🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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HackerX said:
Gaslight. Somehow Ralph managed to forget he made a bet, what the bet was, and the amount of the bet in a span of 5 minutes. Then tried to make a new bet on the same bet, except $500. It really highlighted his goldfish-level memory.
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He asked for kiwis that are local to Spicer/Willmar wherever balldo lives to dm him the other day in the Rekieta thread. He may have jumped on the bet and told Ralph he'd already lost because he knows he'll be getting it very soon.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
He'd have to buy it in Mexico too, he's not allowed to have one in the US because he's a convicted felon.
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Good luck. There’s one gun shop in the whole country and it’s in Mexico City. He’ll have to have proved legal income and employment, submit to drug and medical tests, and prove he has no criminal record all while demonstrating a need for a firearm in a process that takes years. He’s automatically disqualified for his felony arrest and I’m sure the revenge porn conviction won’t help either.

I’m sure white gringo asking where he can obtain a gun through non legal means will get him barreled.
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Ralph's paypigs pretend to be in his corner, but the superchats don't start flowing until he's completely fucked.

I may have said this before, but even his "support network" is actively harming him. They're probably the biggest a logs of all.
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The only person who follows Ralph and actually unironically likes him as a person is Analwolf. Everyone else is a DSP style ironic fan who wants to see him drink himself to death for their amusement. He has one fan.
 
Sneed Force One said:
I'm fully expecting the LowTax exit route in the next 2-3 years.
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Doesn't Ralph idolize Hunter S. Thompson? Hunter didn't go out like no bish choking to death on his own vomit, he instead shot himself at his desk in front of his typewriter. If Ralph does get a gun he should also pick up a typewriter, history doesn't repeat but it rhymes.
 
word on twitter is that ralph has been showing pics of xander to people, including linx. I remember james gardener on sunday saying that xander 'looked cute' wich is perverted in itself, but prompted a rapid response by ralph denying having shown pictures of xander to anyone... almost telling on himself then and there.

That breaks the conditions of his arraingement with faith.
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Ralph's paypigs pretend to be in his corner, but the superchats don't start flowing until he's completely fucked.

I may have said this before, but even his "support network" is actively harming him. They're probably the biggest a logs of all.
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On one hand, anyone who gives money to Ralph is a retard. On the other, it can also be viewed as an investment. $5 doesn't go a long way, but the value is there when it comes to the Ralphamale. You think it comes natural for him to do a hollerin' debate with a YouTube video? No, it's thanks to you! The viewer. Please thumbs up 👍
 
I just want to point out the bet Ralph made with Null was really shit. He bet Josh will never get the footage, there's no definite timeline on that. Unless the court says the footage will never come out Josh can just say he'll get the footage "soon" until Ralph dies. Unlike with Josh's side of the bet, where he wins if he ever gets the footage. The smart thing to so would be to say "I bet by August you still won't have the footage", becasue that has a definite timeline. I don't think there's any world where Ralph wins, even if the footage never comes out.
 
TheRationals said:
Right before Null, Ralph had on another caller. The guest represented himself as Jared Taylor, but I did a little digging, and actually, dear Ralphamales, it looks like it may have been the famous "This is Water" speech by the late, great David Foster Wallace.

I have edited the Internet bloodsports: Ralph vs. David Foster Wallace for you below, with the animated subtitles covering up that picture of Ralph and Cozy Rozy (named after Roseanne Barr):
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I listened to this while driving and I almost crashed my car laughing. It was when the guy in the speech said something about a liberal arts degree and Ralph got very offended and called him stupid and then I could hear the audience in the guy speech and I thought oh God, Ralphs finally going to realize this is a pre-recording, but then he keeps going! :story:

Blue Gunty said:
There's no way those numbers are real live viewers. Ralph can barely get 10 likes on a single tweet. His tweet now shows as having 4.5 twitter impressions. So that just means only that amount of people saw the tweet on their timeline, and out of all of those only 28 people liked the tweet.
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Don’t take Twitter live stream numbers as anything as Twitter have admitted that they count any scroll by as a view. So if your doom scrolling, and don’t even stop to look at Ralph Stream, it will technically count it.

AncientPhosphur said:
What’s his cope going to be for this vomit stream “It’s NAWT even hawt outside so I was sweaty”?
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“IT WUZ DAT JAWSH MOON WHO MADE ME TAKE ALL DEM XANNIS AND DRINK THAT DEVIL JUICE!!! FACK YOUUUIU JAWSHMOOOON I HOPE YOU DIEEEEE”
 
I think he pulled the same ‘ah really like tawkin tew yew, can we be frenz?’ thing with the Colombian hooker he had a ‘deep connection’ with that he used on linx. And I think her reaction was the same as linx’s, basically ‘ew no, lol.’ Which is partly what triggered him into his latest booze ‘n xannies spiral. Poor thing, he’s feeling all the feels but no one to confide in.
 
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