🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph should have been a plumber, a mechanic, a fork lift operator, a factory worker.

Definitely a plumber because he loves digging for poopie.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ethan Ralph, while not innocent, is himself a victim.

A victim of college scam and hyper socializing. He had no business ever stepping into a higher education institution, getting brainwashed into thinking of himself as an intellectual leftist while he was just a midwit wigger, no business trying pursue being a journalist while the best he could do is write dear diary entries. No business spending his entire adult life getting validation for his midwit takes in Facebook and Twitter.

Ralph should have been a plumber, a mechanic, a fork lift operator, a factory worker.

No, no. Just stop.

I’ve seen retards drive forklifts, it’s bad. And god forbid if you turn a lathe on with the chuck key in.

These are the types of jobs where people die.

Whatever you want to say about Ralph, he had enough drive and charisma when he was young to thrive in a trade.

He could have easily gotten into a union at around 25, married a homely girl, be a good enough christian, have some kids.

Now at 37 he would fully own a house, probably a second one as a rental, a teenage kids he actually loved, a wife he doesn't despise, higher income than he has now, and manageable debt.

He would still be fucking tech illiterate and probably be one of those boomers that uses a dumb phone, but it wouldn't matter at all, he wouldn't even understand Twitter and have no desire to.

It could have gone so much better.

 

[break these cuffs]

Ethan Ralph, while not innocent, is himself a victim.

A victim of college scam and hyper socializing. He had no business ever stepping into a higher education institution, getting brainwashed into thinking of himself as an intellectual leftist while he was just a midwit wigger, no business trying pursue being a journalist while the best he could do is write dear diary entries. No business spending his entire adult life getting validation for his midwit takes in Facebook and Twitter.

Ralph should have been a plumber, a mechanic, a fork lift operator, a factory worker.

Whatever you want to say about Ralph, he had enough drive and charisma when he was young to thrive in a trade.

He could have easily gotten into a union at around 25, married a homely girl, be a good enough christian, have some kids.

Now at 37 he would fully own a house, probably a second one as a rental, a teenage kids he actually loved, a wife he doesn't despise, higher income than he has now, and manageable debt.

He would still be fucking tech illiterate and probably be one of those boomers that uses a dumb phone, but it wouldn't matter at all, he wouldn't even understand Twitter and have no desire to.

It could have gone so much better.

That's some rosy colored fanfic. Ralph has been a fat loser leech all his life. You think he would have done some kinda of manual labor job? The only hammer he ever held is the one smashed into the wall behind him in the birthday cake picture. He never even delivered papers or bagged fucking groceries. Trailer parks and ghettos all across America are rife with his ilk.

 

[I_Am_GamerGate]

Plenty of college scammed adults with hypersocialized lives who never driven hammers on walls, never had gunts, strangled pets or microwaved them to death, nor raped people behind an Arby's. This is just on top of my head what he did before even joining college, during primary school.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

Ethan Ralph, while not innocent, is himself a victim.

A victim of college scam and hyper socializing. He had no business ever stepping into a higher education institution, getting brainwashed into thinking of himself as an intellectual leftist while he was just a midwit wigger, no business trying pursue being a journalist while the best he could do is write dear diary entries. No business spending his entire adult life getting validation for his midwit takes in Facebook and Twitter.

Ralph should have been a plumber, a mechanic, a fork lift operator, a factory worker.

Whatever you want to say about Ralph, he had enough drive and charisma when he was young to thrive in a trade.

He could have easily gotten into a union at around 25, married a homely girl, be a good enough christian, have some kids.

Now at 37 he would fully own a house, probably a second one as a rental, a teenage kids he actually loved, a wife he doesn't despise, higher income than he has now, and manageable debt.

He would still be fucking tech illiterate and probably be one of those boomers that uses a dumb phone, but it wouldn't matter at all, he wouldn't even understand Twitter and have no desire to.

It could have gone so much better.

I’m going to have to disagree with you here. If you go back and look at Ralph’s family it appears his grandfather kept a home, held a job and raised a family just fine. You can see his Uncle Howard has had a relatively successful career, owns multiple (for real) properties and has two sons no one has heard of because they are busy living their lives.

Little is known about Sandra’s family and almost nothing is known about Ronnie’s entire life outside of the few details Ralph has shared. In this day and age when people are that level of black hole it’s because they aren’t acting along in concert with what most people are doing at the time.

If you want to say Ralph is the byproduct of a schizo alcoholic and a garbage mother that learned just to take the abuse from her husband and son, you might make a case. There’s just one hitch…

Ralph has shown at numerous times that he is clearly self aware enough to know what he’s doing and the potential damage it will cause others. He openly says that he knows all his actions are driven by spite. He has on many occasions openly said he knows what he is doing is terrible. When people go low, he goes lower.

That’s a man fully aware of his choices. At that point he bears the full responsibility of his actions and choices, no one else. He can go fuck himself in his fat fucking ass.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He can't legally own guns, but not like that would stop him. I don't think it would be too hard for Ralph to get one of his minions or Pantsu to straw purchase a gat for him. Or if he was desperate he could just buy a blackpowder gun.

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This is a mixed bag. Felons cannot own black powder firearms. It’s easier to buy them because many states don’t require background checks on them, but possession is still illegal in many states as far as I know. Ralph attempting sudoku on himself with an old timey shotgun a groyper bought for him but the primer cap goes off on his thumb would still be funny

 

[Drive-By Comment]

until all he's left with is a small penis.

Oh the tranny arc is coming. That asshole does not seem to be satisfied before he has lost it all.

That must be gender butchers dream patient. Hole in middle of ball sack and there is slightly larger than average clitoris already above it. Just bifurcate that gut a little bit more. And huge rack. Hangs around the knees, but huge and all natural tissue.

 

[AnOminous]

He looks and sounds like he is going to die soon. Man's put the Ralphamale curse on himself apparently...

How does this fucking weirdo look more like he's 80 years old and dying than people I know who actually are 80 years old and dying?

 

[Rigger Nich]

Remember when all those people were ending up in hospitals and dying from black market carts with THC and vitamin E? Most of them came from China via Mexico.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

You guys are right, it's doubtful Ralph did this personally, but he totally could have told somebody to do it

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Remember when all those people were ending up in hospitals and dying from black market carts with THC and vitamin E? Most of them came from China via Mexico.

Yeah. I am little out of loop. Did someone mention cough and is this about it. Well little kiddo has as well so doubt she vaped that much.

 

[WutangLee]

Ralph should have been a plumber, a mechanic, a fork lift operator,

It's an absolute fact you don't want an idiot operating a fork lift, performing maintenance on your pipes, and fixing your car. I wouldn't feel comfortable with an aloof idiot making my food (this includes fast food) either. There are consequences to fucking up those jobs.

Remember when all those people were ending up in hospitals and dying from black market carts with THC and vitamin E? Most of them came from China via Mexico.

yeah, the "developing" nation playing super power and has a space program gets to play shitgames like this because they can ship anywhere for free. They do it in Italy as well. They'll just ship their shit to Italy, slap a "made in Italy" label, and ship that out.

 

[Heckler1]

How does this fucking weirdo look more like he's 80 years old and dying than people I know who actually are 80 years old and dying?

He who lives 5 star days, soon 6 feet will lay.

 

[hawkisnight]

So what happens to all that debt when he croaks later this year? His faithful stallion inherits it?

 

[break these cuffs]

So what happens to all that debt when he croaks later this year? His faithful stallion inherits it?

Only shit she put her name on like the apartment they owe $7.6k on. I don't think Virginia is a community property state. If she's lucky he just used her shit like the credit card and she isn't attached to much of his debt. I'm willing to be she cosigned for the truck and God knows what else. Meigh is nothing if not stupid.

 

[TJBirish]

Whatever you want to say about Ralph, he had enough drive and charisma when he was young to thrive in a trade.

He could have easily gotten into a union at around 25, married a homely girl, be a good enough christian, have some kids.

On what are you basing these assertions?

You don't just develop that kind of laziness and dishonesty at college. That is almost an innate character flaw. Whether he was born that way or it developed early in life, nothing I've seen of Ralph he was anything but doomed from the get-go.

 

[Goofy Logic]

You guys are right, it's doubtful Ralph did this personally, but he totally could have told somebody to do it

I wouldn't be surprised if the groypers have a secret gayops chat where these swattings are planned

 

[Rigger Nich]

Yeah. I am little out of loop. Did someone mention cough and is this about it. Well little kiddo has as well so doubt she vaped that much.

She’s trapped in vehicles with them vaping.

 

[Ralphamaniac]

A victim of college scam and hyper socializing.

More like a victim of of poverty, substance abuse, lack of a father and low expectations. We all love Ralph because he love streams his life and is more successful than the average trailer trash wigger but it's not like Ethan Ralph's are extremely rare.
He never had a job and is proud of it and is proud that he's able to fuel his substance abuse with his internet show. I strongly suspect if Ethan Ralph never did a podcast he would be on welfare and food stamps and still refusing to work and drinking and smoking his money away.
Some people break out of the cycle but people like Ralph who's only goal in life is to ensure he can still get high drunk and a hooker by the end of the day don't

 

[darkprince56]

some of the trolls might also be willing to risk commiting crimes to try to look like cool Ralph trolls

It might not be him this time

His two father-in-laws and the guy he wishes were his father?

then all 3 of his top 5 blood enemies get swatted

There's no way to tell if it's an a-log or not

I don't think Ralph has the presence of mind these days to put together a plan and execute it like that. Even a retarded plan like a mass SWATing

You can add Andy to the list. 4 out of 5 enemies hit.