🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Braphamut said:
I imagine it would be more like a rogue-like but based in procedurally generated aiport terminals. You wake up with various self-inflicted ailments and you try to navigate yourself to the gate before blacking out. He uses his drug stash to deal with anxiety and paranoia and as an act of desperation he enters a rage mode to ignore the bullshit but becomes unable to monitor his vitals in exchange and must partake any any vice presented.
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It's very important that he has a Guntventory. Like that vape he supposedly stole by sneaking it under the gunt, he has to keep all his consumables underneath It.
 
"He, was a gunt carrying white trash bish, who stole oxygen from other people, daily."
"She, was a failed BLACKED whore with BPD who ranted about her SAAB, daily."
"But in each other they found... together they.... hand in hand they..... popped pills, daily."

From Goylog productions: Bish and Bitch: A modern "love" story.
 
Bepis said:
It's very important that he has a Guntventory. Like that vape he supposedly stole by sneaking it under the gunt, he has to keep all his consumables underneath It.
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I would also request a Taunt key with soundbytes such as:

"FIVE STAR DAYS!"

"FUCK YOU, NIGGER!"

"*Undecipherable hollerin'*"
 
Please let this happen please let this happen.
Dear god, jesus, space jesus and yakub and others, hear my plea, allow these two kindred souls join together in marriage, as they both deserve each other.
Oh and it would generate really really really funny content.
 
Gator_Aids said:
I truly can't imagine any family court judge being big fans of the Killstream. 30 minutes of uninterrupted clips should likely sway even the most reticent opinion.
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You know how people like Ralph and BMJ can fuck up over and over again and seemingly not get arrested? It's not plot armor and it's the same reason family courts don't terminate parental rights.

States have to have balanced budgets. States loath just locking people up. Similarly, they loath having kids in foster care because it costs money.

If May died tomorrow, the state of NY would ship Bills Mafia straight to Ralph in Mexico if they had to in order to keep from paying for foster care.

It has nothing to do with the best interests of the kid. It's all about the bottom line.
 
Adolf Hulkler said:
Please let this happen please let this happen.
Dear god, jesus, space jesus and yakub and others, hear my plea, allow these two kindred souls join together in marriage, as they both deserve each other.
Oh and it would generate really really really funny content.
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I’ve been saying since day one when she started going on the show - PLEASE GET TOGETHER. They were hollerin’ over each other and Ralph was getting annoyed by her not shutting up. Perfect for each other. Now here we are.

Thank you God, Jesus, and the bear.
 
So after the wedding, Ralph's going to abandon his tin shack to live in the States with Scarlett? Or is she going south of the border to live like a queen in Merida?

I really hope its the former. When she inevitably gives him the boot, we'll be seeing the Killstream live from the streets, courtesy of the local Mcdonalds wifi.
 
Sea Monkey said:
Meigh can't do the whole divorce in absentia thing because you have to prove to the court you've made every effort to contact your spouse. This includes documented "diligent efforts" followed by a court-approved alternative service which requires a sworn affidavit, although if Ralph is refusing to disclose his address which prevents personal service, his deliberate refusal could potentially be classed as some sort of evidence that strengthens the case. It could be a matter of proving that you want a divorce but him being uncooperative by not disclosing his address. Getting a default judgment has a lot of hoops and is difficult.
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Its been 3ish years and he wont give a serviceable address, is clearly hiding in Mexico, and has made public statements that people will never be able to find him. Ya its dificult in NY but Ralph has given them a clear pathway to getting it done.

From what I gather in NY absentee divorce can take 1 to 2 years. You have to prove you made "diligent" attempts to serve him. And once you document that the court then can allow "Service by Publication" in which you have to publish a notice for 3 weeks in the local news paper.
HMO isn't retarded like Vickers. He might have just hired a real lawyer and has been quietly getting this done. If he did then the funniest thing possible would be to just never let ralph know.
 
The first stop for the new Mrs. Ralph will be to Columbia to make some movies to support them both; then perhaps a return to the USA. Ralph said he will make a million dollars with her doing porn and never said she was going to go along with it as a willing participant. Ratso got plans.

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