🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Muppetstudios]

The show is called "KILLSTREAM: OVERNIGHT" and people sleep overnight.... You can't get mad at Ralph for getting his beauty sleep.

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

Rumble Link

Here you go, the second Pillstream this week.

 

[Big Mommy]

Looks like I got the whole thing downloaded via yt-dlp, I can upload it later if it is needed (but I think @Julius Caesar The 187th has it anyway for their archives) See their post above.

Based on chat at the end seems likely Swan Kelly might have called him which spurred him to come turn the stream off (thankfully fully-clothed, we don't need to see any grizzled triple tits)

 

[Rage Pig]

Does anyone know how these tags get added to Rumble videos? Just noticed them for the first time. Is it AI or the streamer? Either way, they are hilarious.



Scarlett Hampton Mersh Loyalty BoJack Horseman. Lmao.

 

[Large Rodent]

Poor pilled out little Ralphie was talking to shadow demons once you get the hat only POV. I find the ramblings of lunatics to be fascinating so I have transcribed some of the one-sided conversation below.
This starts at around 3:43:30, using @Julius Caesar The 187th 's YouTube upload.

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Y'know I am ready, other people are not, so...um... The fuckin' absolute loser, but...umm...see...um...yeah.........[unintelligible] SUCKS! So...I...I 'preciate it. (PAUSE FOR MUSIC) Get on air, fucker. Yeah, soooo...cool, I guess. Maybe not, I don't know um...uh I do know I [unintelligible] (PAUSE FOR MUSIC) Mention (?) one song, we did not hit the goal, so....Friday we did, so we'll continue that, but the goal is a little...paltry...this episode so, I...y'know, do what you want...um... (PAUSE FOR MUSIC) Okay, yeah, I.... We...don't care. So, any other places to go besides here? Like, I, I don't- I am supposed to there's a lot- a lot of different things going on, so, that's all I will say. Um... So, what is- you fucker, okay, look.......................................................Man, I don't have time for this, like, I don't................................................................Did they..................................................Yeah..............Huh?.....................................................................'kay, fuck, um..........

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Writing it down really puts into perspective just how absolutely fried this guy is, huh?
BONUS:
HE'S BALD!

 

[HackerX]

HE'S BALD!

God bless. I knew his hair was in a bad spot, but the only place he has hair is that shitty tuft he fruitlessly combs over to give the appearance he's not bald. It is absolutely astonishing how thinskinned and hypersensitive Ralph is while simultaneously hollerin' and pushing his chest out as much as he does. Sure, he almost exclusively does it under the protection of being online, but then why the fuck does he ever put himself into a situation where that's not the case if he clearly can't handle any degree of light teasing or mocking? Ralph is truly a fascinating specimen of extremes.

 

[Rage Pig]

The world's best dad.

Norwoodmaxxing.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

What is his current STSR? (Stream to Sleep Ratio)?

I love that anytime Ralph passes out on camera we will always get a hyper embarrassing glimpse at him and his life. Like bottles being knocked around, gunt shots, mumbling for stuff and now we got the Norwood 7 glory shot.

 

[Foltest]

Did he shit his pants?

 

[sufferhorse]

Did he shit his pants?

prolly.

im rewatching the second half of the stream, when he collapses it seems he is using the mic as a pillow. look at the dent he has on his cheek when he wakes up


2:20:12 'SHOULD WE GET SOME SNOW'




RALPH IS LIVE AGAIN FIGHTING WITH SCARLETT

 

[HackerX]

Going with a wooden chair, eh? Did he get tired of being felted by the gaming chairs?

I think it's mostly a matter of him being poor and can't afford it, so he has to use whatever free chair he could find.

Imagine if he passed out on the keyboard and keeps face-buying more bots.

Honestly one of the funniest posts I read tonight because it was likely true. I know Rumble bots are relatively cheap, but who the hell else would buy them? I guess maybe an alog, but that's dumber than donating to Ralph.

Although, quintupling his already bot-inflated viewer count after he passed out tonight would be the rare circumstance where it's particularly funny. Still not a fan, but there was something particularly silly tonight about Ralph making more legitimate donations (or having more viewers) when he's passed out on the floor rather than being awake and allegedly streaming.

Based on chat at the end seems likely Swan Kelly might have called him which spurred him to come turn the stream off (thankfully fully-clothed, we don't need to see any grizzled triple tits)

On a related note, it was hilarious how fast Ralph's chat was moving when he's seepy compared to when he's sittiing in the chair and looking at his phone.

Does anyone know how these tags get added to Rumble videos? Just noticed them for the first time. Is it AI or the streamer? Either way, they are hilarious.
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Scarlett Hampton Mersh Loyalty BoJack Horseman. Lmao.

God. I assume they're AI generated because Ralph is lazy as fuck and I'd hope that's the case, but it's not like it makes it that much better. He's either tagging Kiwi Farms, Nick Fuentes, and King Mersh in the hopes he can glom on, or he's talking so much about it throughout the stream it just gets assigned. Neither is good!

The world's best dad.
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Norwoodmaxxing.

Did Ralph really rise from the grave when that dono started playing? LOL

Edit: He booted up a Sunday morning stream. Clearly still feeling it and yelling nigger!!! Mad at the alogs for making fun of him. Also, last night's show doesn't count so da streak is safe.

For whatever reason he thinks last night was a success. IDK why he thinks the Scarlett segment was a success even literally no one is talking about it, LOL. On the phone with her right now. He's probably gonna hair of the dog IMO.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

last night's show doesn't count so da streak is safe.

I love this extremely routine cope of his.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

riting it down really puts into perspective just how absolutely fried this guy is, huh?
BONUS:
HE'S BALD!

Ralph's hairline is like his show. Nonexistent and barely hanging on.

 

[Folgers Can]

IDK why he thinks the Scarlett segment was a success even literally no one is talking about it, LOL.

Crossposting some clips:

It seems they were inching ever closer in tonight's illustrious Killstream, where Ralph's revenge for Nick's undying loyalty to Mersh and Icedancer was to get out of Scarlett a resounding "NICK REKIETA, FUCK YOU":

Apparently his "groomer" tendencies weren't solely to blame, as it recently came to Scarlett's attention that Mersh and Icedancer also "played Nick Rekieta" in a manipulative scheme treating Scarlett like chattel to "give" to Nick much like how Nick "gave" Icedancer to Mersh, but the valedictorian was too smart to fall for it:

It's very clear that Scarlett privately divulged to Ralph all the salacious details about last night's call with Icedancer about this trafficking scheme reminiscent of how Nick's e-daddy Juju would pass Mint around back in the day, and Ethan seemed to be subtly snaking Nick by asking pressing questions about the call to get her to spill its contents on her own without it having to look like it's his fault, but he was visibly every bit as frustrated as any viewer about her mercurial mind constantly changing the subject, until he eventually gave up on this interview equivalent of herding cats:

With Icedancer's plot now foiled, you'd think that Nick could still have an alternative shot at Scarlett for the low low price of $1,200, but despite her Tryst profile still being live, she is now adamant that her ass is no longer for sale as of the last time it came up whether Mersh could buy it:

With Icedancer playing the madam now out of the question and paying market price now out of the question, all that leaves is for Nick to win her heart the old-fashioned way, but it will be tough to compete at this point given that, while Nick's best buddy Mersh's birthday gift of publicly wishing for her death drove her so close to suicide that someone called in a wellness check by her landlord, and while Nick was too busy gooning over her blacked porn to remember to tell her happy birthday at all, sensitive modern male Ethan swooped in right in the nick of time and literally saved her life:

So smitten is Scarlett that Ralph can even lay claim to the first livestream in her post-porn career to show some tit, for however long Rumble TOS will leave it up:

Spoiler: Don't click this

Spoiler: Are you sure?

Spoiler: Don't say you weren't warned!

^^^NSFL^^^


This Total Ralphamale Victory is probably the best thing for Nick though, since Ralph hinted on multiple occasions that Scarlett ending up on the other side of his vendetta against Mersh and Icedancer would have had disastrous consequences for someone else "caught up" in the whole mess about whom Ralph has only shown the "tip of the iceberg," so that other person should "be careful" not to upset the delicate balance now in place and should "tell Icedancer to shut the fuck up," or else:

As if there was any question who this certain other party is that is for all intents and purposes being blackmailed (again), Ralph's descent deeper and deeper into what became a pillstream got him more loose-lipped about it being a "professional" who "should know better":

At 3:57 a.m., central time, Nick gets a phone call and after a couple of minutes, abruptly ends the stream. Wonder who called?

Probably not the first guy you'd think given how this last pillstream ended, with so many hours of dead air afterward that one had to worry if he would truly take Nick's darkest secrets to the grave:

All the more reason for him to just dump whatever dirt he claims to have before it's too late, or at least set up a dead man's switch just in case...

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

Ralph does NOT bot.

...but he does notice a lack of engagement from his 200 viewers.

 

[HackerX]

Crossposting some clips:

So WTF is happening here? Some bizarre lover's triangle where Scarlett wants Mersh, but he prefers laughing at her. While Rekieta and Ralph are both chasing her, but she prefers to fuck with them during her constant crackhead escapades? Just what the fuck is going on and how did a blacked, used up, has been crackwhore end up as da Sektur vortex?

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Why the hell did he decide to do a morning stream of all things after recording himself keeling over in slowmotion, something like 10 hours ago? He's still clearly fucked up, LOL.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

Why the hell did he decide to do a morning stream of all things after recording himself keeling over in slowmotion, something like 10 hours ago? He's still clearly fucked up, LOL.

He said he slept about 5 hours or so. Absolutely still smashed, in his phone call with Scarlett they both sounded incoherent.

 

[Folgers Can]

So WTF is happening here? Some bizarre lover's triangle where Scarlett wants Mersh, but he prefers laughing at her. While Rekieta and Ralph are both chasing her, but she prefers to fuck with them during her constant crackhead escapades? Just what the fuck is going on and how did a blacked, used up, has been crackwhore end up as da Sektur vortex?

What little can be deciphered from her ramblings is that she never wanted Mersh, and she was only mildly friendly toward Rekieta after he slid into her DMs fancying her another April, but because Rekieta "vetted" Icedancer and sent her to Mersh like a piece of meat, Mersh and Icedancer felt obligated to return the favor by playing Cupid grooming Scarlett into becoming Rekieta's fucktoy, which might have worked were it not for the Ralphamale trouncing in and stealing her as a form of revenge against the whole lot of them for Icedancer having been stolen from him, or something. Nevermind that Rekieta's supposed to have been a happily married "Christian" father of five throughout, since Kayla probably would have "consented" to the other path this was on, and she probably would have also participated since Legal Mindset has attested to her being very much into women, or something. Jolly good fun, whatever the fuck it is.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This is some Kuality Killstream Kahntent. He's talking to the pornstar who is just ranting randomly. Talking isn't the right word he's just screaming at her to come to Mexico while shes talking through things about Mersh and various rants. She cant leave the apartment because of a wellness check. Scarlet is also on tinder and you can see Ralph's heart break. Ralph keeps trying to get her to come to Mexico City to make millions.

 

[GaryGray]

Good news! He's not dead yet! He woke up a bit before shambling away, likely falling on his ass again before going down for the count.
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Seepy Piggy

What on Earth is causing his face to get that red while he sleeps? Maybe the room does not have AC and he is overheating, maybe it is a vascular issue and his own jowl is choking him out when he is face down on the desk, maybe he popped some xannies to try and make Scarlet's energy and she left before they could kick in. Either way Ralph passing out sitting up puts his health at risk. Maybe his vet can check him out for free after all the money he has paid for Cleo's treatment.