🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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It's Hollerin' time

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huh I thought half the fun of doing coke was rolling up dollar bills

Hence the phrase "tacky retards".

They literally have to make doing drugs performative.
Metal straws with rounded edges are preferred by habitual coke users because the plastic ones often tear and scratch the nasal lining and rolling dollar bills only works when you aren't spending those bills on the coke, plus the metal straw is longer which allows it to go further up directly into the nasal cavity
 
I think Ralph is on his way to bravely invade an empty hotel lobby.

Especially now that everyone at the event has been given their marching orders to completely ignore him at all costs, with no engagement regardless of whether it's positive or negative and regardless of the location, or else they'll be booted from the event and never see a dime of that $175-300 ticket cost back:

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If he were smart he'd skip the Plaza altogether and circulate periodically through the five closest bars that attendees would be most likely to walk waddle to after the last show tonight, where they might feel a bit safer talking to him without getting caught on candid camera by Melton's goons. That or he could just try again after the last Sunday night show when nobody needs those badges anymore.
 
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