🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Sam Losco's Wife]

For those who don't know, you can send test super chats to yourself over Powerchat that has any message and any amount, and it fills the goal bar.

SAD! PATHETIC!

 

[HackerX]

For those who don't know, you can send test super chats to yourself over Powerchat that has any message and any amount, and it fills the goal bar. You can see in this video there is some lag and the lag isn't always the same amount, which is how Ralph knows when the fake super chats are coming in before they show up on TTS.
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I mean, it's the only plausible way Ralph reaches da goal. He's down to what, 20-25 chatters, and they're obviously not all paypigs either. It's hard to imagine even the most dedicated fans of the KEELSTREAM are willing and able to shell out $10+ in donations per stream. Ralph isn't a titty streamer who can rely on a handful of dudes that want to fuck him. (Well, I guess technically he is, but not in the way it generates money.....That's technically wrong too. Damn. He is a titty streamer!)

Plus, it tracks perfectly with how the Ralphamale handles conflict. (i.e., in such a way that doesn't actually resolve the problem and only managed to exaserbate it.) Ralph can not let the alogs win under any condition. Even if that condition is to continue pretending that a streak exists or matters to anyone other than himself. So instead of potentially gaining pity donations from his few remaining, loyal, and fierce paypigs, he willfully sabotages himself.

On another note, has he mentioned any of the following in the last few weeks?

- Papaw's ring
- Colombia
- Moving back to the country his daddeh gave him
- Xanduh or Cozy.tv Rozy

Ralph needs to start doing gonzo journalism again because he's too boring to watch otherwise. There's probably 20-30 viewers at any given time that click on his stream to check if he's pilled up, then nope out when he's not obviously slurring.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

being able to make a fraudulent number go up by 1 is literally the only thing keeping him tethered to reality.

 

[HackerX]

being able to make a fraudulent number go up by 1 is literally the only thing keeping him tethered to reality.

Yet acknowledging that number didn't go up by 1 would be a step (one of many) to fixing his reality. Ralph is in a real conundrum.

 

[RandomGibberish]

Yet acknowledging that number didn't go up by 1 would be a step (one of many) to fixing his reality. Ralph is in a real conundrum.

If you would be Ethan Ralph would you face the reality that you are Ethan Ralph?

 

[Um...]

- Papaw's ring
- Colombia
- Moving back to the country his daddeh gave him
- Xanduh or Cozy.tv Rozy

- grandpappy’s ring: gone. snatched right off his finger in Tijuana (RIP)
- Colombian teen porn compound: no more, never to be spoken of ever again. likewise
- Ralphamania 2: not happening. will never be mentioned ever again.
- moving to Cali: also not happening, will never be mentioned ever again.
- lil Xanny: will be brought up next time he wants to grift a few pity bucks to ‘see mah SUHN.’

Summary of ralph’s life: everything he touches turns to shit.

 

[Die For Me!]

6/12/25
Ralph has been sober from his board and gay-logs for about 3 weeks. He does not check his thread, and has stated repeatedly that he is much happier pretending it does not exist. What Ralph cannot ignore however, are the gay-logs that @ him on twitter. Because of this, Ralphs gay-log sobriety has begun showing signs of collapse:
"Yerr an abusurrr" (0:15), "They tag me on twitter because they know I can see it" (1:10), Ralph responds to a donation asking if Ralph will co-sign a Netflix documentary on him narrated by @Haru Okumura (1:15), Ralph brags that the Mexican government doesn't care if he slaps women around or chases women at the lowest age legally possible (2:20)

Ralph also spent around an hour watching a tik tok video of a man selling trash cans. I don't know why this happened, but it was some of the worst nontent imaginable. I decided to dub this man Coach Trash Pail.

Ralph also had today's goal set to sniping the Gabe Hoffman stream, but after hitting the goal, Israel tossed some missiles at Ralphs most beloved people (muslims shit skins). As such, Ralph decided to quietly pretend the stream wasn't happening, but was eventually forced to acknowledge it once Gabe Hoffman started playing the infamous video of Ralph threatning to murder his wife for not cleaning up his pee.
Ralph defends his bottle pissing ways by proclaiming that Dwayne the Rock Johnson also pees in bottles (0:15), a gay-log donates about the trash burger (2:45), "I do not disavow pissing in a bottle, jug, or anything else" (3:10)

6/13/25
Ralph promised earlier this week that he would have a makeup stream for hitting the goal and would wear the makeup today, but it only just came during the broadcast, and Ralph promised it would be done tomorrow. Here is Ralph showing off his makeup

Ever since Ralph had sex with his sons grandmother who is infected with AIDS and also a bunch of prostitues whom also gave him some more nasty shit, Ralph has had a cough ever since and has to routinely mute his microphone so it doesn't get clipped. In this clip, Ralph states that there will never be a canonical final episode to the Killstream because he plans to never see a doctor and will continue the show until he drops dead:

Ralph attempts to pour water into a cup and fails. While cleaning up the mess, Ralph states this has happened 2 times this week. Ralph also appears to have some nasty bug bites on his right arm:

Ralph submits to his muslim overlords and praises allah, also appears to have a bug bite under his right palm:

Ralph shamelessly begs for Discord Nitro Boosts for his "friends" discord so his show can have better audio quality. Ralph also states he's too much of a bum to even boost his own server, and has had his server at Level 2 through the powers of e-begging alone.

It is now June 14th, and Ralph has started his bonus show 3 1/2 hours late and has no makeup on whatsoever:

So you can ring this up as yet another scam, much like his promised cooking stream from months ago he refuses to acknowledge.
bonus pigs:

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Strokemaxxing is not a good look.

 

[Beavis]

Is the ralphatruck gone?

 

[sufferhorse]

Is the ralphatruck gone?

some people say its been gone for more than a year

 

[HackerX]

some people say its been gone for more than a year

Others say it never even existed. Much like Ralph's career.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

bonus pigs:

Not only is there no sign of pawpaw's ring, the mysterious rash it gave Ralph is gone too!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ralph defends his bottle pissing ways by proclaiming that Dwayne the Rock Johnson also pees in bottles

Yes, a man pissing in a bottle and throwing it away because he's in the middle of a 6 hour workout is the same as a crippled retard too lazy to get off his ass in front of his computer while having 100 bottles of fermented hog's piss at his ankles in his tiny tin shack. Yes, those are definitely the same thing.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

The wounds on the underside of his right wrist and elbow look like he was thrown to the ground to me.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The wounds on the underside of his right wrist and elbow look like he was thrown to the ground to me.

Or drunkenly fell

 

[HackerX]

The wounds on the underside of his right wrist and elbow look like he was thrown to the ground to me.

Oh dear. It finally happened.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Hands like a geriatric obese woman’s. Not a single callus.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Shit's so boring, I'd give anything for just one more live-Event.

 

[エボラちゃん]

I'd like to see him in fishtank with CwC one day, could be fun.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

all he has to do is walk 2 miles to Metokur's driveway to do a cooking stream in juggalo facepaint and he will have made good on 6% of his empty promises/threats.