🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[AltisticRight]

How can it be indecent exposure if it's so small?

He took his pants off at a microbiology lab.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Patrick S. Tomilson has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

 

[Gator_Aids]

It's very likely he's going to spend the anniversary locked up. Suffah Sandra!

Additionally:

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

"Uh-rest him! Uh-rest him!"
"Okay." *cuff sounds*



"NO NAWT LAHK DAT BISH!"

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

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It's very likely he's going to spend the anniversary locked up. Suffah Sandra!

She is survived by her sons, Ethan and Evan, whom she always put first.

Ralph didn't hold up his end of the bargain

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Bro is 40 but looks 80, he should do the 12 steps after rehab and never touch pills and booze ever again.

You know who you're talking about?



Biiishhh

 

[unironicjudiaism]

Ralph will be getting out on a signature bond for this. Unless scarlet decides to press charges over her broken laptop. Then he could be looking at some serious DV charges and given his past with Aide0 they probably wont release him or maybe they will give how much of a libshit hellhole Wisconsin is.

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No bail.

Hes a super flight risk hes a Mexican with a one way flight ticket booked home. Hell be with Tyrone and Daquan for a minute.

 

[Schwarzwald]

I don't feel particularly strongly about Ralph, but there are a lot of lolcows and he strikes me as one of the most genuinely dangerous to people around him. It's becoming less funny to me as these incidents occur over and over and more horrifying. His patterns of aggression towards women, addiction habits, lack of respect for laws, vindictiveness, and history of threats and outbursts are really troubling. Hoping he gets in serious trouble and a judge throws the book at him to remove him from society sooner rather than later before the fat retard actually hurts someone.

 

[drammamean]

Ralph remains one of those primo horrorcows that should remind everyone how much the internet can fuck someone up. In the 80's and 90's Ralph woulda been that asswipe townie in some rural part pf Arkansas or Virginia that people tolerate at the local watering hole because he pays and provides some background noise and scares off out of towners. Never would have left bumfuck nowhereville and never would have held much more than a job at the local junkyard. Maybe he still does drugs to cope with it, but all that really ends up doing is giving the local cops something to do while collecting their paycheck. The fact that the life of some shitheel townie like that is better than the life Ralph currently leads is proof positive that the iNTERNET has fucking destroyed this man worse than any substance abuse could have.

Counterpoint: Ralph has leveraged his notoriety, no matter how negative and minute, into getting (I can't believe I'm saying this) younger and more (holds back barf) attractive "women" than he otherwise would've gotten as that townie. Say what you want about the women he's slept with, they're all orders of magnatude "better" than Ethan Ralph. In the US the average 40 year old straight male has had between 6 and 8 sexual partners. Ralph is well below average so the three that he's had that weren't paid professionals or consent accidents is at least 3 times what he would've had otherwise.

Null says don't fuck your fans but fucking fans is why guys want to become rich and famous in the first place. The bottom line is if you put a man in front of enough women, IRL or otherwise, eventually some are going to be interested. There are ways of doing it so it doesn't completely blow up in your face but it'll be a cold day in hell before I help content creators outside of ralph (because something funny always happens) get laid.

 

[Red Dye #5]

Aye lub you Scarlette, you made my week

 

[DickMain]

Edit: Mugshot released

I'LL BET IT WAS YOU WHO TOLD HER DAD, IF YOU WANNA KNOW DA TROOF OF IT! GOOD LUCK GETTING CHILD SUPPORT FROM JAIL, BISH! IT'S JUST LIKE TAXES! A HOT AND A COT, FREE STAY, AND FIVE STAR DAYS!

 

[Xarpho's Return]

This guy aged 3 decades in around 15 years, impressive.

The last picture of Ralph's mugshot from 2016 is from just ten years ago. You can see some gray hairs and can argue that the Ralphs just don't age well but he went from "college dropout arrested for disorderly conduct" to "53-year-old arrested for felony sex offense" in just a single decade. I know COVID and all that messed up a lot of people but not to that extent.

 

[Thomas Talus]

Damn, Ralph got old FAST.

I'm slightly older than him, but if you put us side by side you'd swear he was twice my age.

 

[HackerX]

One of my favorite parts about all this is Ralph isn't allowed to wear his sunglasses in the jail. With how uber self-conscious he is, he's gonna try to turn his face or hide the googly, caved in eye he received from the Portuguese plastic surgeon every time someone looks at and/or talks to him.

Harry is taking a little victory lap.
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God, I love Harreh.

Ralph's assembled a league of angry dads to take him out

You already know Ralph 2 is trying to round up the other two dads to start up a podcast with him. Now, it'd be so incredibly kino of Harreh and Scarlett's dad streamed a call and intentionally didn't invite Ralph 2. I'd donate to that for sure.

Ralph remains one of those primo horrorcows that should remind everyone how much the internet can fuck someone up. In the 80's and 90's Ralph woulda been that asswipe townie in some rural part pf Arkansas or Virginia that people tolerate at the local watering hole because he pays and provides some background noise and scares off out of towners. Never would have left bumfuck nowhereville and never would have held much more than a job at the local junkyard. Maybe he still does drugs to cope with it, but all that really ends up doing is giving the local cops something to do while collecting their paycheck. The fact that the life of some shitheel townie like that is better than the life Ralph currently leads is proof positive that the iNTERNET has fucking destroyed this man worse than any substance abuse could have.

It really is one of the things that makes Ralph so different than a typical lolcow. He's not literally retarded or anything like that. Sure, he had a somewhat stereotypical, white trash up upbringing and a few personality disorders. However, for all intents and purposes, there's a relatively normal human deep down within his pigly core.

The issue is he's such a bizarre creature of uncontrollable extremes that it's effectively led to him ruining his life, and what makes that interesting is how observable the thread is from 'West Memphis white trash wigger baby' to 'Broke Mexican resident with failed streaming career and currently locked up in a Milwaukee jail after visiting a blacked, AID-cumguzzling crackwhore'.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I know COVID and all that messed up a lot of people but not to that extent.

Bullshit Covid.

This is Drugs and Booze.

 

[BigT Is A Faggot]

So full confession: Until five minutes ago I didn't know Ethan Ralph and Ethan Klein were different people, and I just kinda used their names interchangeably in my head

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Bullshit Covid.

This is Drugs and Booze.

I was referring more to the general population, but like I said earlier, alcohol, drugs, and the Internet.

 

[TV's Adam West]

So

How do we blame @Null

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

didn't know Ethan Ralph and Ethan Klein were different people

Would've been way smarter for the Jomhas to do a content cop on Ralph, and probably way funnier too. Idubbbz would probably be deepthroating a corncob or something instead of Hasan's mic.

 

[demicolon]

PHLEASE LET ME BE FAMOUHS ON THA INTERNET ONCE MORE BEFORE I DIEEEE

said the ManBearPig to the monkey's paw