🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Played himself, AGAIN.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Reminds me of the early days of the gunt meme, when Ralph tried to own it and pretend it didn’t bother him. He eventually snapped and started banning everyone who posted it. Same thing will happen here. He’s gonna wake up one day, see his chat filled with this grotesque emojified version of himself, and start banning paypigs.

People say it was the Corn Joke but it was the Gunt picture that started Ralphs slide into what he is today.
It made him severely self conscious, and all of a sudden the people that had been laughing with him at all the retards that would get dredged up by IBS were laughing AT him, and his self confidence took a major hit, he tried to own it but people saw it bothered him and kept spamming it at him, he started to lash out, and the rest is history.
I did kind of feel sorry for him at first, it must have been hard to go from the fun fat guy that everybody laughs with to the gross fat guy everyone is laughing at basically overnight, but Ralph kept doing his "I go lower" shit, and it became impossible to sympathize with a guy like that.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

After being called out and roundly mocked for promoting a picture that's not-so-subtly making fun of him, he's coping hard and trying to "reclaim" the imagery of his deformed, obese body by making this image an emoji in his chat:

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Ralph trying to own the gunt meme is like when DSP tried to own the masterbating moment. Eventually Ralph will get rid of it because of his ego.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ralph trying to own the gunt meme is like when DSP tried to own the masterbating moment. Eventually Ralph will get rid of it because of his ego.

He's going all in on trying to own the meme as well, he's a got his own Teen Troon Squad, bunch of kids that he calls his "Guardians of the Gunt" that he pays to run low iQ GayOps for him.

Now that I think about it it's funny how only a few days after Ralph publically announces his "Guardians of the Gunt" two of his biggest enemies get SWATed using the same faggy TTS method...

 

[break these cuffs]

He's going all in on trying to own the meme as well, he's a got his own Teen Troon Squad, bunch of kids that he calls his "Guardians of the Gunt" that he pays to run low iQ GayOps for him.

Now that I think about it it's funny how only a few days after Ralph publically announces his "Guardians of the Gunt" two of his biggest enemies get SWATed using the same faggy TTS method...

You think discord faggots need to get paid to carry that gunt, kek. You have far more faith in zoomers than they deserve.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You think discord faggots need to get paid to carry that gunt, kek. You have far more faith in zoomers than they deserve.

I really don't but you might have a point, even if he is paying it's not enough.

 

[Kinochet]

He's going all in on trying to own the meme as well, he's a got his own Teen Troon Squad, bunch of kids that he calls his "Guardians of the Gunt" that he pays to run low iQ GayOps for him.

Now that I think about it it's funny how only a few days after Ralph publically announces his "Guardians of the Gunt" two of his biggest enemies get SWATed using the same faggy TTS method...

They pay him to be Guardians of the Gunt.

 

[MeltyTW]

Now that I think about it it's funny how only a few days after Ralph publically announces his "Guardians of the Gunt" two of his biggest enemies get SWATed using the same faggy TTS method...

which has actually made people fuck with him more lol. no ones going to see that pitiful tts voice swatting and think "oh gee i need to placate the gunt" if anything itll drive them to the other extreme of wanting to shoot ralph because everyone knows gunt doesnt just let things go, he wants you broke and homeless like he tried with mundane matt and like he outright admitted.

Reminds me of the early days of the gunt meme, when Ralph tried to own it and pretend it didn’t bother him. He eventually snapped and started banning everyone who posted it. Same thing will happen here. He’s gonna wake up one day, see his chat filled with this grotesque emojified version of himself, and start banning paypigs.

i want to remind people that lasted like two days before he just banned for "unfunny old joke spam"

People say it was the Corn Joke but it was the Gunt picture that started Ralphs slide into what he is today.
It made him severely self conscious, and all of a sudden the people that had been laughing with him at all the retards that would get dredged up by IBS were laughing AT him, and his self confidence took a major hit, he tried to own it but people saw it bothered him and kept spamming it at him, he started to lash out, and the rest is history.
I did kind of feel sorry for him at first, it must have been hard to go from the fun fat guy that everybody laughs with to the gross fat guy everyone is laughing at basically overnight, but Ralph kept doing his "I go lower" shit, and it became impossible to sympathize with a guy like that.

unintentionally brutally put, ralphs body is so fucking putrid and disgusting it singlehandedly ruined his reputation from how pig disgusting he is.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Baked: AIDS, by the way!
Gunt: Yeah AIDS, okay, okay is that the punchline?
Baked: Why cause Alice sucked your dick or wh-?
Gunt: Yeah! It doesn't even matter cause you can't get AIDS from sucking su- anyway it's retarded, let me say.

Timestamp: ~ 1h:43m

 

[Costanza Manza]

I just can't fathom how someone can be so out of shape that just talking makes them out of breath. Almost every time Ethan talks, he sounds like he ran a mile; but he's just sitting in his chair doing shitty stream.

Crazy.

 

[GaryGrey]

All clips were taken from Ethan Oliver Ralph's Tequila Sunrise streamed on June 30th, 2022.
This stream's duration was 5:26:10, where Ralph allegedly earned $249.00 USD out of a 200.00$ USD goal.
This stream was significantly more eventful than the previous, as Boogie seems to offend Ralph more than anything at the moment.

Ralph's daily morning hollering segment, at the beginning of the stream (presumably about Alice).
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Ralph's reaction to an infamous and disturbing self-harm image posted on the Kiwi Farms (attention is the poster's goal, I shall not name).
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Ralph's impotent rage begins to boil when the internet celebrity, Boogie2988, says that Ralph would be a pussy to not fight him [Boogie].
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The second stage of Ralph's hollering at Boogie2988, after Ralph makes fun of Boogie2988's self-inflicted health issues.
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Ralph EXPLODES with rage, hollering very loudly into the microphone about killing Boogie2988.
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Spoiler: Update

- I am having an issue where I cannot transcode clips into low quality webms for less buffering, this'll hopefully be fixed by the next clip release. I do not need advice on this, it's merely an annoyance and inconvenience for others that'll take meticulous work to fix. An optional update was in order to explain that they will come back, but it's impossible for me to do it right now.
- I did not clip the 10 hour Ralph show because I went through the entire stream, and there was nothing notable to clip. Ralph was practically comatose for those ten hours.

Seem to remember back around the first of the fake 911 calls Ralph went on a rant about how everyone was sick and deranged for wishing someone dead and how he would never wish to kill someone.

 

[Stasi]

I stop paying attention to the board for a couple of days and Ralph gets the Magic Johnsons? wtf

 

[Reynolds]

Baked: AIDS, by the way!
Gunt: Yeah AIDS, okay, okay is that the punchline?
Baked: Why cause Alice sucked your dick or wh-?
Gunt: Yeah! It doesn't even matter cause you can't get AIDS from sucking su- anyway it's retarded, let me say.

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Timestamp: ~ 1h:43m

notice how Ralph's head drops after "sucking su-." He was going to talk about schizo AIDS theories then stopped because it would only bury him further.

 

[Stasi]

notice how Ralph's head drops after "sucking su-." He was going to talk about schizo AIDS theories then stopped because it would only bury him further.

He would have to admit it has nothing to do with Alice, we all know there is only one way to get AIDS

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Baked: AIDS, by the way!
Gunt: Yeah AIDS, okay, okay is that the punchline?
Baked: Why cause Alice sucked your dick or wh-?
Gunt: Yeah! It doesn't even matter cause you can't get AIDS from sucking su- anyway it's retarded, let me say.

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Timestamp: ~ 1h:43m

"Uh oh"

 

[Tempress]

COZY.TV IS UNDER ATTACK!

the odysee restream is up now

 

[bonusmp3]

He is getting to Spaceball's level of merchandising

https://twitter.com/AlterEgoSculpt/status/1544347266349051904

 

[Farglemark]

This is from the Ralph appearance on the first YOBAcast, posted this in the Flordia thread but thought it fit here too.
The tl;dr of it is: Ralph and Baked seethed about KF, defended being friends with chaggot, seethed about KC and PPP, sucked each others dicks, had the lightest swatting ever, complained about it like they held guns to their head, raged about Warski, sucked off cozy, sucked each other off more, called each other the modern rockstars, kings, warriors and Ralph a tabloid god. They also rewrote alot of history.
Probably a one off, had little to do at work today.
-Show starts, baked looks his best, which is fucking awful, looking like warm jello.
- Baked is hyped up! 440 fucking people in the audience?? Let's fucking go!!
- Shill time, new merch drops, laziest shit ever. New t-shirt with YOBA on it, anyone who buys that should put a bullet in their head
-View numbers apparently increasing, is Ralph Cozy's Metokur effect? That's a depressing thought.
-Ralphs on! Looking super fit, still hasn't quit his show or killed himself over his weight like he promised.
- Wow the echo is bad, probably should have done a mic test quickly before going on air.
- Figured it out after a couple minutes, used the onboard mic instead of the proper one, but now Ralph is too low. Do a fucking mic check
- Not a minute after baked say "I think this is a high quality show and setup" atleast let the memories of failed audio setups fade before sucking yourself off.
-Ralph kindly agrees.
-6 minutes in and that's the most interesting thing said.
-Show starts proper, mutually blowing each other, Ralph is a legend according to Baked.
-Ralph admits to paying attention to trolls. Claims he's working the trolls.
-Ralph retells his career according to him. My oh my does it make him look good.
-Rewiting history, pretending Ralph going at baked wasn't as hard or done as seriously as he did.
-SWAT claim? Almost seemed staged, police didn't introduce themselves as the police, weird, cops called them and said there was a call of a shooting. Is it normal for police to call you when they get a report? Dunno either way.
-They sang we love our cops, badly
-More rewriting of baked Ralph history
-Ralph describing what is and isn't ok, ignoring that everything he claims isn't ok is stuff he does on the regular.
-Baked leaves, cops are calling? If they showed up that's fucking quick 3 minutes 21 seconds.
-Ralph SEETHS about swatting for like 5 minutes.
-Cops didn't show up, maybe it is a legit one, whoever did it is a faggot
-BEACAUSE they've been going on about swatting for longer than Metokur did and his was a full blown guns drawn swatting.
-24 mins in, not much of note
-God hates YOBA and the YOBAcast, killed his AC just before the show.
-Cops told Baked to wait outside, he waited for 5 mins and went inside and said they would have to call him.
-Half an hour in and it's just a seeth cast. More Metokur seething.
-Randomly start to talk about Ventis tits, insulting her,her show and what would be considered sexual harassment talk, just because they saw her in chat.
-Cops show up and go into the podcast room then leave. Rivetting.
-Could you believe it? MORE Metokur seething.
-Calling each other champs and legends and "let's get back into this incredible interview with Ralph" that's been said atleast 3 times now.
-37 minutes in and they are already retreading ground they've covered on Ralph's career, more dicksucking.
-Ralph trying to distance himself from the blood sports era. Claiming it was never really him.
-40 minutes in, Ralph sucks off cozy and Baked. Once again going over Ralphs town shifting on baked, for the 3rd time. Back. To. Fucking. Metokur.
-Baked describes watching cozy in the "morning" waking up and it's cozy. Also says Ralph is an inspiration. After watching sunrise baked says he doesn't find anything else entertaining. Fucking hell.
-Ralph describes him and Baked as two warriors.
-Atleast 10 minutes spent on how awesome cozy is. Obligatory Nick worship
-Out of the blue seething about Kino Casino, Warski and PPP,
-Complains KC spreads lies, then in the same breath spreads lies.
-Admits the report was almost aborted, if not for cozy and Nick.
-Both Ralph and Baked defend being friendly with Chaggot the pedophile. "He's an acquired taste" "we don't agree on everything" he's a confirmed pedophile you dumb fucks.
-Calls himself a tabloid god, Baked agrees. Gods and warriors are looking bad today.
-Baked claims Ralph adds integrity to the tabloid scene.
-Ralph complains about people making shit up after making a ton of shit up.
-Near an hour in and we are talking about cigars, vodka and Vegas.
-talking about food
-Baked talks about getting bullied in school, and then about how his parents wanted him to work in the medical field. How dissapoinhed they must be.
-By The Way this entire time there are sudden and violent outbursts about KC, Metokur, Flam, and anyone else they dont like. Speaking of which while I'm typing this, another Warski abortion rant.
- 70 minutes and it is such a nothing show, just seeth, complain, and suck each other's dick.
-Got em boys, Ralph claims he doesn't like to be away from home and how it's all for work. Dude is just straight up lying
-Oh wow they are already talking about wrapping it up. Nothing happend.
-Ralph described as a rockstar, now they are claiming they are "the modern motherfucking rockstars.. bitch" Rockstars, God's and warriors looking bad tonight
-More seething about people trolling Ralph, back to calling each other rockstars
- Some final seeth, on to super chats.
-Superchat summary:Seeth, freakout over superchat amounts that KC gets constantly, talks about 20,000$ ring, more seeth, that's about it.


And that's that I listened to a quarter of the Superchats, fuck listening to the rest.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Arguably, the least worst thing about Brittney Venti are her tits. Now Ralph’s on the other hand…

 

[Kinochet]

Arguably, the least worst thing about Brittney Venti are her tits. Now Ralph’s on the other hand…

Don’t let her push up bras fool you brother, I enjoy big tits too, but this quadroon has the tits of a 60 year old African grandmother.