🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Razz]

Just so everyone knows. The average male has enough wingspan to wet willy the gunt and have almost a full second of reaction time before any resistance is offered while he flails his wet noodle T-rex arms.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Since he doesn’t wear underwear what if you just sneak up and depants Ralph? Not like he can run after you. And he especially can’t waddle after you with his pants around his ankles. Can’t be considered indecent exposure because his gunt will cover his micro penis. Might be a charge for horrifying and causing mental distress for all onlookers

 

[JhonVent]

Since he doesn’t wear underwear what if you just sneak up and depants Ralph? Not like he can run after you. And he especially can’t waddle after you with his pants around his ankles. Can’t be considered indecent exposure because his gunt will cover his micro penis. Might be a charge for horrifying and causing mental distress for all onlookers

And it would still give him school days flash backs, it’s still a win except if charge for horrifying and causing mental distress for all onlookers sticks.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

It's bad enough that now I have to avoid being downwind of this leperous gunted midget, now I have to worry about seeing the West Memphis Micro? Gods above, spare us the horror.

 

[Telemeter]

Since he doesn’t wear underwear what if you just sneak up and depants Ralph? Not like he can run after you. And he especially can’t waddle after you with his pants around his ankles. Can’t be considered indecent exposure because his gunt will cover his micro penis. Might be a charge for horrifying and causing mental distress for all onlookers

Ralph's response would be the exact same response he has to every single physical confrontation:

Police! Police!
Arrest heem! Arrest heem!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Y'all are delusional. Ralph isn't going to make a scene. He's going to take a bunch of stupid selfies of himself outside of the court room and bumble around quietly. He will then use the fact that he was not wet-willied or wedgied as proof that everyone here is scared of him and he has totally bodied all of us. He will then try to shill himself out to every other no name sektur podcast as the expert authority on the Rekieta goings-on.

If he blasts rap and dances outside of the courthouse like he did with The Blaze, I will name my firstborn baby O'Day.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ralph getting big-dawged by Aaron Imholte, of all people! LOL

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph getting big-dawged by Aaron Imholte, of all people! LOL

pussy

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He will then use the fact that he was not wet-willied or wedgied as proof that everyone here is scared of him and he has totally bodied all of us.

It’s Ralph. If no one fucks with him it’s because he’s a badass. If someone fucks with him he’s going to tell you how he was a badass at the outcome.

“Yeah that’s right even though the god damn kiwi farms motherfucker jammed my underwear all the way up my ass he’s still a bish for doing it. The Ralphamale don’t scare!”

 

[AltisticRight]

I would bet he won't enter the courtroom.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Just so everyone knows. The average male has enough wingspan to wet willy the gunt and have almost a full second of reaction time before any resistance is offered while he flails his wet noodle T-rex arms.

You haven't count his brain fry in the equation. Response time will at least be 2-5 seconds due to xannieberry consumption and alcohol. And mixture of these two

 

[TheIncredibleDunce]

I would bet he won't enter the courtroom.

Oh, he'll be there alright, munching on his chilaquiles while smelling of a week's worth of stale sweat, booze and old cheese, you can't stop the Ralphamale bish! Assa madda fak, maybe it's YOU who won't enter the courtroom.

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh, he'll be there alright, munching on his chilaquiles while smelling of a week's worth of stale sweat, booze and old cheese, you can't stop the Ralphamale bish! Assa madda fak, maybe it's YOU who won't enter the courtroom.

Has he bathed in all these days?
It wreaks. The entire courtroom will stink up.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Has he bathed in all these days?
It wreaks. The entire courtroom will stink up.

The real question is that will Rackets be sober enough to hose him off in time?

It's not looking good Ralphabros...

 

[Makoto Niijima]

Ralph posted this about an hour ago I was able to get it to play but I missed the first few seconds.

https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1LyGBgzLXejJN

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He's on rumble

https://rumble.com/v5bs6z1-ralph-live-at-rekieta-trial.html

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Piggertits is live from a small town in central MN.

 

[Vibralldo]

Some guy came up to Ralph on the street, asking if he was Ralph and claiming to watch the Steel Toe Show

Ralph denied being himself and immediately ended the stream

After claiming he was gonna dox all the kiwi farmers attending, he gives up and runs scared after a single guy recognizes him

SAD
PATHETIC

Edit:
Clip

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Right when me and my team of seasoned hog wranglers were about to pin him down and clamp him with the body fat % analyser.

Finessed by the Ralphamale again...

 

[Punished Lobsterchu]

His head is so fucking big dude, he needs to gain the weight back to balance out his proportions.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

"Um hello? 911? Yeah there is a white male, approximately 5'1" in height and 300 lbs outside of the court house filming and intimidating people entering and exiting the courthouse."

That's all it will take for Ralph's stupid plan to fall flat. The court system takes anything that could be interpreted as "witness intimidation" very seriously.