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Ralph knocked over his piss bottles again.
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Lmao noooo. Two nights in a row nowRalph knocked over his piss bottles again.
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Passed out so hard he knocked the webcam out.
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completely sober, guysRalph is barely conscious. Having had to rewatch this clip multiple times.
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EDIT: Ralph thinks this is a recent video from thunderf00t but it is from September 16th, 2020. thunderf00t recalls a decent amount of Sektur history so he is clearly a fan.
He fell asleep again
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First sleepy time three hours and 34 minutes now a second sleepy time 4 hours and 37 minutes. He has yet to destroy the breathalyzer because despite saying it was the initial $250 goal it is now $1k to smash the breathalyzer. Every paypig deserve each dollar they wasted.
Passed out so hard he knocked the webcam out.
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Ewwww you can hear it dribbling out!Ralph knocked over his piss bottles again.
It depends on if you think Nick has any sort of control over Ralph, or was just giving the pill demon idea's.Is this contempt of court charge seriously worth this absolute meltdown // spiral sesh?
I mean.... What's the worse case scenario? 30 days in jail? Best case is, what- a guilty plea and a fine?
Rekieta ruins yet another life!
He can’t. He needs the glass deposit money for emergency tortas.Bro, what is with the bottles. Just take them outside you silly pig!![]()
He pisses in them because he is too fat and lazy to go to the toilet.Bro, what is with the bottles. Just take them outside you silly pig!![]()
I always figured he aimed at the bottle on the ground, getting about half the piss in the bottle and half the piss on the floor.How the fuck do you even piss in beer bottles with their small opening and low capacity? Must be the only actual benefit of having a Memphis micro
For context, that was a troll superchat from one of his viewers. I did not at any point say his "cast" (splint) was on backwards. It wouldn't fit on backwards to begin with, and his arm wasn't even visible on camera the way he was sitting.
Oh, to be this innocent again. Unfortunately, I have had the utter misfortune to see the West Memphis Micro angry and I can state that yes, yes he can fit in the opening of a 16 ounce bottle.How the fuck do you even piss in beer bottles with their small opening and low capacity? Must be the only actual benefit of having a Memphis micro
I think it's because he knows himself well enough. He's passive. He knows he's going to ignore it, but he also knows that means he's never stepping foot in Trump's America every again. The xanniefied wetbrain knows he's got a massive problem, but that same xanniefied wetbrain has no idea of a solution that doesn't involve him going in front of a judge. Not because he's afraid of the judge or jail time, but because the alogs are going to make fun of him, even though the alogs are going to make fun of him regardless. The lolcow in Ralph demands he make the most retarded decision when there's objectively better decisions.Is this contempt of court charge seriously worth this absolute meltdown // spiral sesh?
I mean.... What's the worse case scenario? 30 days in jail? Best case is, what- a guilty plea and a fine?
Rekieta ruins yet another life!
I still have no idea why you're name sticks out to him so much. I take it he did NOT try to go out with that character from Persona 5.For context, that was a troll superchat from one of his viewers. I did not at any point say his "cast" (splint) was on backwards. It wouldn't fit on backwards to begin with, and his arm wasn't even visible on camera the way he was sitting.
And that's not even getting into the deranged, shambolically drunk content of what he actually said in response! Is it possible to be even more rent free in Ethan Ralph's head? The Pillstream streak is currently at 2, but can we hit the goal again? Find out on the next boring episode of the one and only Killstream!
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