🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Holy shit his eye is so fucking messed up HAHAHAHAHAHA
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How is Piggertits' drug and chemical dependence these days? Mexico may be a place where intoxicated gringos is daily headache the locals suffer but I'm sure Minnesota has public intoxication laws.
 
If any Kiwis reading this thread are planning to attend the hearing and don't want to be guests on the Killstream - assuming Ralph can make it to Willmar, which is a huge assumption - remember that the Kandiyohi County Courthouse opens at 8AM. There's zero chance Ralph's lazy ass will be out there before 10.
 
Die For Me! said:
8/16/24 - Rekieta Attack Dog Begins Epic Journey to Minnesota​

In another 5d chess move that will surely not blow up in his face, Ralph has decided to go to the Rekieta court hearings in person.
Ralph, while explaining how he is going to get to Minnesota, reveals he cannot take a direct flight there because he lost his Passport at the border from his previous trip to see his son:
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Ralph later reveals his plan to attack Kiwis by filming and "face doxing" them as they walk into the court room:
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And even plans to follow them to their cars:
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Any Farmers planning to go to the hearing should be alerted that there will be a wild, sweaty hog roaming the parking lot armed to the teeth with a selfie stick and a purse that may bring minor discomfort if used as a weapon.
If you find yourself being attacked by a grouchy, retarded hog-goblin, please consider one the following maneuvers:
  • Toss a fast food burger away from you and the court house​
  • Ask it how it would feel if it hadn't eaten breakfast today​
  • Shake a pill bottle at its face while walking towards the court house​
  • Point behind him and exclaim that "Harry Morris" is present​
  • Start shouting his ex-wife and daughters name​
  • Bring a tape measure and threaten to record his height live on the Killstream if he gets too close​
If all else fails, remember that Minnesota is a Duty to Retreat state, and that any pace faster than a brisk walk should be more than enough to outpace the hog.

The stream ends with Ralphs final message to Kiwi Farms Administrator Joshua Moon before scamming chat out of a promised movie night in order to plan his border hopping escapades:
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Isn't he ducking child support somewhere? Probably isn't the smartest idea to be parading around outside a courthouse causing a ruckus and intimidating random people. Even better, his public threats make a good reason for the court to change its mind.
 
Sam Losco said:
This has already been posted in the Chris Chan board, but EWU just dropped the bodycam of Chris Chan's arrest and of course you can hear our beloved pig screaming and the cops all "wtf".
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HEY CHRIS CHAN! WHAT'S UP! KILLSTREAM BABY!
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Piggertits lost his passport but has his passcard. This means he can cross the US border by land (or sea), but not in the air.
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Balldo's Gate said:
Ralph is apparently in Mexico City as of tonight. Most likely IMO is to go back through Tijuana to San Diego then onto Mpls
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Holy smokes! Piggertits is going to have to cross the Mexican border on hoof like a lowly illegal immigrant!


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Someone please inform Ralph that only Alaska Airlines permits pigs on its flights. It costs an extra 150 dollars, and Ralph will have to stay in his crate down in the cargo hold.
 
Die For Me! said:
Any Farmers planning to go to the hearing should be alerted that there will be a wild, sweaty hog roaming the parking lot armed to the teeth with a selfie stick and a purse that may bring minor discomfort if used as a weapon.
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How piggy will know if anyone is from kiwifarms? Will he pester everyone who exit the courtroom with it? It's too easy to just say "no" and continue to walk, ignoring that hollaring hog
 
Remember, if you are attending the Rekeita court hearing, you have to dress in appropriate attire.
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Pretty easy to shut Ralph down as soon as he's noticed. Someone needs to alert the Deputies or Bailiffs that a man is filming people in the parking lot and play them the clip of him threatening to dox people. It is legal to film in public, but I have a hunch that filming people entering or leaving a courthouse (especially someone who doesn't know how to be stealth like Ralph) will result in way more attention than he wants and establish him as an individual to keep a close eye on. He wants a circus, give him a circus.
 
Presumably the courthouse is equipped to handle multiple concurrent hearings? Who the fuck even says the people he's planning on harassing in the parking lot are there to see Nick?

Assuming he can haul ass out of the sty on time, there are so many things that can go wrong here. :story:
 
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