🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

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  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%
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Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
Please god that would be so funny, Ralph needs another ass beating and having all of this go down in front of the courthouse would be the perfect backdrop.

Lolcow Convergence 2024 is gonna be incredible.
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Be careful or Dax will send Digibro and Riley to back up Ralph. This could well keep escalating until we actually get the battle of Jim's driveway.
 
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Cringestorian X said:
He doesn't, he's counting on people to come up to him and brag about it on the farms. So don't do both unless you want to get doxed by Ethan Ralph.
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Good point.

What are the odds those reporting on the trial could send their reports to a mod and have them post it? That would defeat the purpose of Ralph annoying people outside of the courthouse.
 
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Holy shit his eye is so fucking messed up HAHAHAHAHAHA
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How is Piggertits' drug and chemical dependence these days? Mexico may be a place where intoxicated gringos is daily headache the locals suffer but I'm sure Minnesota has public intoxication laws.
 
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If any Kiwis reading this thread are planning to attend the hearing and don't want to be guests on the Killstream - assuming Ralph can make it to Willmar, which is a huge assumption - remember that the Kandiyohi County Courthouse opens at 8AM. There's zero chance Ralph's lazy ass will be out there before 10.
 
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Die For Me! said:
8/16/24 - Rekieta Attack Dog Begins Epic Journey to Minnesota​

In another 5d chess move that will surely not blow up in his face, Ralph has decided to go to the Rekieta court hearings in person.
Ralph, while explaining how he is going to get to Minnesota, reveals he cannot take a direct flight there because he lost his Passport at the border from his previous trip to see his son:
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Ralph later reveals his plan to attack Kiwis by filming and "face doxing" them as they walk into the court room:
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And even plans to follow them to their cars:
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Any Farmers planning to go to the hearing should be alerted that there will be a wild, sweaty hog roaming the parking lot armed to the teeth with a selfie stick and a purse that may bring minor discomfort if used as a weapon.
If you find yourself being attacked by a grouchy, retarded hog-goblin, please consider one the following maneuvers:
  • Toss a fast food burger away from you and the court house​
  • Ask it how it would feel if it hadn't eaten breakfast today​
  • Shake a pill bottle at its face while walking towards the court house​
  • Point behind him and exclaim that "Harry Morris" is present​
  • Start shouting his ex-wife and daughters name​
  • Bring a tape measure and threaten to record his height live on the Killstream if he gets too close​
If all else fails, remember that Minnesota is a Duty to Retreat state, and that any pace faster than a brisk walk should be more than enough to outpace the hog.

The stream ends with Ralphs final message to Kiwi Farms Administrator Joshua Moon before scamming chat out of a promised movie night in order to plan his border hopping escapades:
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Isn't he ducking child support somewhere? Probably isn't the smartest idea to be parading around outside a courthouse causing a ruckus and intimidating random people. Even better, his public threats make a good reason for the court to change its mind.
 
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Sam Losco said:
This has already been posted in the Chris Chan board, but EWU just dropped the bodycam of Chris Chan's arrest and of course you can hear our beloved pig screaming and the cops all "wtf".
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HEY CHRIS CHAN! WHAT'S UP! KILLSTREAM BABY!
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Piggertits lost his passport but has his passcard. This means he can cross the US border by land (or sea), but not in the air.
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Balldo's Gate said:
Ralph is apparently in Mexico City as of tonight. Most likely IMO is to go back through Tijuana to San Diego then onto Mpls
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Holy smokes! Piggertits is going to have to cross the Mexican border on hoof like a lowly illegal immigrant!


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Someone please inform Ralph that only Alaska Airlines permits pigs on its flights. It costs an extra 150 dollars, and Ralph will have to stay in his crate down in the cargo hold.
 
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Die For Me! said:
Any Farmers planning to go to the hearing should be alerted that there will be a wild, sweaty hog roaming the parking lot armed to the teeth with a selfie stick and a purse that may bring minor discomfort if used as a weapon.
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How piggy will know if anyone is from kiwifarms? Will he pester everyone who exit the courtroom with it? It's too easy to just say "no" and continue to walk, ignoring that hollaring hog
 
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