That's like a Peetz-level existence. I guess it's easier than getting a retail job, but... is it, really? Ralph's basically turned their house into the IP2 trailer, now including the same amount of homosexual rape.
I'm not a huge Ralph follower, so just to confirm... this guy's in like his mid 30s, right? I've never seen that much grey hair on someone that young. Most of the people I know only start getting greys in their temples in their mid-late 40s. The booze really ages you, I guess.
Null's prediction might be right; December 31st 2023 is looking a loooooong way away for this guy right now.
I'm guessing that even if/when that was true, most people don't consider owning a $17,000 shack a "second property"...