šŸ· The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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MirnaMinkoff said:
Did he really claim he was going to a party with all his ā€œfriendsā€ and neighbors tonight? Lmao.
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He's living the meme
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MirnaMinkoff said:
finding out how many were big KS fans were give Ralph something to do tonight.
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One of his best copes that he sadly doesn't attempt much these days. IIRC, the only instance from recent history involved border patrol or some shit after Ralph's trademark travel problems. I remember when he tried pulling it after a trip to the courthouse in Virginia. I don't recall if it was related to a traffic ticket or Pantsu's stalker, but he proudly claimed the judge was a huge fan of the KEELSTREAM if yewww wanna know da troof about it.

Not that anyone cares, but da KEELSTREAM is live. Unfortunately no pillstream so there's no reason to watch. I figured his recent lowering of da goal to $200 was due him starting his streams later recently, but I guess not. Really weird why someone who's hit da goal 300+ consecutive times would lower it. You'd naturally assume they'd raise it, if anything, but I guess it doesn't really matter since there's no real benefit to hitting da goal other than Ralph incrementing da streak by one.

Also, LOL at his viewership always sitting between 300 and 340. Never above and never below. (Well, outside of his 1600 Crown King Mersh festival.) Considering it nearly doubled for no reason after sitting around 150 for a year, his chat being as slow as ever, and Ralph accidentally sharing a link to a Rumble bot website. It rly makes u think. My guess is Ralph was hoping all the 'Ahhm leaving da Sektur and aahhlll that stuff behind to go inna newww direction', along with the failed pilot, were gonna jumpstart his zombified career and he quietly tried to juice his number a bit for that fresh start. Either way, that didn't happen and his channel is as boring as ever, so I'm curious how much he's spending a month on bots.

Also, I'd love to know how many Rumble bots are just kinds native to the platform and are programmed to join channels of Ralph's size. The dude may legitimately be streaming to a combination of 10 subhuman, 50 people who periodically check in for 5 seconds with the hopes of a PILLSTREAM, and 300 bots.

Somewhat off topic, but how the hell is Rumble even sustaining itself? Their only advertisements are in the same tier Soldier of Fortune classifieds so there's no fucking way that platform is breaking even. The platform consists of (maybe) 5 people that garner any interest and the rest of it is either failed-career nobodies (Ralph), nobodies (also Ralph), and people who use it as their backups backup/3rd alternative channel. When 99% of your channels are the caliber of the KEELSTREAM, or lower, God only knows how much money in bandwidth and storage is being spent with no income returning. Shit, hopefully Ralph has a plan when Rumble gets the axe. My best guess is X since he occasionally restreams there, but I've got no idea how stable and reliable their streaming platform is there.
 
Merry Christmas Ralph my boy! Sorry all you got was uh... DSP? Kind of a disappointing gift if you ask me but beggars can't be choosers.
 
Just realised he never made it back to Memphis to spend Christmas with uncle ralph or his new surrogate father James Edwards. I'm sure the invitations got lost in the mail.

Ā”FELIZ NAVIDAD, SEƑOR RALPH!
 
Ralph hits da goal with a $100 donation from jfdanksrespecter! It's a Christmas miracle!

Coincidentally before it happened, you could tell Ralph was clearly preoccupied with something. He was stumbling around whatever the fuck he was talking about while looking at something and noticed it immediately even though no alert popped up. My favorite part was the shit eating grin Ralph had on his face while talking about the dono and fiddling around Powerchat.
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Imagine being so detached from reality that for Christmas rather than see your family, you got to spend time with DSP. Iā€™d just shoot myself at this point if this was my life. What possible hope could he ever have for tomorrow when it is probably going to be worse than today? Adopt the cat Ralph and be done already.
 
HackerX said:
Somewhat off topic, but how the hell is Rumble even sustaining itself? Their only advertisements are in the same tier Soldier of Fortune classifieds so there's no fucking way that platform is breaking even. The platform consists of (maybe) 5 people that garner any interest and the rest of it is either failed-career nobodies (Ralph), nobodies (also Ralph), and people who use it as their backups backup/3rd alternative channel. When 99% of your channels are the caliber of the KEELSTREAM, or lower, God only knows how much money in bandwidth and storage is being spent with no income returning.
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This is where your wrong friend. They do have income because they CHARGE THE CREATORS. All the Ralph's on there are paying to be on Rumble.
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And if Ralph's stream isn't ad eligible they pay him back ZERO dollars.
And they take a chunk of your "Rumble Rants", Thats why Ralph pushes Powerchat.

Where as KICK.COM pays you out 95% of the sub amount. Sub's cost $4.99. So when a Kino Casino paypig gifts 200 subs Andy/PPP get $948.10 of that one drop. Each 1 sub puts $4.74 strait in to their pocket. I see $3,200 on their paypig leader board alone from their last stream. Add up all the smaller drops and you realize they are pulling real money. And since they are using the built in Kick payment system it can't be faked.

Rumble really is the platform of last resort. You only end up on there after you get banned from everywhere else. They know they have you by the balls, and they make you pay.
 
If I was Ralph I'd think God had developed dyslexia and ordered Satan to deliver my presents instead of Santa. Because that's the only way talking with DSP could be considered a present.
 
Member when a complete stranger fed Ralph 2 bananas? When black farmer towed his car during blizzard?

Those were the days. Merry Christmas
 
I'm out of the loop.
So this fat midget shit neglected his cats to a point of them both developing toxoplasmosis?
This fat sack of shit ever thought that "food fountain" was a good idea?

What a piece of shit.
 
Ralph was truly dealt a bad hand in life but many people have it worse and don't become contemptible worms. I mean even he used to be a lot better than he is now; Ralph's life has been all downhill since his failed first marriage. I too sometimes feel sorry for him but then I remember he doxes his donators at the mildest of provocations. Which as bad as that is, in the totality of his life it is one of the least fucked up things he's ever done.

Disregarding the physical abuse he has put his brain through it is all but certain he has CPTSD and so his brain filters reality in sick and self-serving ways. If something positive happens it is because he's ETHAN RALPH. If he gets a girl blackout drunk so he can take advantage of her, it's not because she's an out of control addict he manipulated and took advantage of, she actually wanted the drinks because she WANTED HIM and knew what would happen if you want to know the truth about it! If something bad happens like getting his face half caved in halfway around the world it's because he's so infamous that he has haters all around the globe, not because he's a 5'1" cryptid whose mouth writes checks his ass can't cash. Or it was just bad luck and it could've happened to anybody! Or it didn't happen in the first place, actually!
AltisticRight said:
I'm out of the loop.
So this fat midget shit neglected his cats to a point of them both developing toxoplasmosis?
This fat sack of shit ever thought that "food fountain" was a good idea?

What a piece of shit.
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No, the cats developed some sort of stones (kidney) because dipshit Ethan Ralph, who loves his cats btw, either couldnā€™t be bothered to educate himself on owning cats, doesnā€™t care or, and/or is too poor to feed his cats anything but dry food including leaving them a mountain of dry food to eat while heā€™s out of town.

Itā€™s honestly a miracle he bothers to feed them at all.

Felize navidad Ralph, you filthy animal!
 
Truly Rural said:
When black farmer towed his car during blizzard?
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Oh, when the highways were effectively closed off for a few days, and the Ralphagenius decided to take the backroads because mother nature can't tell the Ralphamale what to do. She's a woman afterall.

What would posesses a man to think "Gee wiz. The interstate is at a standstill and the news is saying it's gonna be like this for a few days. Even though the interstate has a million cars driving on it and constantly gets salt and gravel poured on it, that ain't gonna work for me, Chief. I'm just gonna get off this exit and take these narrow, rural roads that are powered with snow and no signs of tires driven over them."
 
drammamean said:
No, the cats developed some sort of stones (kidney) because dipshit Ethan Ralph, who loves his cats btw, either couldnā€™t be bothered to educate himself on owning cats, doesnā€™t care or, and/or is too poor to feed his cats anything but dry food including leaving them a mountain of dry food to eat while heā€™s out of town.
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I'm not even a cat person and I know that you need to feed cats a mix of wet and dry food so they don't get kidney stones.

He probably also gives them Mexican tap water. What a truly vile fat faggot.
 
MadStan said:
Imagine being so detached from reality that for Christmas rather than see your family, you got to spend time with DSP.
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I guess you're just a hating hater, bro. Madda of fact, talking with DSP about cats and wrestling is the best thing you can do for Christmas, bro. Merry Guntmas and be a sane person, unoffended about that appearance, bro.
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The QT
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I want Ralph and DSP to do some coop games. A Way Out would be perfect. Starts in a prison so Ralph can flex his certified felon status regaling DSP with prison takes while bumbling along and failing at everything. I wonder how long itā€™ll take for them to get out of the prison, which requires simple coordination. And, if they even make it that far, are forced to face off against each other in the finale.

Fun game.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
I want Ralph and DSP to do some coop games. A Way Out would be perfect. Starts in a prison so Ralph can flex his certified felon status regaling DSP with prison takes while bumbling along and failing at everything. I wonder how long itā€™ll take for them to get out of the prison, which requires simple coordination. And, if they even make it that far, are forced to face off against each other in the finale.

Fun game.
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A decade or so ago I would have paid a lot of money for them to struggle through either of the Army of Two games on PS3 together.
 
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