>spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars on travelling expenses
>several sleepless nights at the airport, countless uncomfortable hours on busses and planes
>constantly taunt and mock the farms and Null in the process
>carry an arsenal of close combat weaponry for self-defense against hostile alogs
>make grandiose plans about recording and doxing everyone you see
>several days later, the epic journey is finally over as Gunt rolls up to the building of the court
>dressed in the finest wigger attire; a manlet-sized jersey, black sunglasses, cigar in his mouth, comb over on point, nigger music blasting at max volume
>the Ralphamale is here is own the kiwis and thumb asses, and he's all outta asses
>a random friendly-looking guy walks up to him and cheerfully asks if he's Ethan Ralph
"N-no..."
>stream ends
Goddamn. I was expecting to get owned, but I didn't expect it to be this bad. Just close the website down. It's fucking over. We'll never recover from this. The Ralphamale has won.