🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Braphamut]

Why does he collect cans and bottles of piss and store them in his poorly ventilated, ACless, muggy tiny cube he lives, sleeps, and 'works' in? Why does he fly to MN to defend Rackets and makes pilgrimages to LA? Why does he platform Nano Riley and "Tinklebell"Mint?

To protect his hives (bacterial induced) and Queen Juju.

Ethan Ralph is... The Peekeeper.

 

[GaryGray]

Parody poster from the movie Pig with Nick Cage. Feels more relevant now than it did back in 2021.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Made an AI meme on Ralph. Pretty apt, even alludes to a site called the farms.

He wishes he looked like that guy

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Imagine the ammonia stench of this fat bastard's piss bottles constantly getting knocked over, and then he doesn't do anything to clean it up, just continues to fill up more piss bottles.

Then add the uncleared litter boxes. A guy who doesn’t pick up his own piss bottles isn’t touching a litter box.

Ralph might die of ammonia poisoning in his poorly ventilated cinderblock and tin box.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I'm sure there is an alog out there that would find a nice home for Smoke and Cleo. They're good kitty cats.

But when he dies, those cats will be eating good for a few weeks.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I actually like the setup that's taking shape. Ralph is figuring out the only way to make a sustainable living off of the Killstream is to destroy his mind and body with substances and publicly humiliate himself.

 

[hawkisnight]

Piggy really activates this time of year. It will probably be even funnier in December. It's like he really wants to be a contender for LOTY. Two years ago he was robbed by a boring ass troon squealing about kiwifarms and this year he has two giants to compete against. I can't wait to see what Ralph's strategy will be.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

180lbs by the way.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

I was looking at Ralph's page for his upcoming stream. I am excited to learn why he was so gosh darn tired yesterday and why Mexico only provides water in glass bottles. I noticed something next to the viewers, there's a MPS for messages per second. Is this thing new? This is going to be a grim revelation for the "300" viewers of the illustrious Keel Streem. A great new tool for the A-Logs. Smoke start texting Warski the numbers.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

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180lbs by the way.

A bit of power level, I am about 170. But I am tall, piggu isn't. I'd say he's over 250

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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180lbs by the way.

Damn that gussy nice

 

[SCV]

Damn that gussy nice

jesus christ.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph is claiming that he has a HUGE SURPRISE on tomorrows show. I assume it's the A-log bombshell, but he hasn't referred to it as that yet.
Ralph is also turning off the camera to drink beer just like during the Sober Spring. Yes, it's another unabortable Pillstream.
Edit: Ralph showing off his ID to own the haydurs

 

[Crispy Jakes]

Igor?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph is claiming that he has a HUGE SURPRISE on tomorrows show. I assume it's the A-log bombshell, but he hasn't referred to it as that yet.
Ralph is also turning off the camera to drink beer just like during the Sober Spring. Yes, it's another unabortable Pillstream.

The last time he had a "big surprise" it turned out to the real bombshell was that he had a warrant for his arrest and he fell over in chair. So should be a good one.

 

[bile demon]

 

[Steven Chapman]

Hate to break it to you fags but the Chiefs won so Ralph still wins the week

I actually did the math, and the size of the earthquake caused by Ralph tipping over like the Titanic actually made it through Mexico and up to Arrowhead and caused that Broncos lineman to fall down, thus CAUSING THE BLOCKED FIELDGOAL WE ARE SO BACK RALPHAMALES!

 

[The Zombies Are Coming]

Recording an Archive of this PILLSTREAM as we speak. I'm only 30 minutes into it, but I have a feeling that Ralph will say many incriminating things that'll become relevant in the Balldoverse. I'm new to archiving, and I'm only really into things which effect the Balldoverse, I will try my best. So far, Ralph is pilled out and looping. He was a'Fixin-to-Holler earlier, but he already looks about ready to passout.
As an aside, it appears as if the Ralph-side of Da Sektur, and the Balldoverse, are rapidly moving towards implosion at the same time because of the same reasons. Might get tough to keep track of the threads in the coming days and weeks. It's really looking like Rekieta, one of his Goons Melton, Ralph, potentially Dick Masterson, and maybe a few other people, will be arrested on very serious felony charges and may be charged at the Federal level.
EDIT: Spelling and grammar because I'm a Big Dumb Retard.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Piggy really activates this time of year.

Something tells me he's going to become increasingly desperate for somebody to come and visit him in MERRUHDUH as the isolation begins to set in; particularly during the festive period when everybody else is enjoying hard-earned time off work in the company of their loving families.

Maybe if you wish really hard, Daddy Dax will come and visit you now you're effectively banned from the homeland your daddy gave you, Ralph.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Maybe if you wish really hard, Daddy Dax will come and visit you now you're effectively banned from the homeland your daddy gave you, Ralph.

Wouldn't you know it, Dax was boarding the aircraft when suddenly all his bones turned to soup. Trip canceled