🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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AncientPhosphur said:
Since he doesn’t wear underwear what if you just sneak up and depants Ralph? Not like he can run after you. And he especially can’t waddle after you with his pants around his ankles. Can’t be considered indecent exposure because his gunt will cover his micro penis. Might be a charge for horrifying and causing mental distress for all onlookers
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Ralph's response would be the exact same response he has to every single physical confrontation:

Police! Police!
Arrest heem! Arrest heem!
 
Y'all are delusional. Ralph isn't going to make a scene. He's going to take a bunch of stupid selfies of himself outside of the court room and bumble around quietly. He will then use the fact that he was not wet-willied or wedgied as proof that everyone here is scared of him and he has totally bodied all of us. He will then try to shill himself out to every other no name sektur podcast as the expert authority on the Rekieta goings-on.

If he blasts rap and dances outside of the courthouse like he did with The Blaze, I will name my firstborn baby O'Day.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
He will then use the fact that he was not wet-willied or wedgied as proof that everyone here is scared of him and he has totally bodied all of us.
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It’s Ralph. If no one fucks with him it’s because he’s a badass. If someone fucks with him he’s going to tell you how he was a badass at the outcome.

“Yeah that’s right even though the god damn kiwi farms motherfucker jammed my underwear all the way up my ass he’s still a bish for doing it. The Ralphamale don’t scare!”
 
Razz said:
Just so everyone knows. The average male has enough wingspan to wet willy the gunt and have almost a full second of reaction time before any resistance is offered while he flails his wet noodle T-rex arms.
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You haven't count his brain fry in the equation. Response time will at least be 2-5 seconds due to xannieberry consumption and alcohol. And mixture of these two
 
TheIncredibleDunce said:
Oh, he'll be there alright, munching on his chilaquiles while smelling of a week's worth of stale sweat, booze and old cheese, you can't stop the Ralphamale bish! Assa madda fak, maybe it's YOU who won't enter the courtroom.
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Has he bathed in all these days?
It wreaks. The entire courtroom will stink up.
 
Some guy came up to Ralph on the street, asking if he was Ralph and claiming to watch the Steel Toe Show

Ralph denied being himself and immediately ended the stream

After claiming he was gonna dox all the kiwi farmers attending, he gives up and runs scared after a single guy recognizes him

SAD
PATHETIC

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Right when me and my team of seasoned hog wranglers were about to pin him down and clamp him with the body fat % analyser.

Finessed by the Ralphamale again... :lossmanjack:
 
"Um hello? 911? Yeah there is a white male, approximately 5'1" in height and 300 lbs outside of the court house filming and intimidating people entering and exiting the courthouse."

That's all it will take for Ralph's stupid plan to fall flat. The court system takes anything that could be interpreted as "witness intimidation" very seriously.
 
Just like that, a single friendly Midwesterner happily approaches, and the swine DENIES THE NAME HIS DADDY GAVE HIM.

What is he going to do when the official and voluntary Kiwi Farms Pink Belly Boys roll up on him?
 
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