🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[AncientPhosphur]

I'm an internet legend! I dance so my masters will throw dollars at me!

I bet you will never dance for the delight of 5 people in your chat bish

 

[Braphamut]

I bet you will never dance for the delight of 5 people in your chat bish

I could have died on dat dance for and still have lived life more than yew!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I could have died on dat dance for and still have lived life more than yew!

lol I forgot about this cope. "Living life" = living at home for 35 years and accomplishing absolutely nothing, and then going out in the world and getting your ass kicked and getting arrested but still spending 99% of the time glued to a computer.

 

[sufferhorse]

he keeps doxxing the people that call in and then gets mad because no one is calling in... ralph you got to stop doing this to yourself. you cannot afford to exclude the alogs from your show because they are the only ones watching it.

now i see beardson queerly is takin pot shots at ralph. calling him a poop eater. you got a choice:

-let him talk down to you in order to fullfill Fuentes's humilliation ritual in hopes to get back on cozy

- go scorched earth on the bean and show him who is best in the sektur. FROM THE TOP ON DOWN.

 

[Pale Empress]

he keeps doxxing the people that call in and then gets mad because no one is calling in... ralph you got to stop doing this to yourself. you cannot afford to exclude the alogs from your show because they are the only ones watching it.

He stopped taking callers for years after the Miami embezzlement scam because he was afraid of being bullied or criticized by his audience. Back jn the day, the open lines shows averaged almost 10k viewers on Friday nights, he effectively euthanized the golden goose to protect his ego.

now i see beardson queerly is takin pot shots at ralph. calling him a poop eater. you got a choice ralph:

-let him talk down to you in order to fullfill Fuentes's humilliation rituan in hopes to get back on cozy

- go scorched earth on the bean and show him who is best in the sektur. FROM THE TOP ON DOWN.

I remember when Ralph would take any and every opportunity to glaze that weirdo midget, even making him a guest of honour at that stupid little wrestling event.

How the turns table!

Imagine getting big leagued by the guy who got relentlessly owned on international TV by efette British leftist Louis Theroux. Sad! Pathetic!

 

[GaryGray]

Have we seen that ring since Colombia?

The last time it was definitely seen though was when he landed in Tijuana on May 3rd. https://xcancel.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1918498647584719152 (last sighting of the ring)

It was seen after Colombia but not after Tijuana. Essentially confirmed missing when Josh asked about paw paw's ring and Ralph ignored the question entirely. When I was tracking down exactly when the ring went missing I noticed Ralph would take it off for around a week since the ring irritates his skin. Checked six random shows over the last month and the ring could not been since in any of them. Definitely time to start circulating missing posters.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

It's obviously on PPP's finger.

 

[Mynameisdark]

It's always shocking just how boring Ralph can be. Whenever he's tapering he's very meek, and bashful. He's so scared of being found that he's lost 95% of his audience. All Ralph does nowadays is talk about the good old days, wigger wiggle, and play entire clips with no commentary.

I finally understand why it's called the Killstream, it's so dull the audience wants to die.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

the distant past. I'm sure he's well aware that things will never revert back to his golden age, but he's absolutely holding onto to an inkle of hope that things will naturally get better. I say naturally because Ralph has shown zero capability of changing. He's, quite literally, not done a damn thing to improve his life in any meaningful way in forever. Maybe ever? The only thing I could argue is attending college, but that didn't require much intention from the Ralphamale nor did it pan out either. Hell, if anything, it put a figurative ball and chain on his trotters that you can't really escape by ignoring

Ralph thinks back to his 20’s when he was living with momma, watching wrasslin, and bullying her out of her SSI check for booze and weed and tries the believe things have improved, that his life has been some epic ride.

Ironically I’m sure Ralph would gladly go back to a house in Virginia with Mom and her monthly SSI check vs the currently lonely Mexican shack begging for rent and food.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

It was seen after Colombia but not after Tijuana.

This can't be real right? I found this in the Tijuana Gazette. I don't want to believe it!!

 

[Ethan Ralph's Low IQ]

This is an understatement

Ralph thinks back to his 20’s when he was living with momma, watching wrasslin, and bullying her out of her SSI check for booze and weed and tries the believe things have improved, that his life has been some epic ride.

Ironically I’m sure Ralph would gladly go back to a house in Virginia with Mom and her monthly SSI check vs the currently lonely Mexican shack begging for rent and food.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I finally understand why it's called the Killstream, it's so dull the audience wants to die.

It's called the Killstream because you have to kill as many of your brain cells as possible to begin to enjoy his nontent.

 

[Red Dye #5]

he keeps doxxing the people that call in and then gets mad because no one is calling in... ralph you got to stop doing this to yourself. you cannot afford to exclude the alogs from your show because they are the only ones watching it.

now i see beardson queerly is takin pot shots at ralph. calling him a poop eater. you got a choice:

-let him talk down to you in order to fullfill Fuentes's humilliation ritual in hopes to get back on cozy

- go scorched earth on the bean and show him who is best in the sektur. FROM THE TOP ON DOWN.

Shut up bish before he fucks your nasty skank. Probably dox you and get paid if you want to know the truth about it. THATS BECAUSE ONLY THE RALPHAMALE CAN PUT ON A GOOD SHOW

 

[Rage Pig]

No show, no tweets, the xannie fueled escapes from reality are taking more of his time every day. People making fun of his sub 200 viewer count must have hurt his fragile ego.

 

[Die For Me!]

Wake up before 5PM challenge (impossible)
Do 5 shows a week challenge (impossible)
Stay awake for more than 6 hours challenge (impossible)
Pick up glass bottles off the floor challenge (impossible)
Do literally anything other than watching soaps in bed challenge (impossible)

 

[Blue Gunty]

Aborted

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Jewish weather control machine keeping a Ralphamale down

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

 

[RAT Team Six]

A stream with Thomas777 is a guaranteed way to make sure nobody shows up. That guy’s voice is insufferable.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

now i see beardson queerly is takin pot shots at ralph. calling him a poop eater.

You gonna take that, Ralph? Jus' cuz you ate a little poo, filmed it and posted it to the Internet doesn't mean you're a poo eater.