🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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HackerX said:
Ralph is more than 7 hours in and sitting at $160, and until a flurry of 2 donations totaling $12, he hadn't received any donations in hours. The last dono before the drought? You guessed it!
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A totally real $50 from the totally real person who definitely isn't Ethan Ralph, Mr. jdanksrespecter!

Can't wait until he swings by to save da goal so that people who donate real money become complacent because they think Ralph is doing fine and not down bad. Which is ironic considering Ralph pretending he's not down bad does nothing but make him even more down and even more bad.
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This is a good microcosm of Ethan Ralph's brain which is 99% fried neurons and germs. More important to pretend to make as much money as a guy who owns a Chinese takeout place in a slum (impressing nobody) than actually make money.
 
HackerX said:
Ralph is more than 7 hours in and sitting at $160, and until a flurry of 2 donations totaling $12, he hadn't received any donations in hours. The last dono before the drought? You guessed it!
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A totally real $50 from the totally real person who definitely isn't Ethan Ralph, Mr. jdanksrespecter!

Can't wait until he swings by to save da goal so that people who donate real money become complacent because they think Ralph is doing fine and not down bad. Which is ironic considering Ralph pretending he's not down bad does nothing but make him even more down and even more bad.
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I bet that jdanksrespector was so spellbound by Ralphs insightful commentary on current events that he didn't have time to type even one message in chat!

I love that this is Ralph's life now, I hope this continues for decades, I can't think of a more fitting life.
 
MadStan said:
What a miserable existence. I feel sorry for the cat, I truly do.
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He's living his best life and is doing what he loves. He loves rattling his tin cup so much that he's now streaming 10 hours per day.
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Real donations must've really dried up. Assuming half of them are fake he makes around $12.50 per hour, 5 star days bish.
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
I love that this is Ralph's life now, I hope this continues for decades, I can't think of a more fitting life.
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I know people want to see little buddy shuffling and capering about like a carefree downy nephew that just learned some naughty words again but this torment from a self-exiled irrelevancy is a perfect hell of his own creation, far worse than what any prison sentence or honest day's labor would have done to him.

It isn't content, but it sure is suffering.
 
Pale Empress said:
His child support payments have changed from $800 per month to $200 per week, equaling an extra $800 in payment every year. He's not allowed to dole it out piecemeal, he has to pay it as a lump sum every time, along with a back-log of missed payments
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He could still be having his 5 star days if it wasn't for that pesky kid! (Not Rozy, foids have to fend for themselves :story:)

I wonder if PayPal have finally kicked him off Sandra's account.

If anything, he should be blowing all available funds on intoxicants as a business expense to make sure he hits duh weekly goal with his antics.
 
Ralph is currently sitting at $58 after five and a half hours, and God only knows how much of that is even real. Hopefully a series of mystery $50+ donations save da streak.

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I kinda wish jdanksrespecter was real. If that were the case, we'd get to see Ralph panic whenever the dude died or stopped watching Ralph's stream.
 
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The subforum is so dead I decided to check if Ralph was still streaming. He is. When I checked in Ralph had decided to act like his pulse had returned.

Somehow it was even worse watching a decrepit middle aged man act like he was having a wild DJ party, by himself, in front of a computer, alone in Mexico. Ralph pretending to be excited and grooving is far worse than his nap time stream style. At least the latter is authentic.

Something about watching a huwite adult, with zero rhythm, jam and jiggle to bad rap music in front of a camera is almost peak pathetic. Add alcohol and he would flashed his triple threat tits.

I say almost peak, because then I remember there is some minuscule audience watching this and think they part of the Kill Stream Krew and give money to be part of a private circle that watches the hog eat. Shudder.

Beavis said:
He could gas up the ralphatruck that totally wasn't reposessed and do some epic driving streams!
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I think Ralph is really sad he can’t stream himself driving while listening to wigger music and eye fucking himself in the rear view mirror.

Ralph stopped making payments, sure, but 20 mg of Xanax a day was truly the killer of the great red subprime Nissan.
 
HackerX said:
Ralph is currently sitting at $58 after five and a half hours, and God only knows how much of that is even real. Hopefully a series of mystery $50+ donations save da streak.

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I kinda wish jdanksrespecter was real. If that were the case, we'd get to see Ralph panic whenever the dude died or stopped watching Ralph's stream.
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He didn't spell blitzkrieg correctly.
Blue Gunty said:
Did piggy get beat up by the cartel?
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He definitely got hit, probably by a punch.
 
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