🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Um... said:
“Gotta bunch of empty water bottles under here, some empty yogurt containers, empty packs of cigarettes…” This fool really just plants himself in that chair all day with discarded garbage and trash piling up around him. wtf is wrong with him? Who does this?
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I love how he had to emphasise on "empty" here. That's a detail people usually leave out because if it's tossed on the floor it's assumed to be empty.

We know why, it's filled with his piss. Gross.
 
I'd love for one of those YouTube hoarder cleaners that clean the place up for free to make a visit to Ralph's metal shack and see their reaction with Mt. Pissia surrounding the desk.

He'd never do it because he's not a Ralphamale, but it'd be pretty interesting if it did happen.
 
I like the part where he was lamenting to the chat that he has to clean up all by his little self. This dude will live in absolute squalor unless a mother figure prevents it. Can you imagine the whiny texts Pantsu must have gotten when he realized he had to do chores?

His future looks shockingly similar Ronnie’s. Actually, maybe worse. He won’t even get a taqueria memorial.
 
You're MDNWU said:
I'd love for one of those YouTube hoarder cleaners that clean the place up for free to make a visit to Ralph's metal shack and see their reaction with Mt. Pissia surrounding the desk.

He'd never do it because he's not a Ralphamale, but it'd be pretty interesting if it did happen.
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Bet they haven't had an episode with a guy that hoards bottles of piss. Now that's good TV.
 
It's funny to me that he has to make a special note that he's gonna take the morning off to do some basic tidying. You know, the thing normal people do every day when their job isn't just sitting in a chair in the same room.
 
Katkis said:
Bet they haven't had an episode with a guy that hoards bottles of piss. Now that's good TV.
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Not only have they had piss bottles in several episodes, but they had a mountain of shit filled adult diapers damn near the ceiling in one episode. Lots of animal feces and piss filled hoarder houses too, but the human excrement were far worse.

Bottles filled with piss are a depressingly common occurrence in the dwellings of male alcoholics.
 
Ralph has a room full of trash because he is an addict. It's baseline addict behavior--when you reach the point of only caring about the next high, or next drink, everything else falls to the wayside. I don't believe his "yogurt and water bottle" bullshit for one second. His sober larp will always be laughable, because he makes no effort to change anything related to his continual drunken, pilled out slog. AA would call him a "dry drunk" if he bothered to avoid booze but didn't change any of his addictive behaviors.

TLDR hes a fucking bum
 
Katkis said:
Bet they haven't had an episode with a guy that hoards bottles of piss. Now that's good TV.
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They've had multiple ones. Also people who hoarded literal shit and used toilet paper. Once they even found a dead guy buried under his hoard.
 
Spudnik said:
This nigga is so BROKE he can't afford a TRASH CAN??:stress:
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Let's be fair with Ethan. Picking up his piss bottles and wank tissues was his mothers/wifes/THE WOMENS job. The ralphamale isn't some cucked beta who does his own laundry, clean his room, cooks or does basic Chores! He's a KING!
 
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Woohoo Killstream Faithful, the Ralphamale has graced us with an EARLY lobby. Someone finished their chores early! He could've relaxed for a few hours but he's doing it for us!

Up later he's got an EXCITING interview penned for a Republican in Minnesota. Don't let the Libs find out, this stuff is TOO HOT FOR TV! Interviews, BloodSports, you never know what's gonna happen on the Killstream!

Ralph is back, the coin shop merchant is on the ropes, it's truly a grand day to be a Ralphamale!
 
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