🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Um... said:
Notice ralph was not even invited to her hometown (Madison) let alone her apartment. Roach motel in Milwaukee was as close as he got.
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I think on Scarlett's hooking page, she had special rates for Madison and maybe Milwaukee as well? I wouldn't be shocked if Ralph wasn't the first disgusting pig she's taken to that Super8 or Red Roof Inn. Now, he might have been the first one to score (or fail to score, impotently) cost-free and tax-free.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Honestly making a chick pay for your flight to go dump in her and then have her buy a ton of cocaine to give you and then calling a cop a nigger and not really getting in trouble is a total win.
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Then on the other side of the ledger you have
- him being driven around in her car (because he has no DL) bleating and whining “can we please stop? Pleeease??” like a cranky toddler, and being told “this is MY car. I will do and say whatever I want” and her livestreaming the whole humiliation.
- him being marched around the airport in handcuffs whining and bleating “muh knee hurts” and “these are hurtin muh hands” and the whole humiliation streamed by MERSH.
- and of course the reveal of the true state of decrepitude of his bloated carcass
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every picture worth a thousand words.
And so much more. For every W there are a dozen L’s
 
RodgerDodger said:
Am I missing something here or did the Gunt just skip bail and flee the country? I can't see any way that ends badly.
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He has a return date in May if im not mistaken. Now he gave his passport and I also feel like he gave a VA address. But a Mexican phone number im not sure because he was being Ralph in the body cam. He also paid some form of a fine to the tune of 64 dollars I believe so hes probably fairly clear until may.
 
Honestly, Ralph should just put a ring on her finger. He and Scarlet are the perfect white trash soul mates. They're perfect for each other.

Your gut reaction might be that this is a terrible idea, but let's face it, this wouldn't make the top 100 of poor ideas that Ralph has had.
 
TV's Adam West said:
Just remember chat
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Did you realise he got out already while Medicare was so gay and jilted and Reddit, he relied on Grok to form a joke for him? A bit late for your tourism, understandable. You could just read the features before being embarassing.
Anyway.
Say it with me sweepy squad scum:

ETHAN RALPH WON
 
trolol said:
lol I will give it to Ralph, he handled his arrest like a pro. I expected more crashing out, but shit is second nature to him.
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Total pro, lol
Like that moment where he hoisted himself up off the chair and plopped down on the floor like a toddler throwing a tantrum, that part?
The look of contempt on the cop’s face looking down on this old drunk.
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“You don’t wanna sit on the chair?”
“No, Ah don’t”
Total pro.
 
AltisticRight said:
Did you realise he got out already while Medicare was so gay and jilted and Reddit, he relied on Grok to form a joke for him? A bit late for your tourism, understandable. You could just read the features before being embarassing.
Anyway.
Say it with me sweepy squad scum:

ETHAN RALPH WON
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Hey retard
Maybe you missed the memo
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not william stenchever said:
HE HAS DAGOTH UR'S DIVINE DISEASE

HE DOESN'T HONOR THE SIXTH HOUSE OR THE TRIBE UNMOURNED

HE'S SHORTER THAN YAGRUM BAGARN AND HAS A BIGGER GUNT

HE CAN'T EVEN CAST THE LEVITATION SPELL HIS DADDEH GAVE HIM
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HE HAS A SIGNED COPY OF THE LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID

HE CAN’T END THE DREAM

HE USED HIS MOMMA TO PERFORM THE BLACKED SACREMENT

HE STILL THINKS THE DWEMER ARE DWARVES
 
TV's Adam West said:
Hey retard
Maybe you missed the memo
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Jim Medicare uses all the drugs and he's WHEELCHAIR BOUND LOL
The superior RALPHAMALE mixes xannies with booze, unsanitary Mexican water and unhygienic tortas. Guess what? He's NOT in a wheelchair.

Another Ralphamale dubya bish. :diddler:
Also has any blacked porn hos paid $1400 to meet and fuck Medicare? No? Sounds like yet another Ralphamale dubya!
Can he stop winning?
 
How is Ralph still so arrogant? I cant even feel sorry for him at this point because he's such an abhorrent piece of shit with no redeemable qualities. How had some of this shit not humbled him in the least? The pilled out fight he recorded between him and the pornstar that Josh played on MATI is one of the most pathetic things I have ever listened to. Remember that South Park episode where Wendy beats the shit out of Cartman and he turns it around into saying that they actually think he's cool? That's a ridiculous scene that I thought could only be in a cartoon but that is exactly how Ralph is existing at this point. I think the most likely ending is he finally goes over the edge and strangles the pornstar or one of his prostitutes. Mark my words, that kind of argument is exactly what preceeds the events of a True Crime episode.
 
I’m hoping it’s nawt truuuu about food mountain and he did the reasonable thing and is having someone watch those cats. But this means Ralph will have a win because he gets to see his new mommy again. So according to the Ralphacycle they’ll ever fight again in dramatic fashion for the RalphaL or it’ll be a RalphaW and end in dead cats for the L.

Who’s to say he was too drunk to board the plane and that’s why he wasn’t let on
 
Um... said:
Then on the other side of the ledger you have
- him being driven around in her car (because he has no DL) bleating and whining “can we please stop? Pleeease??” like a cranky toddler, and being told “this is MY car. I will do and say whatever I want” and her livestreaming the whole humiliation.
- him being marched around the airport in handcuffs whining and bleating “muh knee hurts” and “these are hurtin muh hands” and the whole humiliation streamed by MERSH.
- and of course the reveal of the true state of decrepitude of his bloated carcass
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every picture worth a thousand words.
And so much more. For every W there are a dozen L’s
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- OG Gunt reveal.
 
W@rui said:
Ralph missed his flight again...

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Null needs to do OPERATION SAVE KITTIES
AncientPhosphur said:
I’m hoping it’s nawt truuuu about food mountain and he did the reasonable thing and is having someone watch those cats. But this means Ralph will have a win because he gets to see his new mommy again. So according to the Ralphacycle they’ll ever fight again in dramatic fashion for the RalphaL or it’ll be a RalphaW and end in dead cats for the L.

Who’s to say he was too drunk to board the plane and that’s why he wasn’t let on
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Give the cats to his kids/kid he won’t be able to care/enjoy them while he’s in jail.
 
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