🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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He has a message to Josh/Null:
On The Way, Josh ...unlike you, Coward. (A)


Ethan also agrees with broadcasting trials:
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There was a reply to someone, which I sadly don't see anymore where the guy mocked him for his "weightloss"
or something related to it and Ethan subtely threatened him with knifing him in a "legal streat knife fight".
 
Die For Me! said:
Any Farmers planning to go to the hearing should be alerted that there will be a wild, sweaty hog roaming the parking lot armed to the teeth with a selfie stick and a purse that may bring minor discomfort if used as a weapon.
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piggertits is gonna get his ass kicked again, how many times has this even happened at this point?
 
Drama Trauma said:
He has a message to Josh/Null:
On The Way, Josh ...unlike you, Coward. (A)
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Ethan also agrees with broadcasting trials:
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There was a reply to someone, which I sadly don't see anymore where the guy mocked him for his "weightloss"
or something related to it and Ethan subtely threatened him with knifing him in a "legal streat knife fight".
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I’m disappointed, Ralph. You didn’t say “MAH ARRIVAL IS FUCKIN IMMINENT!”
 
bar soap said:
piggertits is gonna get his ass kicked again, how many times has this even happened at this point?
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Depending on who he crosses, he could end up in a worse way than Portugal. This is rural Minnesota, people are armed, and he's a hollerin rabid hog who's incapable of not being a belligerent confrontational spastic.

:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
 
GamerGateSurvivor said:
One question. How does he plan on getting their usernames? He might get random peoples' names and pictures but that won't do him any good unless he can match them to the Farms.
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What, you weren't given your very own Kiwi Badge complete with your username and PP that you're required to wear whenever you leave the house?

That's not only a privilege of being on the Farms, it's an obligation.
 
I like the way Ralph thinks people will show up to court in a Kiwifarms shirt with a sticker saying “Hi! My name is: Trigger Me Timbers”

Also Ralph is so poor and bitch made that he could never follow any Kiwis home because that would involve renting a car which Ralph is so poor, so bitch made that he could never follow someone to their house filming them.

I hope Ralph doesn’t know the loop hole in MN that you are allowed to film people in their homes through there windows and nothing will happen to you.
 
GamerGateSurvivor said:
One question. How does he plan on getting their usernames? He might get random peoples' names and pictures but that won't do him any good unless he can match them to the Farms.
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If he actually gets in people's faces at the courthouse he is likely to have the police on him. The best thing for anyone there to do is act confused about who he even is and not engage. Treat him like a troubled homeless person acting out in public.
 
Asian tech support said:
Depending on who he crosses, he could end up in a worse way than Portugal. This is rural Minnesota, people are armed, and he's a hollerin rabid hog who's incapable of not being a belligerent confrontational spastic.

:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
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Ethan Ralph the 5'1 300 pound rage pig going out and getting confrontational with a random 6'2 corn fed Minnesotan farmer? On second thought I encourage Ralph to head out there and make some new friends. I can speak for all of us in saying it'll be an amazing show if he actually goes and doesn't wimp out.

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Well I'm not listening to Ralph holler about his travel plans, but I'd like to spell out how stupid they (probably) are:
  • Piggertits lost his passport but has his passcard. This means he can cross the US border by land (or sea), but not in the air. This leaves only a couple of options for hopping the border where both cities have decent airports. (Apparently this trip makes more sense than expediting a passport to him.)
  • So he has to get either to the airport and Merida or Cancun. Depending on if his truck is still working or his or whatever, probably $50-200 just for parking, maybe more for a bus (certainly more time).
  • Because of this, ralph is likely going to go through 6 airports to get up there: Merida/Cancun -> CDMX -> MX Border City; trot across the border (likely TJ->SD or Monterrey-> IDK, San Antonio?), then: US Border City -> US Hub -> MPLS. Because Ralph is a poor and isn't getting direct flights, and honestly, even a city like San Diego doesn't have that many direct flights.
  • It gets worse though, it's about 2 hours from the airport in Minneapolis to Wilmar. (Unless Nick for some unknown reason lets the pig monster into his house, still Spicer and the Balldo Bunker aren't significantly closer). But Piggy doesn't have a driver's license, insurance, or credit. So how the fuck does the Hollerin' Hawg get to rural Minnesota? If option A, rent a car is out, he can either
    • get on a 4-5 hour bus ride (with a few changes), for about $60-$100, depending on the day, hops, etc.
    • Get a taxi or Uber. But good luck with an Uber going back. Nick's talked about how there's not shit for food delivery in the area. Even taxis might be weird. Guarantee that's more than the bus, so probably his $500 donation last night, will barely cover the cost of getting from the airport to Willmar and back.
  • Plus a hotel, because I doubt AirBNB is in his good graces these days. So $80-$200 a night.
The other option is to take the Optimus Subprime up from Merida to Wilmar, but that's nearly a 2 day drive, and a lot of it through cartel country. And that's assuming it still works, hasn't been repossessed, and that customs doesn't have a cavalcade of flags on it.

All to holler at some alawgs in person? And support Nick Rekieta, his whore wife and retard kids? (For which Ralph still hasn't really apologized.) If fatso actually goes through with this, and somehow doesn't get beaten into a pulp or jailed, he's going to be out several thousand dollars.

The only way this could get more dire is if Andy and PPP show up and beat the shit out of him.

So I guess no matter which way, it's lose-lose for Ralph, but hey- we can all laugh.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Well I'm not listening to Ralph holler about his travel plans, but I'd like to spell out how stupid they (probably) are:
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Ralph is apparently in Mexico City as of tonight. Most likely IMO is to go back through Tijuana to San Diego then onto Mpls

Balldo's Gate said:
Ralph's photos:

Archive of Tweet

Ralph is at Asados San Miguel, a restaurant at Felipe Angeles airport (AIFA) in Zumpango, outside of Mexico City.
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
  • get on a 4-5 hour bus ride (with a few changes), for about $60-$100, depending on the day, hops, etc.
  • Get a taxi or Uber. But good luck with an Uber going back. Nick's talked about how there's not shit for food delivery in the area. Even taxis might be weird. Guarantee that's more than the bus, so probably his $500 donation last night, will barely cover the cost of getting from the airport to Willmar and back.
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I think there is only one bus a day out there. There are ubers up there (in the town where the courthouse is). But getting back you have to find someone who is willing to do the long round-trip all the way to minneapolis. Not all drivers are going to be willing to do that unless you really make it worth it to them.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
The only way this could get more dire is if Andy and PPP show up and beat the shit out of him.
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Please god that would be so funny, Ralph needs another ass beating and having all of this go down in front of the courthouse would be the perfect backdrop.

Lolcow Convergence 2024 is gonna be incredible.
 
Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
Please god that would be so funny, Ralph needs another ass beating and having all of this go down in front of the courthouse would be the perfect backdrop.

Lolcow Convergence 2024 is gonna be incredible.
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Be careful or Dax will send Digibro and Riley to back up Ralph. This could well keep escalating until we actually get the battle of Jim's driveway.
 
Cringestorian X said:
He doesn't, he's counting on people to come up to him and brag about it on the farms. So don't do both unless you want to get doxed by Ethan Ralph.
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Good point.

What are the odds those reporting on the trial could send their reports to a mod and have them post it? That would defeat the purpose of Ralph annoying people outside of the courthouse.
 
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