🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[#KillAllPedos]

Some of the earliest Ralph content I've seen looks like wigger incel stuff. It appears he only interacted with a very small circle of people. His feed mainly comprised of video games, alcohol, and his cat. I don't think he had any hobbies or interests that would allow him to engage with people. I'm willing to bet that most people he knew don't really engage in heavy drug use anymore. They probably have careers and families they actually care about. If Ralph said "Oh, I can't stream this weekend because a couple of friends and myself are going to take the boat out and do some fishing." It would be so otherworldly coming from Ralph.

That’s a fantastic idea. If Ralph wanted own his a-logs, he would buy a boat and take up deep sea fishing. Unironically it’s the most Chad hobby one can have. But Ralph would probably read this and think we’re trying to troll him into doing something stupid. So he’s going to sit indoors and waste another summer in front of his computer just to spite us.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So he’s going to sit indoors and waste another summer in front of his computer just to spite us.

It’s called winning, sweaty, look into it.

BTW, found a lead on why Ralph has to move:


Looks like Mantsu lost some baby weight at least.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

"It's not a joke about my son, it's about the person that has a restraining order against me!"

Spoiler

No, that wasn't DSP, just your imagination playing tricks.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

"It's not a joke about my son, it's about the person that has a restraining order against me!"

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Spoiler

No, that wasn't DSP, just your imagination playing tricks.

Ralph out here antagonizing the opposing party right after striking a child support payment that really benefits him. Total Ralphamale move

 

[WutangLee]

"It's not a joke about my son, it's about the person that has a restraining order against me!"

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No, that wasn't DSP, just your imagination playing tricks.

Ralph is just some next level retardation. why are you ruining a complete W over child support like this? It's like the Vickers pulled defeat out of the jaws of victory like the retards they are, and ralph just slapped it out of their hand. These morons just keep saving eachother.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

"It's not a joke about my son, it's about the person that has a restraining order against me!"

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No, that wasn't DSP, just your imagination playing tricks.

Ralph couldn't be following in Ronnie's footsteps any more if he tried. I guess melting into a gaming chair is a small upgrade from a couch.

 

[Farglemark]

This is the show from Monday August 8th
Ralph spent near 5 hours of the 6 hours and 49 minutes on Kino Casino, Jim came up plenty, he agrees with Keem telling Warski indirectly to get his shit together and promo the fight, and he eats.

As always this was done speech to text for alot of it, it blocks swearing and some words dont play well

• Ralph coming in with the high energy early in the show saying let's go community service y'all, turns out hes already skipping community service. Thatll look good
• Crow bro comes into chat and makes his calling sound, Ralph caws maybe the joke is that crows hang around things that are nearly dead
• Ralph's is a Photoshop of himself puts up the image of him as a Greek statue smoking a cigar and it sounds like he wants to jerk off to it
• Ralph sings for a few seconds, Jim hasn't tweeted for 6 days, Ralph is starting to miss him
• Jim mentioned one
• Direct quote "today is international cat Day, wat da?"
• Jim mentioned 2 talking about his anime dungeon
• Ralph starts off the show with a bunch of silence while he's fixing his website, manages to fix it and then plays the cheering sound bite
• rap plays that means fatty dance number one for the day
• Ralph is going to be taking around 5 days off of his show, for his move holy f*** that is a long time for a move
• I wonder why he isn't going to be doing a drive stream? He usually likes those, is it because he's scared s******* of being found? Yes
• Ralph gets really mad at someone calling him weird like overly mad
• Ralph is watching videos of shirtless Andy training, you really wants to see Andy get f***** up. Conveniently doesn't mention that he could have been the one f****** Andy up but he's a coward
• Ralph will always be a commentator and never a participant
• Ralph is already setting it up that if Andy somehow pulls off a win it's a setup fight. Maybe a steal of a fight, stop the steal
• That's adorable, Ralph is attributing Andy not being able to say what he wants to the ruination of his show. Ralph we all know it doesn't matter what he is able to say, the show would just be as f***** now
• This guy who is in Ralph's telegram is really f****** with his head, Ralph stops the entire flow of his show to address him again
• Ralph bands him and demands $3 to let him back in
• Ralph starts making fun of warski getting raped as a kid by a babysitter, starts to try and rewrite the story saying Andy was older than he was, and imagine being raped by a female. If Ralph had something like that in his past and people made fun of him for he would lose his s***
• Ralph acts like a traumatic event from your childhood shouldn't cause PTSD.
• It doesn't bother me that someone makes fun of warski about that, and annoys me the way Ralph does it how he talked about how he'd be throwing fists as a 5 year old
• Ralph is trying to do a bit about how Andy's 2-year-old sister wanted to kill him when he was one year old, I'm sure many people would be able to make it funny, Ralph just sounds like a psychopath
• Ralph box Andy for living at home with his parents and not saving any money, conveniently leaving out that he has no savings and he lived with his mom until she died
• Ralph listens to a story about how Andy's dad rescued him from a room with a burning matress. Calls his dad a retard because he didn't immediately see his son on his crib in a smoke filled room. Searched the burning bed since it was the worst place for the baby to be hurting his hands in the process before reaching the crib and taking him out. Then dragging a burning mattress to the street.
• A thing I've noticed, Ralph doesn't like stories that have good/caring fathers in them. This one especially chaps his ass because it involves a son and fire, the only story Ralph has including him and his dad and fire is when his hide and watch Ronnie ovened some puppies
• Ralph needs to stop watching this Andy clip, it's not the own you think it is
• Ralph is goimg to buy a 14 TB hard drive just to download Warski clips. Obsessed
• Reading the Andy flam email where Andy tried to patch things up with Flam
• Ralph criticizes Andy's drug use "sober and drug free Andy" remember when Ralph was pretending the exact same thing for months?
• Ralph criticizes Keems event, with half a dozen great events under his own belt.. right?
• Ralph threatens to try and axe the fight again, cause he's a faggot
• Jim mention 3
• Jim mention 4, saying Jim's advice for Andy to take the fight was bad. I don't think Jim ever told him to do anything either way? I think he laughed at Ralph for asking him about it
• Healthy for Ralph wants chicken bites from Bojangles
• Ralph HALTS the show for 9 minutes to order food, what he calls a small meal is chicken tenders and potato rounds plus a biscuit, I'll include a screenshot of Bojangles website, the meal he is getting is atleast 1080 calories closer to 1300 cause he aint getting a small potato round
• 
  
• Also during that clip he listens to larper faggot Confederate music screaming let's go. I wish some Confederate soldiers could actually meet modern day larpers. They would shoot these losers on sight.
• Lastly the Japanese complain less about getting nuked than the Confederate faggot does about losing the civil war.
• Make sure you sign up for Ralph's super twitter follower, you will get timed exclusive pics of Ralphs cats
• Ralph brings up a pic of PPP and talks about how fat he is, after ordering a small meal of 1300 calories, later in the podcast he reveals he got fries with it as well, so 1600 Cals
• PPP is fat though
• Wat da 2
• Ralph says andy is stealing Bakeds phrase, while Ralph pays homage, Andy is mocking it
• Ralph is going over the Andy nude twitter thing again, the dude is hurting so bad for content
• Didn't Ralph shit on KC for using old content like this?
• Also you know he is reaction to this like it's the first time hes seen it
• What in the world 1
• Ralph claims he can handle scrutiny from mthe internet
• Ralph is scrolling through Kiwifarms live to find one of Andy's clips, getting upset he can't find it cause he's not good at using the site
• small fatty dance
• 
  
• Ralph trying to revive the Warski revenge porn thing.
• Jim mention 5 randomly talking about this revenge porn thing that no one else is and shouts out "where is Mr meetookur let's talk about this"
• We are deep in this part of the show. When Ralph has nothing of interest to talk about
• Uh oh, chicken tenders, what?! The fat faggot food has arrived
• Ralph loves fat fuck food, and my god is he excited to try and stop Andy's fight. Started and ended on him stuffing his face saying "oh it's almost too big" spoiler, doesn't stop him finishing it
• Going through the Warski twitter porn video AGAIN
• Ralph actually got potato rounds AND fries with his chicken.
• rap plays, Ralph fat dance and songs along, a treat for the audience
• Ralph does a play pretend where he would show up to fight Warski, then attack keem, and you can just tell how happy he is in his own fantasy. There's a 40 second gap when he stops talking about it before going back to it. I remember doing this type of thing as a kid
• Jim mentioned 6 Ralph's still going on about 3-year-old stuff about the Andy Twitter hack. Like it's new. Brings up Jim's tweet about showing who hacked him. Jesus Ralph is hurting for content
• Jim mention 7 why didn't Jim ask about 3 year old stuff when he was talking to KC? Why isn't Jim talking about this at all this year? Why isn't Jim randomly talking about drama from 3 years ago because Ralph is?
• Ralph is watching the Andy apology video for the 3rd time this show. If KC did that Ralph would be screaming for blood. He's really trying to push this
• Ralph is doing investigating live on air about something 3 years ago. Plays the surprise sound effect.
• Jim mention 8 talking about his old tweets again
• Been on this for about an hour and a half
• Uh, guh, huh, *gasp* *sputter* but all of that in fat speak. Remember that video where Andy wears some clown ask or some shit and bobs up and down with a candle and do some spergy shit while giggling and put satanic music to it? Legit satanic ritual guys. These faggots screaming satanism at everything takes away from people actually doing insane satanic things.
• Ralph is one step away from calling heavy metal music satanic
• Wat da
• Ralph plays an Alex Stein video where he trolls a vice reporter. Only Stein can make me feel sympathetic towards a reporter, the fact that she didn't mace him shows that part of her is a saint
• Lol cpac let a vice reporter in but not Nick Fuentes, that's not an own on cpac Ralph
• Ralph Cries about KF existing after spending an hour and a half on it.
• Jim mention 9, old tweet
• Ralph is big mad at Jim today, getting mad about Jim tweeting an article
• Jim mention 10 fucking finally! Ralph has Jim on the mind today, even though he hasn't tweeted in 6 days, Ralph misses you buddy, fire up the twitter to quell his seperation anxiety
• Jim is definitely watching right now or has a 25% chance of being dead Jim mention 11
• Ralph gets mad at an audience member for posting something twice
• Ralph is mad that KF isn't randomly talking about Andy's 3 year old drama
• Ralph plays and agrees with pro Russian new clip
• Ralph spent 3.5 hours of KC and Andy specifically
• Jim mention 12, out of the blue Meetookur
• this is the Ralph cope about stopping drugs that Melty mentioned, Ralph sounds fucked up. Almost 10 mins and caps off with him listening to a sad country song perfectly tailored for him
• Jim mention 13 don't pull a Jim and catch cancer joke
• Hard cut back to KC stuff flam addressing Andy distancing himself from him
• Ralph talks about doing a soap opera show, that sounds about as bad as or ski and peed pee pee doing a ghost show. But now that I'm thinking about it, I think they're the perfect guys to do a ghost show. Overreacting and analyzing the smallest things for hours
• Ralph covering a 3-day-old show from Keno Casino, didn't he criticize them for the same type of thing, even though they have a set schedule while he screams everyday.
• Not defending Cato casino, there stuff is crap
• Ralph is watching a clip or they go over the boy soprano , Ralph should be treading lightly here considering what his horse was into
• Keep in mind that dick Masterson also defended Lolly and the movie cuties. Not a defense of flam more a remember when Dick did this?
• Ralph is just silently watching Keno casino at this point
• Ralph is really tilted tonight he doesn't work his way up into a rage it's always 0 to 100 immediately it's talking about a keem clip
• Keem makes a good point that Ralph agrees with, all these entertainers who are going to box stop being entertaining because they want to take boxing seriously. No one cares about them actually boxing well it's all supposed to be a show. It seems to be a bit of a dig at warski, but it's true for all of them they all think it's a boxing opportunity and stop putting on a show
• Honestly I'm starting to side with Ralph on this, worst kids doing such a s*** job at promoting this, calling his opponent a nice guy, he should be s******* all over him doing ridiculous s***, saying abhorrent things about him and his family, the other guy knows it's all a joke that's what you're supposed to do. Ralph is doing a better job at promoting this fight. And you are f****** retarded
• Ralph was talking about Jim so you know what that means years Bible
• Bibble doing what bibble does, he comes in with a cake that's already been said, repeats it in a dumber way, and re-explains it in a more retarded way than someone else is already said it
• Anyways wharsky is already doing the post-match kiss up before the match is already happened. You praise the guy after the fight to make it look like everything's good after that even though it was never bad.
• Ralph is getting legitimately upset talking about how bad water ski and salt Poppy are at promo in this fight. He's giving out legitimately good advice that the two of them are obviously not going to hear or if they do listen to
• 4.5 hours on Warski and KC
• Ralph doesn't seem to understand that gay men pretend to be straight before coming out of the closet
• Also Ralph is watching a news clip about two f***** that produce child sex abuse material with their adopted children
• Ralph and his audience are almost more hung up on the fact that they are gay and not that they are pedophiles
• Ralph watches celebrity trash gossip, the person covering it is female, Ralph calls her a b**** and says shut up whore
• Ralph plays the warski apology clip for the fourth time of the show
• Jim mention 14
• Work is over, Im not doing this on personal time except for the upload
• I skipped forward a bit, not much else happens.
• I may never know if Ralph got to 20 jims in one video, but I will just have to live with it
  
  

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Not watching all that but I did LOL at "thanks for joining us today, faggot." He just needs to do more stuff like that and less preschool 'durr durr this is what you sound like' stuff.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

@Farglemark why are you censoring yourself?

 

[cistendered]

WHAT WARSKI YOUR BABYSITTER RAPES YOU ONE, TWO TIMES WHILE YOU WERE A GROWN ASS MAN AND YOU GO AND CRY ABOUT IT?!?!?! MY DADDY RAPED ME EVERY NIGHT FOR YEARS AND YOU DON'T SEE ME CRYING ABOUT IT, BITCH!!!!!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

WHAT WARSKI YOUR BABYSITTER RAPES YOU ONE, TWO TIMES WHILE YOU WERE A GROWN ASS MAN AND YOU GO AND CRY ABOUT IT?!?!?! MY DADDY RAPED ME EVERY NIGHT FOR YEARS AND YOU DON'T SEE ME CRYING ABOUT IT, BITCH!!!!!

Meigh was raped and all she needed was a lifelong addiction to child porn to cure it!!!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

@Farglemark your recaps always make me lol, and tonight this paragraph really got me:

But now that I'm thinking about it, I think they're the perfect guys to do a ghost show. Overreacting and analyzing the smallest things for hours.

I’ve said this before but these dudes are more dramatic and womanly than all the Real Housewives franchises combined.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Ralph, Jim won’t become your new daddy. You’re just going to have to live with the fact that no one does, and the one you had, didn’t either.

 

[Farglemark]

@Farglemark why are you censoring yourself?

I use speech to text for atleast half or more of this. It censors most swears, I don't care about swearing enough to go back and change them all. It's part of the "speech to text fucks around" disclaimer

Edit: hah I'm an idiot, I never bothered checking the block offensive words setting. That's off now. Swearing is back on the menu

 

[MeltyTW]

@Farglemark holy shit his show sounds like it was written as a parody of itself. Eating comically large amounts of food and such. This is sad

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

When does this just become a knock off of Nikocado Avocado's stuff?

 

[Farglemark]

@Farglemark holy shit his show sounds like it was written as a parody of itself. Eating comically large amounts of food and such. This is sad

Every once and awhile it does come across like that, like recently with the Official Podcast crew, how he says he's never heard of these people, how he would be the big audience draw on their podcast, him fighting one of them would be him doing charity for their shows with him bringing his audience over, that's some shit KC would make a joke about when they were feeling slightly clever and it would be completely on the nose.

 

[MeltyTW]

Every once and awhile it does come across like that, like recently with the Official Podcast crew, how he says he's never heard of these people, how he would be the big audience draw on their podcast, him fighting one of them would be him doing charity for their shows with him bringing his audience over, that's some shit KC would make a joke about when they were feeling slightly clever and it would be completely on the nose.

... he has to be doing that on purpose theres been infinitely less popular people ralph has admitted "yeah youre more popular than me" but he switched the copes to seem like the more pure little guy taking on sell outs even if he was simultaneously trying to play the established rich heel to less popular people. surely even ralph must not be stupid enough to idk rant at pewdiepie that hes a small fry and that hes infinitely more well known for the killstream on odysee

 

[Procrastinhater]

And make no mistake about it the history is already written GG has already been painted as just neckbeards harrassing women. That's what people 30 years from now will remember

They can tell their lies but we'll stil know the truth goddamnit!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

... he has to be doing that on purpose theres been infinitely less popular people ralph has admitted "yeah youre more popular than me" but he switched the copes to seem like the more pure little guy taking on sell outs even if he was simultaneously trying to play the established rich heel to less popular people. surely even ralph must not be stupid enough to idk rant at pewdiepie that hes a small fry and that hes infinitely more well known for the killstream on odysee

Yeah this is always funny to me. He switches his standards of "superiority" depending on his opponent so that he can always attempt to claim victory.