after this absolute Stud
He totally has them lining up and fighting over him!
Bossmanralph
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Him and Elaine should just fuck
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Elaine wouldn't be able to handle the Ralphamale. He's achieved the Malcolm Gladwell number of 10,000 hours of gooning, which has turned him into a sexual dynamo. She'd instantly orgasm so fast that it'd snap her little spine in half.