🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Niggernerd]

So what happens to all that debt when he croaks later this year? His faithful stallion inherits it?

Yes lmao

 

[Fornicario]

He’s always struck me as a crossbow type for some reason.

It would be hilarious if he tried and didn't fully crank it back.

 

[TJBirish]

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You can add Andy to the list. 4 out of 5 enemies hit.

Any word from Rekieta? That would be #5, no?

He wasn't scheduled to cover the trial today. Not sure of his plans. No posts on Twitter.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

According to Harry she is on the truck and we know for a fact he has used her cards with Harry confirming it, since nearly everything he has said has been confirmed independently I'm inclined to believe it. Besides I don't find it very hard to believe a guy who fled the country to escape his debts and couldn't afford to pay his last 3 months rent would have no problem destroying his wife's financial situation. She's so retarded for allowing it to happen but I don't know what she expected.

I called, with lots of others, May just being a front for Gunt’s financing because he’s white trash that the financing sector considers untouchable. He literally fucked her and her credit, real champ. Pantsu knows how to pick winners.

What shocks me is that Harry knew Ralph was using May as a front and still supported this bullshit? Any sane father goes why are you with a guy asking you to put everything in his name? There is no bigger red flag for loser scumbag other than restraining orders from baby mamas and Ralph had that box ticked too.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

perhaps sociopathic, instigator - not a victim.

I wouldn't even say perhaps sociopathic he very clearly is a sociopath. He totally lacks empathy for others, has a history of animal abuse, gets off on people suffering and has zero second thoughts about swatting people when one wrong move during a swatting means death. Hell, he doesn't even seem to care about his own children outside of them being used as spitefueled pawns to own the alogs.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

What shocks me is that Harry knew Ralph was using May as a front and still supported this bullshit? Any sane father goes why are you with a guy asking you to put everything in his name? There is no bigger red flag for loser scumbag other than restraining orders from baby mamas and Ralph had that box ticked too.

While Harry is a retard I think he has definitely tried by pushing the issue and by sitting back and letting her vent and slowly trying to make her realize her stupidity. From their private conversations and his claims it seems clear that he's been trying to make her come back to NY but she's been stubborn and retarded. Since she's a grown woman there's not much else he could do, he wanted her to finish college so he kept giving her an allowance and when she graduated he cut her off as now she's on her own. His conversations with Jolene seem to indicate this as well, as she was even trying to subtly get meigh to realize they'd help her buy a house for her and Rozy if she came back to NY... without Ralph.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

While Harry is a retard I think he has definitely tried by pushing the issue and by sitting back and letting her vent and slowly trying to make her realize her stupidity. From their private conversations and his claims it seems clear that he's been trying to make her come back to NY but she's been stubborn and retarded. Since she's a grown woman there's not much else he could do, he wanted her to finish college so he kept giving her an allowance and when she graduated he cut her off as now she's on her own. His conversations with Jolene seem to indicate this as well, as she was even trying to subtly get meigh to realize they'd help her buy a house for her and Rozy if she came back to NY... without Ralph.

I get it, but he paid rent and sympathized with her worrying about her biological clock at age 25 while she dating a fat scumbag that was using her to finance a rental house and truck and had just knocked up a teenager. He needed to suggest she drop Gunt immediately and start looking for a guy that was husband material if she was that eager to breed, not fund Ralph’s second breeding experiment of 2020. Now he’s got a granddaughter that’s saddled with a mentally ill addict dad who hates women plus his absolutely terrible genetics (obesity, stupidity, bad skin, prone to addiction).

 

[SpergioLeonne]

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On what are you basing these assertions?

You don't just develop that kind of laziness and dishonesty at college. That is almost an innate character flaw. Whether he was born that way or it developed early in life, nothing I've seen of Ralph he was anything but doomed from the get-go.

If only Ronnie could’ve peeled his ass off the couch and taught Ralph how to mow the lawn

 

[break these cuffs]

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If only Ronnie could’ve peeled his ass off the couch and taught Ralph how to mow the lawn

Things could have been so different.

 

[Iron Father]

Killstream - 2/14/2023
Valentines Day Special
Sub-plot: Where'd the money go?
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Spoiler: The Date

Left wife and kid behind
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Why did you marry me
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Salary/Child Support
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Beg for table/Internet celebrity
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Amanda off-air
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Ralph doesn't care what Amanda's saying
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Raising kids
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Allergy/Who cares if I die
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The only time Ralph smiled during their date
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Amanda will never get Harry Potter
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Still mad about the game
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Dead silence
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Spoiler: Harry

Amanda really liked that belt
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Gloating about the airport
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Spite relationship
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Harry's deathbed
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Spoiler: Misc

Driving wrong way
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Ralphadrivin: Pedestrians beware
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Fled to Mexico because he's scared
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Rozy doesn't recognize Ralph, but likes the purse
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Big Gay Ralph talking about his moisturizers
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Confused Locals
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Do what he wants
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Gross
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Technical difficulties
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Truck
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Fleeced for parking spot
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TLDW: Ralph spent Valentines day thinking about another man, talking about his moitsurizers, and arguing with Amanda in public. He also wont get her the game because it's got Harry in the name.

Holy 'battered wife syndrome' Batman.

 

[AltisticRight]

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If only Ronnie could’ve peeled his ass off the couch and taught Ralph how to mow the lawn

He's in Mexico and doesn't know how to mow the lawn?

Fat gringo.

 

[Telemeter]

plus his absolutely terrible genetics (obesity, stupidity, bad skin, prone to addiction).

And yet, he was the best of the cumshot (and somehow also the best out of that other fruitful cumshot).

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He's in Mexico and doesn't know how to mow the lawn?

Fat gringo.

I’ve never seen Ralph do anything physical without looking retarded. If a lawnmower is pull-started, he ain’t starting it.

If they made one of those obesity scooters with a lawnmower attachment, then maybe.

 

[TJBirish]

I’ve never seen Ralph do anything physical without looking retarded. If a lawnmower is pull-started, he ain’t starting it.

If they made one of those obesity scooters with a lawnmower attachment, then maybe.

Maybe he can start out with an electric leaf blower.

There must be thousands down there

 

[Harlan Wick]

This isn't a fun dumpster fire to watch anymore. Every move Gunt makes seems to push him further off the ledge and the stupid fuck either can not or will not stop and see how fucked his life is. Yes Gunt is an insufferable asshole but this is worse than watching someone slowly die because of dementia.

 

[MeltyTW]

This isn't a fun dumpster fire to watch anymore. Every move Gunt makes seems to push him further off the ledge and the stupid fuck either can not or will not stop and see how fucked his life is. Yes Gunt is an insufferable asshole but this is worse than watching someone slowly die because of dementia.

Its funny

 

[Harlan Wick]

Its funny

Yes but fucking depressing

 

[TypicalJuly2022Acct]

Ralph has the dangerous combination of being retarded and narcissistic which can only result in spectacular disaster in blue collar work. In any alternate timeline, Ralph would still be a loser. In the trades, provided anyone could tolerate him through apprenticeship, would have resulted in MORE debt and legal troubles, not less. Think about how much he fucks up now and imagine him with other people's safety, money, and properties on the line.

Thankfully this reality's Ralph gives us content.

This is a mixed bag. Felons cannot own black powder firearms. It’s easier to buy them because many states don’t require background checks on them, but possession is still illegal in many states as far as I know. Ralph attempting sudoku on himself with an old timey shotgun a groyper bought for him but the primer cap goes off on his thumb would still be funny

It varies widely by state(it's not a "firearm" per federal law) but Ralph is now a proud Mexican resident.

The real problem Ralph is too short to reach the muzzle of a muzzleloader. Maybe he could stand a pistol up like a musket and load that.

 

[fuck whales]

This isn't a fun dumpster fire to watch anymore. Every move Gunt makes seems to push him further off the ledge and the stupid fuck either can not or will not stop and see how fucked his life is. Yes Gunt is an insufferable asshole but this is worse than watching someone slowly die because of dementia.

Disagree, its funnier than its ever been

 

[Sewer Rat]

This isn't a fun dumpster fire to watch anymore. Every move Gunt makes seems to push him further off the ledge and the stupid fuck either can not or will not stop and see how fucked his life is. Yes Gunt is an insufferable asshole but this is worse than watching someone slowly die because of dementia.

I dunno, now that the effects of alcoholism are actually showing on his body I kinda want to see how it ends