🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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We've got signs of life from Ralph. It seems he's posting on Twitter again.
 
It is 2026 and you are an American Saab owner!

This means that you are either an architect or an Apple genius (essentially someone who likes the tools of their trade laid out perpendicular to, and equidistant from, each other) or you are a recent arrival from Indian who noted that Saab sounds a lot like 'Sar' and concluded that this is the vehicle driven by men who command respect.

Since they stop producing Saabs, the 10-Dimensional chess game that was the Western social order has been been upended. The pieces are rolling around on the floor. Some have been stepped on, or are embedded in piles of shit of dubious provenance. Now you are being pursued by another Saab enthusiast; this one owned by an F-list porn star who, ironically, would have driven the exact same vehicle in her role as a pharmaceutical sales rep, had her response to early life trauma not involved several cubic miles of pills and cock. Accompanying her is the World's oldest forty-year-old man, who is not coping well with being the least crazy one in the relationship.

How did we get from the hot mess that was Bonnie and Clyde to this tepid nonsense?
 
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I remember first hearing about Ralph, watching his show on youtube as a semi regular. That's how I first saw Rekieta before he blew up. Matt Noooo! The boulder Stream. Horse marriage, High school retard bride saga. I haven't followed him in a long while but I'll say this Ralph, you are fucking funny man. Sure I used to laugh with you and now I mostly laugh at you but god damn brother.

I didn't even hear of this until Josh's stream and since then he and his blacked hooker crackhead have broken up and reconciled more then I can keep up with. What a wild ride.

Really looking forward to the bodycam and to all your thread regulars who are documenting this shit for the passerby casual like myself. God bless you, you are God's strongest soldiers and you are doing a service for the history books.
 
not william stenchever said:
Getting the Ralphamale out of town would be the smart move for her, so it follows that she'd cancel his flight.
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More corn for the harvest.
Airstrip One said:
or you are a recent arrival from Indian who noted that Saab sounds a lot like 'Sar' and concluded that this is the vehicle driven by men who command respect.
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When it comes to cars, the true Indian status symbol is the Toyota Camry.
Seriously, when was the last time you saw a White person driving one?
 
Maybe a stupid question, but who would pay any amount of money, much less 10k, for their disgusting flaccid sweaty coke sex tape? Maybe one farmer and then it would end up here for all who care to see it. This is what happens when two degenerates and all their headmates come up with a plan I guess?
 
Ralph: all expenses paid
Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
Maybe a stupid question, but who would pay any amount of money, much less 10k, for their disgusting flaccid sweaty coke sex tape? Maybe one farmer and then it would end up here for all who care to see it. This is what happens when two degenerates and all their headmates come up with a plan I guess?
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he thought he should get $100k to box. He's a retard with no concept of money because he's never really had any and he definitely doesn't have any now.
 
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