🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
I think a lot of people are forgetting that Ralph can have as many weddings as he wants, they just won't be legally binding. A wedding is just a party you put on for show, like in pro wrestling. You need to spend some time applying for a license and wrangling paperwork in advance if you're serious, then sign papers in front of an officiant. If I were Ralph I would just have a kayfabe wedding to stick it to the haters and make my bish be quiet, then he can call everyone marks later when it blows up again.

But, since I believe in true love, here are the requirements to get married in Vegas.

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You don't have to tell them about your divorce unless you're changing your name, making bigamy no big deal bish! :story:
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Yep. They print the certificate and it doesn’t count until him or her registers said marriage.

5 star days.
 
Time to break out the $80 unseasoned steak with no sides the In-n-Out Double Double! (Ralphie can't afford a steak anymore.)
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
I think a lot of people are forgetting that Ralph can have as many weddings as he wants, they just won't be legally binding. A wedding is just a party you put on for show, like in pro wrestling. You need to spend some time applying for a license and wrangling paperwork in advance if you're serious, then sign papers in front of an officiant. If I were Ralph I would just have a kayfabe wedding to stick it to the haters and make my bish be quiet, then he can call everyone marks later when it blows up again.

But, since I believe in true love, here are the requirements to get married in Vegas.

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You don't have to tell them about your divorce unless you're changing your name, making bigamy no big deal bish! :story:
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Does he even know his SSN?
 
The Wedding is back on!
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They have arrived.
 
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
You know what I'll count it. Although I have zero idea why the horse hasn't divorced him yet. Also why can't ralph just divorce the horse ?"no fault" is legal in every state and I imagine it's not at all hard to serve the horse.
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I Honestly think Amanda/Harry are stringing it along just to make his life slightly more of a living hell. The most telling thing about him begging for a divorce is that he's so eager to get rid of the horse legally for some BLACKED RAW whore while completely ignoring he has a child in the picture. He truly doesn't care about Rozy and it's so funny to me that he thinks his kids will find some sort of love or respect for him just because they "came from his cum" or however the fuck he worded it. Think about it on Harry/Horse's side, he hides out in a different country, he clearly doesn't care about his daughter so they don't need to worry about visitation like the Vickers, and just by ignoring him they add an extra layer of shit to Ethan's life. Sounds like a win win to me.
 
Rlaphamale! If you see this, cuz- I’m happy for you. Bring back that fucking Gunt energy that we desperately need.
 
The more I'm seeing the more I'm sure Podawful's in on it. Ralph's seems more excited about crashing Hackamania than he is to see Scarlett. Jesse had henchmen at Ralphamania and didn't get that cancelled. I'll give him the benefit of assuming he really pushed Ralph to go so he'll be the lightning rod of chaos and attention while his people are gathering embarrassing things about the boomer bonanza. Wouldn't be a bad play, if it was a ROTC gathering Mersh would be paranoid enough to expect it but not these guys.

Imagine if Kino Casino has to cover another body cam in the midst of the Hambly Arc?
 
drammamean said:
I don't know man, he's wearing a Miami hat. Is he trying to confuse us or is he just so poor he can't splurge for a Vegas hat as per his usual modus operandi? Oh well, either way he looks like a dipshit.
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My guess is his layover was in Miami. American runs a number of flights to both there and Dallas from Merida/Cancun. Maybe this is all just an elaborate scam by Scarlett to rack up miles on American.
 
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