🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[MirnaMinkoff]

This dumb motherfucker has skin like Powder and is so lazy he won’t even put on sunblock in Mexico. He’s also so self-conscious about his busted eyes that he rarely takes off his sunglasses. The result:

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As if it wasn’t already impossible to take this moron seriously.

LMAO. It looks like his eye bags are wearing soggy diapers.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This fool really just plants himself in that chair all day with discarded garbage and trash piling up around him. wtf is wrong with him? Who does this?

I mean, probably his Ronnie. Until he melted into the pile.

 

[Spudnik]

“Gotta bunch of empty water bottles under here, some empty yogurt containers, empty packs of cigarettes…” This fool really just plants himself in that chair all day with discarded garbage and trash piling up around him. wtf is wrong with him? Who does this?

This nigga is so BROKE he can't afford a TRASH CAN??

 

[HackerX]

This nigga is so BROKE he can't afford a TRASH CAN??

Good point. If that's the case, where does he find some tasty burgers?

 

[AltisticRight]

“Gotta bunch of empty water bottles under here, some empty yogurt containers, empty packs of cigarettes…” This fool really just plants himself in that chair all day with discarded garbage and trash piling up around him. wtf is wrong with him? Who does this?

I love how he had to emphasise on "empty" here. That's a detail people usually leave out because if it's tossed on the floor it's assumed to be empty.

We know why, it's filled with his piss. Gross.

 

[You're MDNWU]

I'd love for one of those YouTube hoarder cleaners that clean the place up for free to make a visit to Ralph's metal shack and see their reaction with Mt. Pissia surrounding the desk.

He'd never do it because he's not a Ralphamale, but it'd be pretty interesting if it did happen.

 

[Obscura539]

I like the part where he was lamenting to the chat that he has to clean up all by his little self. This dude will live in absolute squalor unless a mother figure prevents it. Can you imagine the whiny texts Pantsu must have gotten when he realized he had to do chores?

His future looks shockingly similar Ronnie’s. Actually, maybe worse. He won’t even get a taqueria memorial.

 

[Katkis]

I'd love for one of those YouTube hoarder cleaners that clean the place up for free to make a visit to Ralph's metal shack and see their reaction with Mt. Pissia surrounding the desk.

He'd never do it because he's not a Ralphamale, but it'd be pretty interesting if it did happen.

Bet they haven't had an episode with a guy that hoards bottles of piss. Now that's good TV.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It's funny to me that he has to make a special note that he's gonna take the morning off to do some basic tidying. You know, the thing normal people do every day when their job isn't just sitting in a chair in the same room.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Bet they haven't had an episode with a guy that hoards bottles of piss. Now that's good TV.

Not only have they had piss bottles in several episodes, but they had a mountain of shit filled adult diapers damn near the ceiling in one episode. Lots of animal feces and piss filled hoarder houses too, but the human excrement were far worse.

Bottles filled with piss are a depressingly common occurrence in the dwellings of male alcoholics.

 

[porkWellington]

It's funny to me that he has to make a special note that he's gonna take the morning off to do some basic tidying. You know, the thing normal people do every day when their job isn't just sitting in a chair in the same room.

By morning he meant Mexican Morning (3pm) and by basic tidying he meant posting about Israel.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Ralph has a room full of trash because he is an addict. It's baseline addict behavior--when you reach the point of only caring about the next high, or next drink, everything else falls to the wayside. I don't believe his "yogurt and water bottle" bullshit for one second. His sober larp will always be laughable, because he makes no effort to change anything related to his continual drunken, pilled out slog. AA would call him a "dry drunk" if he bothered to avoid booze but didn't change any of his addictive behaviors.

TLDR hes a fucking bum

 

[AnOminous]

Bet they haven't had an episode with a guy that hoards bottles of piss. Now that's good TV.

They've had multiple ones. Also people who hoarded literal shit and used toilet paper. Once they even found a dead guy buried under his hoard.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

"yogurt and water bottle"

Gogurt (do they still make that?) and Dasani ain’t gonna clank like that.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Good point. If that's the case, where does he find some tasty burgers?

In wild and feral trash cans while out and about.

 

[FiveStarAce]

This nigga is so BROKE he can't afford a TRASH CAN??

Let's be fair with Ethan. Picking up his piss bottles and wank tissues was his mothers/wifes/THE WOMENS job. The ralphamale isn't some cucked beta who does his own laundry, clean his room, cooks or does basic Chores! He's a KING!

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I bed that place has the worst bug problem. The most pungent odors.

 

[Pomniman]

I bed that place has the worst bug problem. The most pungent odors.

Worse yet, the bugs have a gunt problem.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Worse yet, the bugs have a gunt problem.

Mexican entomologists will be working for decades to figure out how an obesity epidemic broke out in the local bedbug population.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I couldn’t decide which AI inspired prompt to go with so I’m just posting all 4