- Joined
- Feb 15, 2023
6/12/25
Ralph has been sober from his board and gay-logs for about 3 weeks. He does not check his thread, and has stated repeatedly that he is much happier pretending it does not exist. What Ralph cannot ignore however, are the gay-logs that @ him on twitter. Because of this, Ralphs gay-log sobriety has begun showing signs of collapse:
"Yerr an abusurrr" (0:15), "They tag me on twitter because they know I can see it" (1:10), Ralph responds to a donation asking if Ralph will co-sign a Netflix documentary on him narrated by @Haru Okumura (1:15), Ralph brags that the Mexican government doesn't care if he slaps women around or chases women at the lowest age legally possible (2:20)
Ralph also spent around an hour watching a tik tok video of a man selling trash cans. I don't know why this happened, but it was some of the worst nontent imaginable. I decided to dub this man Coach Trash Pail.
Ralph also had today's goal set to sniping the Gabe Hoffman stream, but after hitting the goal, Israel tossed some missiles at Ralphs most beloved people (muslims shit skins). As such, Ralph decided to quietly pretend the stream wasn't happening, but was eventually forced to acknowledge it once Gabe Hoffman started playing the infamous video of Ralph threatning to murder his wife for not cleaning up his pee.
Ralph defends his bottle pissing ways by proclaiming that Dwayne the Rock Johnson also pees in bottles (0:15), a gay-log donates about the trash burger (2:45), "I do not disavow pissing in a bottle, jug, or anything else" (3:10)
6/13/25
Ralph promised earlier this week that he would have a makeup stream for hitting the goal and would wear the makeup today, but it only just came during the broadcast, and Ralph promised it would be done tomorrow. Here is Ralph showing off his makeup
Ever since Ralph had sex with his sons grandmother who is infected with AIDS and also a bunch of prostitues whom also gave him some more nasty shit, Ralph has had a cough ever since and has to routinely mute his microphone so it doesn't get clipped. In this clip, Ralph states that there will never be a canonical final episode to the Killstream because he plans to never see a doctor and will continue the show until he drops dead:
Ralph attempts to pour water into a cup and fails. While cleaning up the mess, Ralph states this has happened 2 times this week. Ralph also appears to have some nasty bug bites on his right arm:
Ralph submits to his muslim overlords and praises allah, also appears to have a bug bite under his right palm:
Ralph shamelessly begs for Discord Nitro Boosts for his "friends" discord so his show can have better audio quality. Ralph also states he's too much of a bum to even boost his own server, and has had his server at Level 2 through the powers of e-begging alone.
It is now June 14th, and Ralph has started his bonus show 3 1/2 hours late and has no makeup on whatsoever:
So you can ring this up as yet another scam, much like his promised cooking stream from months ago he refuses to acknowledge.
bonus pigs:
Ralph has been sober from his board and gay-logs for about 3 weeks. He does not check his thread, and has stated repeatedly that he is much happier pretending it does not exist. What Ralph cannot ignore however, are the gay-logs that @ him on twitter. Because of this, Ralphs gay-log sobriety has begun showing signs of collapse:
"Yerr an abusurrr" (0:15), "They tag me on twitter because they know I can see it" (1:10), Ralph responds to a donation asking if Ralph will co-sign a Netflix documentary on him narrated by @Haru Okumura (1:15), Ralph brags that the Mexican government doesn't care if he slaps women around or chases women at the lowest age legally possible (2:20)
Ralph also spent around an hour watching a tik tok video of a man selling trash cans. I don't know why this happened, but it was some of the worst nontent imaginable. I decided to dub this man Coach Trash Pail.
Ralph also had today's goal set to sniping the Gabe Hoffman stream, but after hitting the goal, Israel tossed some missiles at Ralphs most beloved people (muslims shit skins). As such, Ralph decided to quietly pretend the stream wasn't happening, but was eventually forced to acknowledge it once Gabe Hoffman started playing the infamous video of Ralph threatning to murder his wife for not cleaning up his pee.
Ralph defends his bottle pissing ways by proclaiming that Dwayne the Rock Johnson also pees in bottles (0:15), a gay-log donates about the trash burger (2:45), "I do not disavow pissing in a bottle, jug, or anything else" (3:10)
6/13/25
Ralph promised earlier this week that he would have a makeup stream for hitting the goal and would wear the makeup today, but it only just came during the broadcast, and Ralph promised it would be done tomorrow. Here is Ralph showing off his makeup
Ever since Ralph had sex with his sons grandmother who is infected with AIDS and also a bunch of prostitues whom also gave him some more nasty shit, Ralph has had a cough ever since and has to routinely mute his microphone so it doesn't get clipped. In this clip, Ralph states that there will never be a canonical final episode to the Killstream because he plans to never see a doctor and will continue the show until he drops dead:
Ralph attempts to pour water into a cup and fails. While cleaning up the mess, Ralph states this has happened 2 times this week. Ralph also appears to have some nasty bug bites on his right arm:
Ralph submits to his muslim overlords and praises allah, also appears to have a bug bite under his right palm:
Ralph shamelessly begs for Discord Nitro Boosts for his "friends" discord so his show can have better audio quality. Ralph also states he's too much of a bum to even boost his own server, and has had his server at Level 2 through the powers of e-begging alone.
It is now June 14th, and Ralph has started his bonus show 3 1/2 hours late and has no makeup on whatsoever:
So you can ring this up as yet another scam, much like his promised cooking stream from months ago he refuses to acknowledge.
bonus pigs:
