🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Haru Okumura said:
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Principal component analysis of this 1st image suggests he is in fact slightly editing the left side of his jaw and HEAVILY editing almost his entire face to hide its dermatitis / rosacea. In the interest of good faith SOME of this can be chalked up to the default settings of a contemporary smartphone, whose camera applies mild filters by default, but the result from the side of his face in particular suggests some degree of intentionality.

Amanda is the sort of person who would know all about Asian beauty apps like Meitu so I suspect he learned these techniques from her and went to his usual gratuitous and unsubtle lengths and made it look absurd.

(he looks fully demonic in the postprocessed / analyzed image, but that is to be expected from analyzing a photo under a lossy form of image compression, and anyone would to some degree under this scheme; the point is that the artefacting is not anywhere close to homogenous and is concentrated in one area, namely the right side of the face as photographed, which suggests targeted manipulation by external factors)
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That image looks like Internet Leprosy.
 
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What are the odds we get to see Ralph's famous Ralpha Kai during this Vegas fiasco?
 
Imagine your life has lead to point you have the option of spending time with Ralph in a hotel room or hanging out with a pedophile at some boomer convention.

Jesus, that is dark.
 
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Harry.......... this is your, am I still your son-in-law? That's crazy. Look, I'm calling in because I have an absolute gold mine. Mind? Gold mine? Gold mine and gold mind. Just absolute blonde bombshell. You know how it goes on my hands here. And I'm trying to marry her this weekend.

And so you and they say the horse. I don't say that. Of course, I always thought your daughter was so beautiful. I'm sure she's so beautiful right now. Let's just sign it over. You already stole my daughter, your granddaughter, you have her, whatever.

You already took that. Can you just like, can we just get the papers done? Where do I need to fly into America this week to get the papers done, to get this? Harry, listen, man, when you, when you go up inside this, wow, they took all this shit. It's the tightest you can imagine. Trust me.

Look, let's just put all this to the side. Let's let bygones be bygones and let me get up in here. Let me lock it down. And so, you know, if there's any other problems, I don't have to say, but I'm sure we can make it right. I'm sure we can do it and make it absolutely fucking kingpin. Spectacular.

I love Rosie, whatever you guys are calling her now. I don't know. Did you name her after the Buffalo Bills?

Whatever the, whatever you guys did, we'll, we'll figure it out. It doesn't matter, but I want that porn star pussy and I want it locked and loaded and I want it tied to me. So let's just make it happen. I appreciate you. And I guess that's about it. Big dog. Thank you. [PRESSES ONE]

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Absolute poetry. I don't know how they didn't already grant him the divorce.

The Chinese should go ahead and declare 2026 the Year of The Lowcow. There's been so much milk it's going to be hard to decide the LOTY. I regretted having arrived too late to this joint...but now I think I joined the right time.
 
Potentially Cat Mom said:
Do we know know which day and they plan to do this wedding? Saturday? It is my birthday weekend and I got plans. I am hoping it will be streamed.
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The plan was today, but that's no guarantee given the retardation of both parties. I just looked at a couple of Elvis marriage sites and they all have openings all weekend. I honestly thought more retards would be doing it and they'd be booked. Having travel plans ruin the wedding would have been fantastic.
 
break these cuffs said:
Having travel plans ruin the wedding would have been fantastic.
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Somehow both the most tragic and most predictable outcome.

The idea of Ralph bouncing around Vegas, without Scarlett, would somehow be funnier to me. Would he feign disappointment? Does he have money for whores? How zooted would he get? What happens if he misses his flights back?
 
I think a lot of people are forgetting that Ralph can have as many weddings as he wants, they just won't be legally binding. A wedding is just a party you put on for show, like in pro wrestling. You need to spend some time applying for a license and wrangling paperwork in advance if you're serious, then sign papers in front of an officiant. If I were Ralph I would just have a kayfabe wedding to stick it to the haters and make my bish be quiet, then he can call everyone marks later when it blows up again.

But, since I believe in true love, here are the requirements to get married in Vegas.

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You don't have to tell them about your divorce unless you're changing your name, making bigamy no big deal bish! :story:
 
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