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I hope all the guests he had scheduled for today's show didn't have any trouble rescheduling at the last minute.
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I hope all the guests he had scheduled for today's show didn't have any trouble rescheduling at the last minute.
Thunderstorms knocked out his internet? His power? As he tells us this using his PC that needs both internet and power to work.
LOL. He's trying to spread his reach via what looks like a glorified ventrillo call from 20 years ago.i heard ralph might have made another lowkey call-in and it appears to be true. here's the clip of him calling into cinemas's stream
Depends on if any next of kin travel down there to claim his body.When Ralph passes will Mexico throw him into mass grave New York style or hand over the responsibility of disposing the pig to US officials?
So the choices are between Evan and an Uncle who shooed him away with grandpappy's long lost ring? Not looking swell for the Ralphamale.Depends on if any next of kin travel down there to claim his body.
Current or Ex-wives count too. Doubt ether of them would bother though.So the choices are between Evan and an Uncle who shooed him away with grandpappy's long lost ring?
The noble brothers of the forest should not be cursed with such knowledgeRalph looks like the kind of thing Sasquatch doesn't believe exists.
one of the things that stand out when going back to old ralphavideos. is how much his speech pattern and overall language has devolved. The chrissie mayr interview was like 2-3 years ago and he was able to speak fast, elocuently and with energy.I re-watched all the Ralph MATIs and This Week in Nectar from like 2020. Made me feel like a complete retard monkey moron for feeling bad for Ralph a handful of times the past couple of years. Also it's really funny to listen to people spell out Ralph's future with 99.9% accuracy.
Fuck you Ethan, you're a monster. The devil's pissing in Sandra's mouth and Ronnie should've molested you more. You are so evil it's almost comical. Genuine piece of shit with cartoon villain tendencies for getting your comeuppance so you effectively work as the entire internet's comic relief. You deserve everything and more.
DIE RALPH
That's how he always spoke off camera (high and drunk). He just doesn't bother switching to human English from his Porcine-American Vernacular when he's on camera anymore (he's drunk and high constantly). Also what the fuck are you smoking? He spoke in fluent Piglish during that "interview" too.his speech pattern and overall language has devolved
its a 'uhhmmmm soooo' fest now
he's drunk and high constantly
Yeah, it went from WAI DUN YOU DAII MEDICAREEEE!!!! to Uhhhmmmm, sooou, Maredeekare, how aboout, yoo noll, die?its the pace and the choice of words. he is not as fast on his feet as he was before. he also basically forgot half the words he knew before. its a 'uhhmmmm soooo' fest now.
zacly, the valley girl thing also ruined his gimmick. dont know where he picked that one from.Yeah, it went from WAI DUN YOU DAII MEDICAREEEE!!!! to Uhhhmmmm, sooou, Maredeekare, how aboout, yoo noll, die?
uhmmmm yeah and that's not true actually, so...zacly, the valley girl thing also ruined his gimmick. dont know where he picked that one from.
no, fagficfarms, my last "girlfriend" was in fact not a prostitute, so again, wrong!uhmmmm yeah and that's not true actually, so...